Name: Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-10-21
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-10-21' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-10. Transcript available.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-10-21

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the thursday afternoon
just before friday
monday morning podcast and i'm just checking in on you what's going on how are
you how's it going
for you well i have mixed emotions today all right because today is my 53rd
birthday for me
it's my motherfucking 53rd birthday for me i have more years than freckles on
my face
what the fuck are you gonna do um yeah it's my birthday today i already had an
unbelievable
birthday i already had an unbelievable do i get rid of the do i let's do the
sadness
before the amazement uh unfortunately my boston bruins uh i mean they just lost
three in a row
in the series to the amazing new york islanders i mean i'd love to fucking
bitch about something but
they just fucking you know we were up two games to one we won the first one
then they won the second
one in overtime and then march on always showing up fucking won the third one
in overtime and it was
feeling like we were gonna tip it in our favor or i felt like the very least
that i just felt they were
really evenly matched at least i did before those last three games and i just
thought like okay this is
gonna be one of these back and forth back and forth but it was crucial to win
the first one because i don't
see either one of these teams blowing a series lead how wrong was i we were up
two games to one and then
they just ran the table and uh whatever they figured out i don't know hockey
that well enough
i know that matthew uh i don't know how to say it barzell barzell barzell i don't
know it's a l it's
fucking weird that guy just fucking i don't know he just took it to another
level and was a pain in
the ass and pissed people off and got a fucking lady bing candidate to spare
him in the balls and
he'd be back on the ice two seconds later setting up somebody for a fucking
power play goal if he
didn't score himself um that kid 29 brock nelson was everywhere on defense and
uh varlam off their
goalie he just i don't know he was just always in position i will say that
because everybody was like
oh my god he's playing unbelievable i didn't see an unbelievable save the
fucking guy was just where
we were he was never you know quick pass and all this didn't seem like that you
know all of a sudden
he's rushing to the other post and he just doesn't get there in time or made a
great save he just was
fucking the guy was he was just there all waiting remember that reservoir dogs
you know alarm goes off
you got five to seven minutes but man those cops they were just there already
all loaded for bear
so um but i gotta tell you man um as much as it sucked that my team lost it was
fun to see islander
fans going crazy again and that took me back to uh my childhood when they won
those four in a row
and um just how loud that place got and i'll tell you something else which is
fucking crazy is they
cut to the crowd two games ago and um it looked like a crowd shot from the late
80s i guess is the
mullet back i think the mullet's back there was a bunch of people in that crowd
that looked like
if they didn't own a monte monte carlo ss that was their dream car so i kind of
got a kick out of that
it reminded me of uh some of the shows i did out in governor's way back in the
day
so congratulations to them great fan base and all that good luck i'll be
pulling for you in the next
round nothing against tampa bay because i love that franchise too but like you
know they won it last
year um you know either way it'll be cool either way it will be cool because uh
you know if tampa
goes to win it again then they won two cups in a uh a super bowl in the last
year and they start to
make their mark is you know their their case of being the next title town now
they'll call themselves
title town because they only won three but i mean you know that's what newer
cities do the benchmark
uh is boston okay it really is and every other town could go fuck themselves
because we were title
town for two fucking decades when there was 30 teams in all four sports not
this fucking uh mo larry and
curly horse shit from back of the fucking day that's my argument but anyway plow
it ahead and how about
your fucking montreal canadians jesus christ mopping the fucking floor with the
winnipeg jets
i mean they just the montreal canadians i don't know if you realize this have
won seven
playoff games in a row and are looking like they have the magic
that brought them to their last cup in 1993 when they were not a a um they were
not a favorite and
all of a sudden they just i don't know of course they had patrick wa before
they booed him out of
town um yeah unbelievable that's what cunts montreal fans are fucking 1993 with
no team that guy
fucking just stops every puck and you guys win shit in overtime it went three
years three years you give
a fuck there you boom out of town oh god i love bringing that up and i always
will until you win
your next cup which might be you're only eight games away but you're going up
is it going to be the
vegas knights did they beat the abs who were looking like fucking world beaters
i was just out in
fucking uh colorado at red rocks checking that place out because i might film a
little something
there and uh somebody was saying like yeah yeah the abs are gonna fucking we're
we're gonna fucking
wipe your fucking ass they were talking all this shit i was like yeah you guys
look great
let's see what happened vegas knights you know i just realized does that also
mean could be like
night all right the series is three two oh boy oh god this is a birthday wish
do i really hit the
decline i can't hit the client this is my nephew
and i did hit decline so fucking funny
and i ended up hitting decline by accident how the fuck did i just do
it's like i don't want to hit the client and i just hit the client oh no
that's worse than not picking up i just hit the client well i gotta fucking
