Name: Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-4-22
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-4-22' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-4-22' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-04. Transcript available.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-4-22

all right all right hey what's going on everybody and it's time for a very
special episode of the
thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast i have a very
special guest who's
out here on the west coast yeah a man who likes his italian food he likes his
cigars cuban he likes
his second wife asian and he likes his leather white likes a four-door sedan
and a pair of
fucking brand new right out of the box jordan one please welcome the one and
only mr paul verzi
it's so good to be with you buddy and i gotta tell you something right when you
walked out
first thing of course i noticed is the beard because this is the thickest i've
ever seen you
had it yeah dude you're looking younger skin is like kind of hollywood baby
yeah botox how were
how brutal it would be if i saw you and you're like your lips were all you
couldn't smile oh god
i just came out like it was just coming out like this oh my what's going on hey
you know i heard
the movie's doing really well let's get in good reviews oh my god dude i'm so
excited right now
oh my god i'm so sad oh i'm kind of melancholy your face just never changes in
case you didn't get
what the bit was i gotta tell you something for the first time ever i knew what
you were saying
because you know me bill i'm not one of these east coast guys that trash la a
lot of guys fuck it out
there but i actually enjoy my california time you came around to it let's not
be crazy but i never
hated it paul don't start off with a lie i never hate off with a fucking lie
you went in on this town
like all you guys do no all you guys all you guys do i said i love this little
rundown looking
it's a bunch of hipsters yeah yeah a bunch of this yeah burritos i know i know
fucking pizza steaks
i didn't see an albatross oh i haven't had a good pigeons there's no pigeons i
haven't had a great
slice out here yet i haven't had a great slice of pizza yet but i've had great
meals i haven't had
good mexican in new york you're in a different place paul you might go 3 000
miles away the reason
you do it right is to experience something different right not to get boar's
head sandwiches
or whatever the fuck you were talking about oh uh boar's head meat yeah boar's
head meat this guy
this east coast guy was excited he had boar's head right there and you're like
bill i can get boar's
head right around the street yeah but i'm trying i'm trying to give your town a
compliment i will say
i i like it great wall of china bad slice of pizza did not have a good slice of
pizza ruined my
whole trip that's how new yorkers travel we went to the louvre i swear to god
it was
worst italian i ever had in paris fucking horrible
did you try beef bourguignon what's that it's what they do dude i went to the eiffel
tower the gyros
downstairs fuck horrific so uh so um but i actually you know i enjoy my my time
here and for the first
time ever i saw what you were talking about with the driving because this is
this is oh yeah i got
to do a bit on this because i've never called any talk to anybody on the phone
when they're in la and
this is what you hear yeah dude so my daughter's birthday party would you
fucking go yeah we were at
the christening the priest was crying i'll fucking kill you it's it's and you
go the driver's here i saw
a guy in the tesla get over that's another one yeah yeah dude how's the special
doing this
fucking asshole dude this is what they do out here i don't know if you can see
this
all right i'll do it this way say here's the car right here's a lane and here's
a lane when they go
to get into this lane and it's stop and go traffic like or there's nobody there
that they'll they wait
to the last second to get in so they get in and this part of their car right
here is still in
your lane and you can't do this because the cunts out here don't know this move
you know that move
like on the east coast you know somebody's gonna do it so you anticipate their
move see it yeah do
that they don't this fucking guys i guess you beep at them and then when you
drive by them they're
looking at you like what the fuck because they're so fucking stupid or self-involved
they're like
well i'm in the lane yeah it's all about me it's like the back 30 your car isn't
oh don't get me
going no i saw a guy in a tesla it was almost impressive how he wasn't looking
he was i saw a guy
in a tesla x or whatever or y the big one and he was dude it was so blatantly
not looking at the
road to it i was just like jesus no they have both the tesla has like a fucking
supersized ipad
yeah i don't know how you look at anything other than that it's like they're
fucking screening movies
but i if i had a dollar for every time i was on the phone with bill and it you've
never not done it
oh paul the driver's out i can't i can't no because on the surf surface streets
which is just not
highways they drive like fucking you know like they took a pot cookie but when
they get on the highway
dude they drive like fucking maniacs it's it's the commuters yeah every day
they moved outside of la
so they could get a decent house you know a pool and all of that and then they
got to do that grind
every day and every time there's just a little bit of daylight they lose their
mind they just put
the fucking throttle to the floor like they'll pass you doing like 90. it's
fucking insane
yeah no i i saw it out here and i actually said to myself i kind of understand
what he's talking
about hey paul what's up with these la drivers is this shit crazy this is am i
crazy oh sorry i got
the phone on i never have the phone on that's because i was waiting for a text
from you and you're
important paul it means a lot you're an important person so paul yeah what
brings you out to the
west coast you got a project or two you'd like to promote i i i've been hearing
things i've been
