Name: Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-20
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-20' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-20' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-09. Transcript available.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-20

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the monday morning podcast
for monday
march 9th 2020 what's going on how are ya um all right guess what i got a guest
i'm i'm like the other podcasts i have a guest i've been having guests lately
um
we got from the let there be talk podcast and from tomorrow night's bond scott
tribute
at the avalon right across the street from capital records where all the big
hits
were recorded um we got dean del rey what's going on dude yeah man what is
happening what's happening
is i'm trying to figure out where to put this recorder i know i'm i love
watching your process
because i always just picture you just just like what's going on right now hit
record before i'm
ready to start that's part of the charm it's part of the charm you know you got
a broke screen on your
phone i love that yeah i've given up on that i broke the screen at the apple
store and then because they
weren't helping me with some other so i was just throwing into my backpack and
i didn't
realize that my phone was only backpack i broke the screen there and then i was
on the road and i had
some bootleg place fix it and then i don't know what happened then it just sort
of broke again yeah
it's funny every time i've thrown it in anger it's never broken yeah but if i
just i don't know i just
sort of set something down then it because people look at it going jesus christ
you throw your phone it's
like well yeah i throw it all the time but it never breaks it's weird it's like
a fluke thing
so oh man anyway what the was i going to tell you you know i was watching this
thing uh well let's
talk about what we came on here to promote yeah there's there's a few tickets
left is this this
amazing show that i still don't think people understand the level of this show
where it just seems that it's going to be like ah it's going to be like okay a
stand-up show and
then like this dad band's going to come out yeah and do their highway to hell i
don't think they
understand uh i guess they've seen some clips some people have if you if you're
debating going you
should go because first of all it's a deal yeah it is it is it's a tick what
are the tickets 40
40 bucks you get to see a killer stand-up show and then you get to see half the
rock stars that
you grew up watching i feel anyways all these drummers and everybody coming out
i don't want to
name names because you know people dropping in dropping out adding on and all
of a sudden they're
going on a tour but you know all these guys yeah through all your years of
being a front man
it's so hard to schedule because you you got your dream list of people uh-huh
and then they all go yeah
i can do it now if i could have did it like a month ago i might have got some
you know people are
getting ready to go on these tours and stuff but now who knows with the
coronavirus who knows who's
touring but you know what i do love is all of these guys because it's the bond
scott thing like the love
that people have for arguably one of the greatest front men of all time and i
it's hilarious
because i still watch all of that i somehow today went down this rabbit hole on
youtube and
i vaguely remember this contest but mtv had a contest uh you win a lost weekend
with van halen oh yeah i
love that that little 15 minute thing on that guy saw that yeah it's great
right just to give people
the back story was 1984 yeah the height of the band the commercial success and
all of that um they're
going on tour and who who knew this is the last time the four original guys
they still haven't played
since that tour yeah they did oh no that's right because mike anthony wasn't uh
yeah i forgot it was
it's not you're right so it's never been that so you figure if that tour
wrapped up in 85 like they have
not all four of them have not been on on stage together in 35 years how sad is
that such a great
band so anyway they this mtv had a thing as they said back when they played
music they said you know
submit a postcard and you could you could go on tour for a weekend hang out
with van halen yeah
so this kid wins it i'll put a clip out there i'll send a link i should say uh
for people listening
to this and you know i thought it was gonna be like the yay here's some t-shirts
and some buttons and
you know little group photo and whatever they didn't they like partied with
this kid oh my god
they got him oh they got him loaded oh my god it was a real lost weekend man
well what's funny is
you read all the comments in youtube on the youtube page it's just you just
couldn't you couldn't do
it the liability the cell phone cameras everybody like all of these kids it's a
what's cool about the
cell phone cameras is if anything happens somebody's got video on it yeah we're
like oh my god i saw
this bear you know mauled the guy collecting trash and then you're like where's
the video the video
somehow shows up right yeah so that part's cool i mean granted the guy probably
would die in that
scenario but whatever but like the thing that you pay for is that there's no
there's no back history on
that well there's no there's no like um none of those guys who listen to jobs
yeah you know what
i mean but i can't what what is the word like you could just you canceled
culture no but you could like
sort of exist without everybody knowing what the you were doing all the time
the mystique was huge back
then right yeah people they would people would have to like describe so what
happened where were you blah
blah blah and all of this now if somebody won that thing they'd spend half the
weekend
videotaping what their experience videotape whatever selfies yeah they wouldn't
even realize
what they were doing because they would have the thing on the whole time yeah
and i'm not on
young people too because i would be doing that too absolutely i can't imagine