stick with it now
what an asshole that's like when you're fucking mad at somebody and you want to
talk shit about them
and then you send the person you're mad about a text
um anyway the golden knights the golden knights are uh are playing tonight i'm
gonna watch that series
now i'm fucking over it you know it was just clear that the um that the uh the
islanders were the better
team this year i mean just i mean they just dominated
fucking dominated we know we had a nice little bit of a comeback in game five
but it wasn't enough
um in game five too what the fuck 44 shots to 19 and we lose five to four
so um but i think you know cam neely and everybody did such a great job at the
bruins team again this
year and uh they always seem to make the right moves to make us better so we
shall see what happens
next season you know i don't give a fuck what happens i'm always gonna watch
them that's it
it's called being a fan okay there you go bandwagon motherfuckers all right
anyway plowing ahead here
um okay so that was that was the hey that was a rough one that was the bad part
of the uh
of my night last night by the way let's check in on the brooklyn nets that
little
you know upstart team that won by like 40 points in their first fucking game it's
so stupid
they're up two games to none oh let's take a look at the series
let's take a look at the series brooklyn nets do i even want to look at this
what did they win the
second game by 50. game two that's what i need to look up the game two
highlights game
two score let's see what happened
uh uh game two 125 to 86. i mean is that the same thing again 39 that was game
two okay what was game
one game one score
uh 115 107 that was actually a game there for a second
um anyway why is why did i shake off the bruins loss because today is my
birthday and my wife
went out and got me the coolest fucking gift i've ever had you know those cameos
where celebrities
wish you a happy birthday the the person the best cameos out there are uh sebastian
bach
um one of the great lead singers front man one of a huge fan of his she got me
hip uh she got me the
cameo of him wishing me happy birthday and i just sat there just freaking the
out i mean i kind of
knew she was gonna do it because i was saying listen i don't need anything i
got enough t-shirts and
bullshit i want you know i want to see uh sebastian wish me a happy birthday
and she got it for me and
it was just like why i became a fan of his cameos because the guy goes all out
they're like he'll do
like 15 minutes shows you around his house or the one he did for me he was at
some kiss museum and he
was showing all the stuff that he had was hilarious he's like these are the
kiss pillows i got that one
i got that one i need that one um it was so fucking awesome so thank you to him
thank you to my wife
and everything i i uh she did take a little video of me i was she gave me
breakfast in bed with waffles
and i watched sebastian bach wish me a happy birthday uh who for my money is
one of the best front men
of all time i always tell you guys this watch him sing monkey business on snl
and the guys he's
he's acting like he's at the fucking o2 arena and you know he's he's in front
of like 400 people and
the guy is acting like it's 4 million it's uh it's what it's all about it's
what it's all about i love
that guy so thank you to him and thank you to my wife uh for making that happen
it was um it was so
surreal and every time he said my name you don't understand like i saw them
open for aerosmith at the
boston garden new year's eve december 31st 1989 i had just lost my license for
drinking and driving things
were not going for this orange headed jerk off and but i went to that show and
um and i just had like
the best i had the best time and he came out and they were a new band that was
their first album
and they came out and they just fucking ripped and he was funny you know when
he was talking in between
the uh the songs and everything and uh then of course aerosmith came out the
bad boys of boston
and i remember at the end of the night i think they all came there was some
sort of like set they had
that aerosmith had i want to say it was either a subway i think it was a subway
and they acted like
they all got out of the subway you know at the boston garden or something like
that i forget what it was
a long time ago jesus christ almost 32 years ago and in the end they did the
countdown and they all
came out they were having you know i think aerosmith was sober by then so they
were probably just having
some sort of fruit punch or some shit but uh everybody came out and toasted the
crowd it was
awesome and uh if you ever told you know old freckled billy with no driver's
license at that point
that sebastian bach uh sebastian bach the lead lead singer of uh skid row was
gonna wish me a happy
birthday someday i mean that would have been it that would have been it for me
so thank you to him and
my wife for making it happen because it was awesome greatest birthday gift ever
hands down not even close
um all right so getting back to um let's see here what did i want to talk about
oh yeah you got to see
this new documentary this new documentary out on uh showtime called the kings
and this is about um
my favorite time in boxing uh when i was growing up everybody talks about mike
tyson in the 80s
but mike tyson in the 80s was total domination like the fucking islanders the
last three games against
my bruins he was just he just dominated everybody and um but like if you just
wanted to see
like i don't know just four of the greatest fighters of all time
not only fighting at the same time but fighting each other it was um i guess
that welterweight middleweight
division so it uh this documentary is about that time um it's about sugar ray
leonard tommy hitman
hearns marvin haggler and uh hands of stone there um the fuck am i going blank
on his name there
um dude what the fuck i i swear to god i gotta i gotta start taking that alpha
brain
shit
i literally just watched three episodes of it last night
and i'm going totally blank on his name hands of stone com