Name: Bill Burr | Five Cities - Part III: London
Uploaded: 2019-09-09T15:06:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Five Cities - Part III: London' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Five Cities - Part III: London' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-09. Transcript available.

We'll be right back.
All right, we're on our way over.
This is the real deal.
Yeah, no fucking wrong.
Look how great this guy's mutton chops are.
All right, baby.
All right, baby.
Have a seat.
So I'm on my HD makeup.
Huh?
Don't look six months younger.
What the fuck am I going to talk about?
Oh, I do.
Hello.
Brexit, huh?
Princess died.
Yes, now.
Topical.
Still dead?
Great.
Brilliant.
Murdered?
Run off the road.
All right, so I'm doing, so what I'm going to do is basically, I'm going to
start with,
then I make fun of white women.
Uh-huh.
Not because of her.
She told me to say it.
Then I make fun of Michelle Obama.
Then I mention how I don't get along with you that well.
Oh, great.
After that shit, that makes sense, though.
Where do I go?
These aren't good questions to be asking right now.
That's a good time to throw that Brexit thing.
That's going to be the poster.
Joe Burr's new standout special.
I love the cameras.
I can't see the cameras.
No camera is moving.
Nothing's swooping in.
Nothing's hanging from a ceiling.
Right.
No fucking Mission Impossible angles.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, shit.
Jokes.
That's it.
You should have stayed on there.
You would have watched me eat the string.
Just like that.
There a saying on that one?
No, there will be some English guy going,
you're supposed to take, you fucking Americans.
Wait, wait, does it have a fortune?
Yeah, we'll see.
On your teeth bath?
Plant kindness.
Plant kindness and gather love.
There you go.
That's what it's all about.
He's calling me a bruh.
That's the ditch.
Well, you're trying to tone down the fucking whining.
Where am I going?
Just get in your car and drive.
That was great.
Oh, yeah, I don't give a shit.
All right, so this is Kevin.
This poor bastard had to spend nine hours painting my giant head.
It was fun.
Yeah.
And then what's funny is it's like,
then you've got to try to get my hands to match the fucking head.
It's just, you know, redheads are the worst.
We're the fucking worst.
Go, sir.
There we go.
You've got some moisturiser.
Yes.
See that?
I practice what I preach in my act.
Right there, look at that.
Almost 51 years old.
They're not all these fucking idiots getting Botox and all that shit.
You just need lotion.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll see you next time.