Name: Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-5-20
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-5-20' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-5-20' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-05. Transcript available.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-5-20

hey what's going on it's bill burr it's time for the thursday afternoon just
before friday
monday morning podcast and i'm just checking in on you guess where i'm in i'm
in my fucking garage
where every goddamn married guy gets sent every other fucking day it's fucking
unbelievable
i can't remember the last time i actually just got to stay in my house
and there wasn't some fucking something coming over could you not do your
podcast in the bedroom
why can't i fucking making the payments on it
the plumber's coming in he needs to plumb some plumbing
what a plumber's gonna get offended by my fucking language it's unbelievable
banished fucking banished i'll tell you right now i i i you know i don't even
want to get into it i'm not even going to get into it they're all warriors and
they're all
fucking victims um anyway well i'm glad you guys you guys really seem to enjoy
that podcast i did
with paul verzi i got a bunch of uh what do you call them fucking emails and
shit telling me yeah
you know that was the fastest 90 minutes of my life and speaking of which we
have a new podcast email
the monday morning podcast at gmail.com that's where you send all your
questions all your comments all your criticisms all your feels man
monday morning podcast at gmail.com and by the way paul verzi this weekend is
going to be at levity live
all right if you enjoyed the goddamn free podcast why don't you go out and
spend a couple of fucking
dineros out there and go see that guy he's fucking out there crushing it you
could say you saw him at the
club level when he would still meet and greet people after his show but i'm
telling you right now paul verzi it's gonna be he's when he
fucking makes oh and he makes a little bit of money there's something white
coming into his world
it's gonna be either a couch a lamborghini a leather jacket it's gonna be
something
um angelic white he did something the other night when we went to this fucking
lakers 76ers game right
and like their two top guys joel and beave and the other fucking guy didn't
even play
you know it's the worst going to a laker game is the fucking worst by the time
the game starts
the stars the other team are so fucking exhausted from banging fucking models
and shit that they don't
even show up to the game even if they're out there so you know whatever we're
fucking sitting there
watching the game and then afterwards we went in and there was a vip area we
could actually smoke a
cigar in the fucking staple center which i did i smoked my first cigar in like
50 days but now i'm back to
just not smoking so i've and i don't have no desire to smoke them or anything
like that so i kind of i
got myself off them so now it's just like all right the next time i'll smoke
one uh will be next month
in april going to uh going to a sporting event i imagine i will have one there
but i'm really thinking
like yeah maybe not so that's how that would be like i would like my
relationship with cigars to be
so anyway we're sitting there
we were sitting there in this little fucking room smoking cigars there was no
smoke eater so we were in
this fucking giant cloud and there was this crazy russian dude there right you
know all five foot seven
of them and he's just fucking you know jumping into any conversation you know
he's had a couple of
fucking two three cocktails so he's feeling it and he's feeling conversational
right so at one point i
was just like i was just talking to this old laker fan who actually knew the
game which is a very rare
thing to find i don't know where the fuck they all are it's usually just you
know you know you're a
hater celtics are bitches like they just don't talk the game and this guy could
actually talk the game
so i was having a good time talking to him i was like you know i gotta admit
you know i can't stand
the staples center just how far away the fans are how quickly they get pushed
away from the action
and now the forum which i went i saw the kobe shack del harris and i want to
say uh dennis rodman was
on that team too i saw him way back in the day over 20 years ago at the old
forum and how there was no
upper deck it just went from the floor just straight up like an old college
stadium and you were on top
of the game and it was loud and i was going i just i just don't like these
newer buildings and then the
russian guy goes you know i would actually argue that and i looked at him i
said you know what i'd
agree with that right i don't even know why i said that i got you know what i
agree with you
you don't even need to present your your argument i agree with you right and
then everybody laughed
and then he proceeded to make a point anyways even after i just said i agree
with you he makes a point
anyways about the new staples center and i just said you know that's very
interesting you've completely
changed my point of view i never looked at it that way i can't believe i was
going to walk around the
world without that information thank you so much for sharing it with me
everybody was just i found this
new thing because for the first time in my life i didn't i didn't get sucked
into a stupid argument
i was going to sit there and argue architecture of a sports arena with some
drunk russian guy
in a four seat little cigar area with no smoke eater
so like three more times i say something and this russian guy's like you know i
would argue that and
i just kept going you know what dude i agree with you oh now you are with me it's
just like no i just don't argue remember my first cigar in two months i just
want to sit
here and enjoy it i want to fucking sit here talking about foundations degree
of arches and
shit the fuck do you want you don't know anything about stadiums neither do i
do you like the staples
center congratulations you're here why the fuck do i want to ruin it um so
anyway we're sitting there
and verzi you know talking about whatever and we brought up this one guy and
verzi just goes
he goes can i ask you a question is there something wrong with that guy
and then my buddy goes i don't understand how you mean that and he goes is
there something wrong with
that guy it's one of the most italian things i ever saw him do he made his
statement the listener
didn't understand it and asked him to rephrase it and he did while using the
exact same words
only an italian can do that is there something wrong with that guy how do you
mean that
is there something wrong with that guy he changed the inflection and he moved
his shoulders a little
bit differently i fucking laughed for like 10 minutes he was just going what
what did i do what
did i do um anyway we had a great time and uh you know i don't know those
fucking the la games always
stink they just fucking suck you know what i mean damn many times i've seen i
saw that the big three
celtics they came out here and i'd watch them lose to the clippers they come
out here and they go out
and they they bang some celebrity and they're all out before the game start i'm
telling you
if the bruins come out here and they play back to back they got the ducks and
then they got the kings
i'm telling you do not go to that second game they'll try on the first one and
then the second
when they're all they're all out so there's one few gamblers out there and they
always do you know they
try to have the team stay down on hermosa beach it doesn't matter whores have
cars
they go down there and they just yeah that's that's what they do they just them
um that's that's anyways that's just my stupid theory uh oh march 10th
everybody dean del rey's
bon scott tribute at the avalon in hollywood all right do not miss out i'm
going to be doing some
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be singing with the
all-star band doing the entire if you want blood you've got it live album from
acdc on the 40th
anniversary of the death of bon scott one of the great front men in rock and
roll history now let
me ask you this if you don't want to be a part of that then i think you need to
get the out of the
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