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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-19-21' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-19. Transcript available.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-19-21

all right hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for a very special
episode of the
thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast and when i say i
have a special
episode that means i have a special guest and i have had a lot of special
guests over the years
here on this podcast but i don't think anybody gets more special than this guy
local legend yes
the greatest professional wrestler to come out of the new england area please
welcome thrilly dilly
the one man thrill ride to the thursday afternoon just before friday monday
morning podcast what's
going on what's up bill it's been a long time since we hung out and like this
me too movement man it's
changed a lot of things um it's uh he's going in hot yeah absolutely and this
me too movement like i
have this new mandatory policy right anytime i meet up with one of my bumble
breezies and bring them
back to the smash factory uh for you know a 25 minute thunderclap seshi all
sexual activity needs
to be filmed in full 8k to confirm consent and it's an awkward conversation but
don't get me wrong i have
like a 10 terabyte hard drive that would put bang bros out of business shout
out to my exes yup that was
easy all right so there you go that's going to be the energy that we're going
to be coming with here we're
going to uh we're going to plow ahead here you know one of the great characters
i got to tell you something i first
discovered you uh on the internet when you were doing your baseball promos yes
talking about your laser light
show rounded second base while your girlfriend's looking at me yeah yeah you
got a sunken in chest i could eat a bowl of soup
out of a cereal or something like that i was just like who the hell's this guy
and just as a comedian
and a fan of wrestlers and the over the top uh personalities i immediately
became a fan so i am
thrilled to have the thrill right here on my podcast i appreciate it bill um
and that's the one thing that
we hung out at rough and rowdy and since then like the pandemic hit i mentioned
that the terabyte
hard drive you know i have twenty five hundred and sixty nine hours of
explosive sexual content
and during the pandemic i had an opportunity to isolate and go through each and
every scene
and put them into distinct categories like for instance like squirters which of
course are all of
them shout out to my exes so i didn't get them on that one no i'm fascinated by
your life that you're
living here yeah the thriller thrill ride can go for a while huh i think so i
mean the the way i wrestle
i i'm a retro guy i'm a retro electro guy that's my theme music i used to have
the absolute savage
look now i'm miami vice because that's that's more who i am i watched those
austin a and e documentaries
about um you know it starts off it was so captivating he goes you know what's
the difference between
steve austin and stone cold he's like well the difference between steve austin
and stone cold and
then he paused he's like shit son i don't know the difference so i'm like that's
where i'm at i'm just
being myself now you know so okay favorite car from the 80s when you were
coming up oh god
am i going too far back because i'm old as shit yeah i was born in 84 like oh
84 fuck all right
favorite car of the 90s so what what so you were born in the 80s i was born in
the 80s yeah you're
wearing the hat looks like miami vice like two years after you were born so how
did that happen
older brother no no i was the oldest in the family i was just i always loved
old school wrestling i
grew up in foxborough well i grew up in mansfield moved over to foxborough with
my uncle joe and my
grandmother for a little while and like he was a diehard wrestling fan and he
had you know every
single pay-per-view that was on vhs so like i got into wrestling watching like
the 80s stuff
and oh wow yeah so and that now did you ever go yeah so the whole i i wrote
that i wrote a movie
and uh the opening scene is you know tickets to the survivor series in 1993 uh
which is in the last
pay-per-view in the boston garden survivor series wow yeah and then i went to
the 2000 uh king of the
ring tournament um when kurt angle won it in the rock on the belt and then this
weekend i worked with
kurt angle got and drove did you really yeah well sort of so i introduced him
it was probably
the loudest pop i've ever heard in pro wrestling when he came out and i was in
the center of the
ring for it he's one of my heroes growing up so it was a real cool experience
and then but if you know
anything about wrestling with their own teaching wrestling school is it's more
important to get
kurt angle to the airport in time than it is to have a good segment with him so
i'm in the car
right i got sergeant slaughter in the front seat and kurt angle in the back
seat the all-american
meat missile driving it was the most american car ride in the history of
professional wrestling
we're in traffic from newark uh from new jersey trying to get to the newark
airport
and uh i pull into the freaking hotel and kurt angle and we're having a great
conversation kurt
and i and then all of a sudden he like kind of kind of said and pissed he's
like dude i'm supposed
to go to the airport there was like a miscommunication oh no i was like shit he
seems like fuck man
we gotta i was like i do not want nuclear i got the more heat with everybody in
pro wrestling
like the last thing i want is heat with kurt angle so i'm like sarge i need
your brother
and like sarge's like no worries i know how to get there i've been in this city
700 times you know
what i mean like thank god for sergeant slaughter he's like gotta guide me we
got kurt there in time
but you know they don't tell you that in wrestling school what is it like
riding in the car with
those two guys i mean those are two guys you grew up watching i remember sergeant
slaughter
