Name: Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-20
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-20' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-20' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-02. Transcript available.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-20

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the monday morning podcast
for monday
november 2nd 2020 what is going on oh my god it is one with 24 hours away from
super tuesday
can you fucking believe it oh jesus oh fucking jesus what's gonna happen
are we gonna stick with the orange cut or we going with fire marshal bill
i don't know man i don't know do what you think is right good luck to you good
luck figuring out
those fucking propositions i actually had to call a buddy of mine and like
cheat my way through it
and just be like dude what the fuck does this mean does yes mean no and maybe
means yes and no means
what the fuck double this thing i don't understand why it has to be so goddamn
confusing um but it is
what it is and um you know i don't know the great thing is it's going to be
over tomorrow
that's it you know everybody can just fucking relax i think it's going to be uh
this is going to be no
middle ground half of this country is going to be ecstatic and the other half
is going to be like
flipping out and if the left loses again i mean nobody cries like the left um
i'm wondering if people on cnn are going to start crying again um i don't know
and then if if if they
fucking if he loses donald trump loses sorry donald trump loses
then i think uh like i said when he becomes a lame duck whoo hell hath no fury
like the dawn scorned
i figure there's going to be a lawsuit and uh like i said if you live in a blue
state if it went blue
head for the hills of a red state because he's gonna bring the orange hammer
down
i hate making fun of a fellow ginger but he's not a real one he sort of became
one at some
point i don't know what it is i thought back in the day he had like brown hair
i have no idea but
anyways this is the monday morning podcast the day before the election um super
tuesday and um
which is weird to me i thought when i was a kid it was always on november 4th
i always thought the election day was november 4th
some point it became november 3rd i don't know i don't know why this is the ramblings
of a uh of an old man here um all right so i'm sort of babbling because i'm
trying to avoid this
topic but uh i gotta i gotta talk about something here um i have to uh take a
second here to to
talk about travis roy who unfortunately passed away uh this past week uh for
those of you unfamiliar
he played hockey for boston university and unfortunately in a game um was
paralyzed from the
neck down um you know his literally his first shift i believe espn did a whole
thing on it and um
you know i i was living in boston at the time when it happened and i'll never
forget the photo that they
had in the paper the look on his face and then just trying to put yourself in
his position at his age
the hand that that kid was dealt um it was just heartbreaking but the life that
he ended up living
um was unbelievable and i only got to know him um in the last like couple of
years
we uh i i reached out to him this i'll give you the quick story i reached out
to him in somewhere in
the late 2000s i said that i was a comic and that i'm from the boston area and
if you have a foundation
or something you know i would love if you're ever doing a comedy night just
throwing my hat in the ring
i would love to do um you know come back and and do a show so he got back to me
and and
said thank you but said just said that his his um
whatever whatever the hell's the word the uh the thing that he set up the uh
the charity organization
whatever the hell you're supposed to say like his organization basically wasn't
set up yet so i was
like all right and um i don't know i was like okay so i didn't hear from him
for like 10 years and then
out of nowhere i just got an email from him said hey he's like hey i don't know
if you remember me
you reached out to me like 2008 i'm like yeah dude of course i remember you so
he said what were you
thinking he goes i got the foundation up and going and stuff i said all right
so we ended up doing a show
at um what was it the wilbur the wilbur there in boston and um
had a great turnout place sold out raised a bunch of money and i just remember
uh
you know i was feeling like anxious like what what am i gonna like what do i
say to this guy
um you know uh like i said just the randomness of life the hand that everybody
is dealt
you know why did he get his hand why did i get mine why did you get yours i
just was like what am i
gonna say to this guy and like dude when i tell you i met this guy and like he
just like lit up the room
one of the most positive people i've ever met in my life and he was funny as
hell and was just a great
guy and i went up and i did my set and thank god i had a good set nothing like
bombing at a charity event
right and i got off stage and um he asked me like a thousand questions about
stand-up
was generally interested he goes that was amazing what a great set and he was
like
how much of that was impro improvised and i can't remember you know i was riffing
i was having a good
time he goes so you just make making that up when you're up there i was like
yeah yeah i guess so
yeah i guess so and he's just like that's amazing and he really just was he's
like do you realize how
amazing that is that you know how to do that like and it was so crazy he ended
up like lifting my spirits
that's crazy
and um
i don't know i just i i don't know how to put it into words because i knew him
for such a brief time this was literally let's see it was last year when i was
doing the movie so that
was 2019 we had talked via email but that was the first and only time i met him
face to face but he
had such a profound effect
you know and how like i looked at life
sort of since then i mean i'm not gonna lie it faded a little bit because i'm a
selfish cunt but i
definitely you know when i get like over well i gotta do this i gotta do that