hearing things in the industry yeah man let me make sure i promote this
perfectly it's pretty uh
it's pretty cool man um we've come full circle no uh yeah man special nocturnal
admissions on
netflix is doing great man killing it's doing i i yeah i don't even it's
amazing it's people are
loving it it's great and uh you got the whole new hour and you're crushing with
that you're out here
there's a new comedy club in silver lake i didn't even know about that yeah i'm
gonna do yeah i'm
gonna do an 80 seater thursday night at eight o'clock and run a new hour that i
got going what's
is it called the hipster no it's actually called the same guys that the same
guys that do the new
york comedy club opened a replica smaller version of the same exact style room
called california
comedy are they bringing in silver lake are they bringing the george forman
grill to heat up your
winners as you pay at the register that was the old one dude no the old new york
comedy club not this
one this is they bought it oh they bought it no they saw what was going on and
they were like dude
this is this gotta go dude i literally watched a woman handling money and then
reached over
and either picked up the forman grill lid for a case people still ordered food
she was handling money
and i'm telling you when i say it was like it was sitting there like you know
like when there's just
a disheveled character in a movie with like a desk with like years of files on
it that's what
that whole area looked like with the cash register yeah in the middle of it and
it's funny the stool
was like too high for the register you know when their knees are like you know
up oh it was a mess
well it was a mess i remember hearing dude the new the new new york comedy club
is great and i go
i don't know dude i went there that was it doesn't they go no you should and
and he did a good job so
they opened one in silver lake and they were like hey do you want to run it in
front of 80 people and
i'm like yeah let's go let's have a good time i remember todd berry making fun
of the old one the
foreman one and they had repainted the thing and he goes how do you guys like
the new paint they put
here port authority men's room gray dude it was like oh my god it was just overcast
in the thing it
was just they didn't have one picture on the wall that was the old one paul
yeah and this is a new
one and this is hollywood glitz silver lake used to be a place for younger
people and then those
younger people got a little older they got married so now it's like you know
yeah like cooler parents i guess
you know in that area so it's a nice area it's a it's an upscale area i
remember i had a buddy there
uh and there's a place that has good wings called the rustic in if i remember
correctly
yeah is it called the rustic in i believe it's called ye rustic ye rustic sorry
i don't i used to
call it yeah yeah rustic let's go to your rustic no it's ye oh congratulations
to you too live at red
rocks crushing funny is that right you know it's amazing i used to open for you
and now we both have
special what'd you do if i just bubbled this whole if i just cried for five ten
minutes and then you
and then you laughed my ass off like if it started out as an emotional thing
but then i just lost it
i couldn't go on i would hang in there for 30 seconds trying to be a good
friend and then after a while
looking over at erin like is this no i would just think all the people watching
and what they were
saying in the comments and i would just start bursting out laughing look how
uncomfortable bill looks and
then that would be it dude have i ever looked whiter i mean look at look at on
that thing man i've just
been in an edit room for time we're almost done paul how's it looking ah it's
looking great it's
looking great yeah so we got we got a we got a uh a screening coming up we're
getting towards the end
here and then we lock the picture and then they color it and then they put the
sound in the music
and all of that and then uh then it's football season paul oh football and i'm
putting on 40 pounds
gambling and eating fucking winks oh dude i cannot wait i cannot wait i heard
your boy jimmy g's
coming to the giants to put a little pressure on jones that's what i heard oh
that guy the guy who fell
down yeah please guys got wheels though but he's got wheels yeah the guy from
duke right yeah yeah
guy from duke just out in the open falling i was rooting for him that's up
there with the
white guy that dunked and held on too long and flipped we don't like like the
you don't like
that the black guy that gets the nfl but he's like you know he's from like you
know like the worst part
of the city he just went through all this shit it's this great like story like
one of those stories
you see in the olympics that your quarterback is like the white guy version of
that you know he
went to duke ivy league his parents were rich no one said he could make it to
the nfl
he kept it real as a white guy dad is a cice ceo of a fortune 500 he committed
a crime his dad's
money got him out of it and then no one said he could make it to the nfl and he
did it
they saw his boat shoes they're like this kid can't play oh man um i'm rooting
for that guy
you're yeah i'm rooting for that guy just because i don't you know what's with
new york comics they
i mean comics what's what's the deal with new york quarterbacks they fucking
run into people's
asses they trip over themselves i mean it's just been it's been what happened
to joe willie
and fucking y8 tittle new york lost that the knicks lost it in the 70s and yeah
but you had it back
in the 90s you just didn't win it dude the knicks in the fucking 90s was
amazing yeah i guess
jordan we took jordan kind of nick nicks that really i mean it's like oh like
how many people
would have had rings if brady wasn't around yeah dude he just got andrew jones
not andrew jones
that's the guy from the braves oh uh andrew jones not even playing anymore dude
i know but he was
he did play in atlanta he did play for atlanta for a long time julio jones julio
jones julio jones
he got julio jones this is gonna be like oh seven again when he had randy moss
julio jones a lit