some of the footage i would have
heard oh that's that i didn't really fully experience remember that one they
did where
they gave away uh john cougar the uh little pink houses mtv gave away a house
they had crazy
contests back and we're gonna paint the mother pink yeah yeah because he had
that song little pink house
yeah you and me yeah so then they gave away a little pink house in like indiana
yeah it's
hilarious they they had some really that was such a great channel like i'm i'm
and it's a shame what
happened to it and it didn't take long by the end of the 80s it was already
yeah you know why that
came about why they stopped playing all the videos and all that no because they
couldn't
it was like a ratings thing the way i heard it was like because they play this
video then
five minutes later they play that video and people if they didn't like the song
they were changing
the channel so they couldn't get an accurate read of how you know ratings yeah
like it because it
wasn't like a tv show they just play it but it's weird because they can do it
with radio that was
the excuse i remember hearing right so what they did was then they had like the
real show yeah they had
like a tv shows and they had like game shows and uh who the jay moore did one
early on and uh chris
hardwick did one like hosts wow back then oh yeah yeah yeah they were hosts uh
chris hardwick did one
with jenny mccarthy i think once that real world hit that became the blueprint
of reality tv for the for
all the way to now once they had puck that guy puck and he was a lunatic and it
was he was the first guy that
showed that if you're the biggest like annoying person on a reality show that
you're going to be
the star and people are going to tune in to watch and it equals ratings and
everything you know it's
funny you brought that up because i was at breakfast this morning with my
lovely wife and um she gave me
the sports section they had this whole thing on all the top women athletes out
there and sad to say like i
i i i only knew i knew the gymnast yeah but i i can't remember her name i've
seen her on a bunch of
things she's like the greatest gymnast ever i should know her name i'm busy
whatever but i didn't know
her i obviously knew serena williams and then there was all of these other
people there was a couple
figure skaters that i knew so the reoccurring thing was in the article was how
they don't support
women's sports the way they do the men's sport and blah blah blah blah blah and
i saw this thing where
i think it was the female soccer players were suing some sort of soccer
organization
to pay as much attention to them as they are the guys and i got this big
discussion with my wife
going that's not how business works like i know it comes off as sexist right
and not saying there
isn't sexism out there but there's all kinds of out there you know how it works
is if you're making
money that's it if you got a draw if you're making money they're gonna swoop in
and try like we first
started doing podcasts nobody gave a yeah and all of a sudden we started making
money and then all these
business guys came in they started throwing advertising and all of that in
there
as a stand-up comedian right my journey i was not the guy yeah so what i had to
do was just
keep slamming against the wall until i broke through and i remember seeing like
uh the kings of comedy
right yeah bernie mack dl hugley steve harvey and uh who am i missing there uh
the who's the fourth uh
what's his name bernie mack steve harvey dl hugley and uh cedric the entertainer
right yep white hollywood
was not with them so they were like it let's all do a tour together we'll go to
our own markets
right white people we have we don't need them not saying they said that but you
know
yeah and then all of a sudden they started selling out arenas and white hollywood's
like hey yeah yeah
yeah the rednecks the redneck tour oh yeah yeah all the the hollywood elitist
out here that's a
that's a flyover state i don't give a about you and your second amendment you're
probably banging your
sister how they look at rednecks right yeah then they all got together you know
arenas started doing
arenas and then they all got their own shows yeah so to the way to do it's the
way to get something
is not to complain because there's always something to complain about yeah the
way to do it is to just
get your fan base going yeah and this is the thing like what i don't understand
okay i wish there
was a woman on this podcast right now right that could chime in because i don't
get the way they're
trying to go about getting what they should get because i believe in all of
that yeah okay everybody
should have a at bat right so they're sitting there bitching that's like a big
thing
right now but guys make more in sports and blah blah blah blah and they act
like they're catering to men
all right and just they're completely ignoring cte and all of the damage that
happens to these guys
and how the owners don't give a and you're just a complete it's a piece of meat
right the only reason why they're paying you that money is because you they're
making way more
more money off of you this bullshit like women should be like the wnba those
games should be packed yeah with
women with their face painted swinging their bras over their head acting like
lunatics if they did that
the industry would be like they would be like wait a minute yeah this is like a
thing
but they don't yeah where are they i don't know they're watching the kardashians
and look at her
yeah huge she goes hey i tried out this eye cream today she gets six figures
for tweeting
yeah because that's where they are yeah and they're sitting there wasting their
time we're gonna sue
this and blah blah blah blah the biggest thing they should be supporting each
other rather than trying
to become a ref in the nfl who gives a you're still working for guys because
right now like as far as
like a guy if you wanted to start your own sports league it's over you can't do
it it's too established
but with women to do like an afl type thing or an aba thing is wide open yeah
oh yeah so what they should
do is get their money togeth