Name: Anything Better - March Madness Special
Uploaded: 2021-03-18T12:15:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anything Better - March Madness Special' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anything Better - March Madness Special' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-18. Transcript available.

Anything Better - March Madness Special

all right now paulie you know what time it is huh oh yeah arch madness we got
sean green and
ryan kramer from monkey night fight our favorite thing to say here monkey night
fight the sports
gambling podcast uh you know i don't want to brag or anything guys uh but i
kind of crushed it on
all of my super bowl bets oh i got everything from the coin toss to the color
of the gatorade
just saying as soon as as soon as the blue gatorade got dumped by twitter uh
feed got lit up of just
everyone i told you i told you blue gatorade you know burr had it right yeah
you nailed it man and
you were all over you're all over your buddy brady and the bucks and man that
was aggressive paul do
you hear that all over your buddy brady that i just knew he was gonna win it's
my buddy now
oh god i mean you're a brady backer and for i'm a married man i know passive
aggressive
statements when i hear them throw it under the bus all over your buddy baby
okay go ahead
no i i mean again great job and again not not coming in the country wouldn't i
be all over
him he's won six out of nine now seven out of ten you're making it seem like i
bet some 50 to one
horse i'm with you bill easy money easy money kramer was on the bucks as well
you guys cleaned up
i love it i love it i love it but what about uh what about march madness i know
we're on the anything
better uh podcast but a verzi anything better than just watching a shit ton of
march madness games having
some action actually having the march madness to talk about listen i love a
favorite and i'm sticking
to it because gonzaga is not fucking losing i'm telling you this right now gonzaga
is undefeated
they're going to stay undefeated they're the best team in the country i
actually watched them play a
little bit um bill will tell you from experience of our friendship and many
years of talking sports on
the phone in hotel rooms in green rooms i can't lay off a favorite and if there
was ever a favorite
that i had to stick with it's the it's gonzaga so i'm sticking with him loves
the regular season
what happens in the regular season in his world is what is going to happen in
the playoffs so if gonzaga
beat some division three team by 80 he he he lost me i mean i i used to do i
used to drive me nuts
back in the day when he would talk about quarterbacks that were better than my
buddy brady um and i'd be
like listen if you want somebody to throw 500 yards in november against a team
that isn't going to make
the playoffs this is your guy but if you want someone to win in january i need
wins in january so i march
is different i'm already i i'm not saying i don't know about college hoop but i
can already tell you
just because somebody's undefeated in the regular season that that does not
carry as much weight as
my striped friend here is trying to tell you no i mean yeah gonzaga has looked
really good but you're
right when these teams are undefeated in the regular season it's just so much
pressure leading up to
eventually a letdown game i mean i like gonzaga to maybe make it to the final
four but to win it all
i i think it's a little crazy i'm going with the team like michigan already got
a couple tough losses
out of the way you know now they they know what it's like to lose they don't
want that taste in their
mouth and gonzaga they just seem to every year we go through this ryan with gonzaga
where they look so
good they dominate the whack and then tournament time they're in a minimal
security prison okay if you
play on tobacco road or you're you're in the big 10 i mean that's like you know
you got to make a shank
fellas fellas wire to wire it's over i'm with you paul actually i think it's
it's becoming popular it's become it's becoming popular to find a reason to
pick against the best
team in the country and we've seen this in every other sport sean the best team
has come home and
raised the trophy at the end of the year so i think it happens again uh paul
and i are uniting against you
you know what that gonzaga coach it's that gonzaga coach's time okay that dude
has been knocking on
the door for a while he's finally got the team to do it um and i saw the number
paul i'm taking that
action yes you and i are going to be booking uh paul and kramer's action on gonzaga
to win it all
i'll take that all day i'll root for him because i love i would love to see
somebody out of the whack
win it all but like dude you you come on man this is like you you you got bum
ass fights here you're
undefeated playing a bunch of who are they playing out there i i expected i
expected to hear versey
you know being being right there in the jersey area big east basketball talking
about georgetown
the fact that patrick ewing won it as a player and as a coach cinderella story
but you're going chalk
with gonzaga mercy yeah i mean listen when i watched them play i the the rebounding
the big guys down
there like and here's the other thing i saw gonzaga get tested they were
getting tested by uh i think it
was byu yep byu was testing them byu was beating them okay byu yeah byu was
beating them though and byu
was beating them pretty good and people are going oh this is the game that gonzaga
gives it up and you
know what like the champions that they are they're chanting that at the game paul
nothing scares the
whole player when he hears mormons chanting like champions the zags want it
like the champions that
they are they came back and they want it they went to utah and now granted
granted they were playing a
bunch of white kids from byu but you know they don't get along you have a gig
at gonzaga coming up my god
this is crazy yeah they're gonna win talking about coach k they're gonna win it
man they're gonna win
it i'll put five honey on it i'll put what do you want that i'll take that send
that this way buddy