yeah from way back what was what was his his wasn't the cobra clutch was it i
think it was a cobra
clutch the cobra clutch his finish and move yeah everybody had like their big
finish and move
he was one of the legends but then he used the the um sheik's move the camel
clutch when he turned
heel against america during the iraq war he used the camel clutch so yeah he
was evil i know but that
was a great story it's an unbelievable storyline so i don't know there's a lot
of wrestling now like
roman reigns you know he's like the best wrestler in the world he calls himself
he is he doesn't just
call himself he is the head of the table like i don't know anything about that
but i do know
something about head at the table because i'm the guy bringing blowies back to
the business of
professional wrestling i don't know how i don't have a job because i'll go out
there i'll lose first i
want to be on first everybody else wants to steal the show i want to go on
first we'll crush it i'm
going to the bar on a solo dolo mission okay if i take the sunnies off and
flash the baby blues
across the bar break out the wet floor signs because she's going to be sweating
like a you
know what i mean she's just going to be pouring sweat when i the baby blue
laser show it's over
the chicks are all going to come over fellas you're welcome for the house come
on over once the show's
over you can hang out with them because those eights are low-grade hot i got a
new york giants
cheerleader sitting in the marriott waiting to receive an injection of genetic
perfection
and ride the meat missile into outer space shout out to my exes available on
one manthrillride.com
give me your money puppets i don't understand my exes probably all think that i'm
talking about them
and i'm talking about all of them
ex-employers ex-friends everybody who didn't believe in me i'm throwing up the
shocker because
i can't throw up the middle finger so tell me you but you you were actually to
the point right you have
an amazing story which i'm actually interested you know you said you wrote a
script i'd love to see
that thing get made but yeah um of you you basically you came out of high
school you immediately went
into wrestling yep and then you got out you did the baseball thing where you
had bridgewater
fitchburg state fitchburg state sorry jesus christ i'm gonna cause a war here
fitchburg state wrong school all right so you went to fitchburg state then you
got back into it so as
a comedian kind of knowing what it's like at least in my business to come out
of nowhere nobody knows
you what are wrestling open mics what what is that so what would what went down
was so i got trained
by spike and um you know spike was the man ecw legend spike dudley and um you
know so when i started
he wanted to be this like white meat baby face you know what i mean like ricky
steamboat and lex luger
he was he was like i want you to be a combination of ricky steamboat lex luger
and this is the ultimate spike line i said uh i thought i loved lex i was like
wasn't lex like
not a very good worker and he looked at me and he goes i don't know how about
we look at his
fucking bank account and i was like i'm like all right i'll be lex i'll be lex
so um so not a good
workers they're not selling what you're doing uh no like a not a good worker
would be like
somebody who's not a good in-ring performer but it depends who you ask but they're
to me
a good worker is somebody who like hulk hogan i think is a phenomenal worker
because everybody
you know he he can wrestle if you watch him over in japan and then you can if
you wrestle in america
all he has to do is this right and he gets the biggest reaction but if you
watch him you know
wrestling in japan and really going you know he can actually go and that's sort
of as i've gotten
older this is why i think i can last a long time is it's i sound like you know
i've watched too many
terry belaya shoot interviews but you know i hit a shoulder tackle and i just
go yup and the crowd's
like yup like step brothers like we just became best friends and i'm like well
that got a better
reaction that tackle so i'm just going to keep going yup yup yup and start strutting
and like
so that you learn when you build the character you do that in the ring as it's
happening sort of doing
like the promo things you improv a few things here or there yeah because i
remember seeing something one
time the uh the rock was talking about he did something and uh somebody said
like yeah that
really annoyed the crowd he goes yeah good i'm gonna keep doing that i'm gonna
go like in that
direction i remember thinking like wow these guys are like stand-up comics yes
well the heels are i feel
like yeah where it's like you're not trying you're almost trying to see how
long you can annoy them
and they're still coming along for the ride yes and make the baby face want to
beat the like they want to
see the baby face just beat the out of you that's like the good heel and then
like being a good heel
worker is about you know making the baby face look like a million dollars so
but anyway like for me it's
you know when i basically learned that it was from like billy gunn so as i got
old so rough and rowdy
happened and i decided i lost the fight and it bothered me for about i would
say an hour and then
i went to the bar in charlotte and i realized like i was the absolute meat
missile and the man
you also fought in uh that's the house that rick flair built right yes yeah i
got to go back to
that i want to do a stand-up show there yeah we were playing this old uh the
people listen watching
here it was this old old school wrestle arena wrestling arena and it was just
like perfect like
literally built for it and it had almost like this short porch up top that was
like the upper deck and
everybody was just on top of you and i remember you know i mean i was there for
that rough and rowdy it
it was you fought great i mean it's just you know somebody wins somebody loses
but like the just the
energy the crowd and everything like that i literally felt like i was uh on
like you know
like one of those saturday morning wrestling th