and i got the kids
what am i doing i'm just like dude travis roy look what he went through and
somehow that guy was one
of the most positive people you ever met and it just i don't know it stuck with
me and
i just loved the guy and i was like dude we're gonna do this every year
and he was like really you'd come back i was like
fuck yeah absolutely let's do this every year so he was like great so we were
supposed to do it this
year of course the stupid covid thing happened so i did make a video for a year
like a what
he has a wiffle ball game every year i did make a video to promote that but um
you know it's just one of those things like you know how many times can you
learn the lessons just
i just oh i thought that this was the beginning of this guy being in my life
and and this great thing
that we would do every year um raise money for this great you know foundation
to help find a cure to
build ramps for people help people get wheelchairs help people get care all of
that great stuff
and i thought that this was going to be something that i would do with him
you know for the rest of my in his life and unfortunately his life ended this
past week
so
so
all right
all right
i'm gonna keep doing it so now it's just gonna be in his memory
all right got through that i had to do that all right so now let's just talk
bread and circus shall we
jesus i'm really gonna get emotional i start talking about how the fucking
patriots are doing here
we actually played all right we played all right and you know what for half a
second
i first of all i thought the bills were we're gonna kick this shit out of us i
really did because
you know josh allen is for real i know they've had a couple of you know a
little bit of a bumpy month
but like that kid is amazing and you know they got a lot of talent on that team
and they've been waiting
forever and you know it's life right now it's their turn so i'm thinking like
all right here they come
they're gonna kick the shit out of us and i know it was windy or whatever but i
thought we played a
really really good game that um
damian what's what harrison whoever that was at number 37 out of nowhere all of
a sudden we had
like a running game that was great we in it right to the end obviously
the tragic fumble on my side but the great defensive play punching the ball out
in the end
and um you know the only thing that was bugging me in that game was the way
they were talking about
how the bills had not beaten the patriots at home in eight years and that they
were finally going to
do it and at no point were they addressing like the fact that like i don't know
i mean tom brady had
to leave for you to do it okay i mean what the fuck however i had no idea it
had been that long
i thought the bills were like the dolphins where they kind of split with us
every year i had no
idea it was like that so congratulations to the bills fan the pills fans it was
it was a great game
and uh you guys have a commanding lead in the afc obviously i know you guys are
thrilled about that
go easy with breaking the tables you fucking lunatics
i don't know when that started but that was not going down when i went to a
game
back during like uh when i saw the bills jets game i didn't see anybody doing
that now it's like
fucking it's off it's off the charts um who else did i watch i watched
i watched a little bit of the uh san diego game and i was taping that and like
an
asshole the end of the game i switched i'm going let me see what uh i want to
watch seattle one of my
favorite teams to watch now it's like let me watch a little the ending of seattle
uh the 49ers even
though the game's out of reach or whatever and then i fucking flip back and denver
somehow come back and
won um but i gotta tell you i think the san diego charges are the future of los
angeles football with
the rams good lord what's going on over there is it time to hit the panic
button in los angeles
what's the name of their coach the guy was like the whiz kid and everything but
he also lost a
bunch of players you know todd girl girley got hurt and now he's with the falcons
so i don't know i
think they're like rebuilding i don't think um them getting to the super bowl
under that head coach was
a fluke they're just having a tough year it's a weird thing pittsburgh steelers
still undefeated
how about that pittsburgh you got to be excited about that seven and oh don shula
up in heaven
right now still with the cork on the champagne bottle pittsburgh says not this
week there donny
um yeah i watched uh i watched some football did a bill burt podcast i had didn't
do one last
week because i'd fucked up my voice but uh i miss talking to burt as always um
one of the great
people i've met in this business uh my voice feels better my ears are a little
better they're not
ringing as bad i just sort of just wore earplugs for like a week give them a
break they kind of settled
which is cool um i had a nice halloween
any of you guys did you go out i mean i know you people who aren't wearing
masks you don't give a
shit i wish all trumpsters went out as liberals and they would have fucking
masks on and then maybe this
we could get a hold of this thing it's under control it's under control did you
guys see some
of the clips of that hbo interview i mean it's unbelievable it was a reporter
like i'm
not going to let him take control of this interview and i'm going to try to
hold him to task and there's
no way to do it he will not answer your questions and he'll just say but the
information here don't
look at that you shouldn't be looking at that you shouldn't be looking at that
you shouldn't be
low don't look at you shouldn't be looking at that i don't know if this that's
true
but the reporter said south korea has had 50 people die of covid the entire
covid outbreak
all right and we're we're having like a thousand people die a day
and he was somehow upset with that stat saying that it was and you shouldn't
look at that
and i don't know i don't know i don't know it was just
as sad as it is it's hilarious it's it's a sketch it's literally a sketch but
it's it's the truth
so anyway um we did like a a super super super 