oh wow are you taking yeah but so you're taking an easy way out you're gonna
just pick one of 30
something teams i mean who's gonna win it way out paul is knowing that you're
all over it i'm telling
you feed the mush it doesn't get it the bush of the bronx therapy come on kryptonite
the huge favorite
who won everything yeah i didn't i'm i'm fading i'm fading versi just because
we were on the same
side in the super bowl and it didn't work out for us taking the favorite bill
who do you like any any
teams i know you're not my team my team i got three teams that i like that i
root for michigan kansas
and uh duke so out of the three of them ones who had the best year is michigan
i like their uniforms i'm just kidding i just i'm like i'm a housewife here
dude i haven't watched
enough uh i saw some kid on tennessee throw it down though oh yeah there was
there was some elbows going
yeah i'm going michigan yeah to the victor's fucking zaga they didn't play
anybody pale hail
to michigan yeah i mean 500 bucks up for z yes well i don't know if you saw
bill but uh juwan howard
their coach he was getting into it i always i always got to support a team
whose coach isn't afraid to
get scrappy start yelling at the other coach and we it's it's been hilarious in
these covet times where
the the the coach is wearing the mask until he needs to pull it down and yell
right in the
in the coat you know in the red space you can almost you can almost see the
droplets coming out of it
you're gonna hear my point and take this virus that's how mad i am at you that's
like why even
wear these masks or the the coaches who wear the creepy clear mask it's just so
unsettling this and they
still again just pull it down anytime they need to yell completely defeating
the purpose of the mask
that happened last night the knicks had a heartbreaker against the 76ers oh yes
tom thibodeau's
tom thibodeau's mask was on his chin his shirt was out his boxer shorts his
boxer shorts were over his
fucking dress his button down and he just it was like corona didn't matter
anymore it's like yeah
it's like i'm gonna call what do they make them wear the mask if they're just
gonna pull it down to
to yell at these refs interesting little side note six of the refs already have
been replaced for march
madness one tested positive and the other six were went out to lunch for them
bill i know you're not
afraid to be a conspiracy theorist at times any uh any shenanigans potentially
with the refs here
i just don't there's no upside for it for college basketball they own those
kids they don't pay them
i think when you get to the pros like uh i mean i i think if they were going to
be shaving points
or doing something nuts like that i don't think that they would get rid of a
whole fleet of referees
i mean it's it's it's a little too convenient i don't i don't like it i like
the uh there was only
one mobbed up ref in the nba in the 2000s i love i love that tim donagay was a
solo actor not no one
else was involved donagay i i listened to some interviews the guy's hilarious
he he admits to being
involved in these scandals but he insists that the games he bet on he didn't
adjust the way
he called the game which is the craziest thing like he admit that he was
involved with the mob
admitted everything else but tried to still keep some ref integrity there like
dirtbag but i got a line
okay exactly i i just happened to i said no following kids so wait a minute
though wait a minute let's
real quick bill let's get to this bet so you're gonna so 500 i'm putting all
the 500 you're just
saying someone's gonna take them out you have it a little easier there oh that's
not the kind of thing
that's not that's not who i am how long have you known me first of all i'm not
taking 500 of your
hard-earned money all right so what are we gonna do and a cigar okay okay and
before i i before you
take your first bite you have to say no whoever loses you have to be like
insert name here god damn it
you were right you've never been more right in your life and it is an honor for
me
to pick up this check and i will buy dessert also i i'm just saying michigan's
gonna go further than
gonzaga oh that's that's the best and that's that's probably even money and and
bill is talking
about being married you know it's a classic married guy thing the bet is he
just wants to hear someone
else say they're right i can't i that's as a married guy that's my fantasy no
longer you know
two chicks at the same time just the wife to go you know what after all this
you were right moving on
i don't want to be heard i just want to be heard listen to me sweetheart
you love me we have we got some we got some awesome games here again monkey
knife fight
that's the place to go they got college basketball march madness tournament
bets we got prop bets for
these players again use that promo code burr get a free five dollar play and a
hundred dollars or 100
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the first four game
again there were 64 teams not enough for all the action had a crowbar four more
teams in
kicking things off thursday night ucla michigan state pretty good historic
matchup you know two kind
of like powerhouses not great years for either teams ucla kind of coming in
cold tip off 657 on the east
coast we got two player props more or less on these points michigan state
forward aaron henry 16 and a
half points kramer i'll let you kick it off over under more or less 16 and a
half i mean he's he's the
nba prospect too so if you're if you're an nba guy this guy is going to be
playing in the league and
i think if you like michigan state you like this do you like henry to score
over 16 and a half points
sean as you know i like ucla in this one so i'm going to take the under oh okay
you're going under
jersey what what are you uh where are you at here michigan state forward 16 and
a half points first
uh this is actually the late game on thursday night getting the tournament
started
you know um i like i like ucla too so um but so 16 and a half points he's got
he's got to get 17.
yep i'm gonna take the under okay like it lock it up taking the under now now
he's now he's going
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