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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-8-22' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-08. Transcript available.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-8-22

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon
just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.
I'm just checking in on you. Seeing how your week's going. Literally just
fucking woke up. Just woke up and right to work.
Boo hoo. It's one of these things that you fucking yell about in your
relationship.
Oh, you got a problem with me? Huh? I fucking open my eyes and I'm immediately
fucking doing a podcast.
And for what? For this. Right. One of those dumb fights.
I'm on the road again. Chicka boom, chicka boom, boom, boom. I'm out here in
San Francisco.
I did the punchline two nights ago. I haven't played there in a while. It was
so great to be back at that club.
Just one of the one of the best comedy clubs of all time. I really miss being
at that place. So I had an awesome time.
I was working there with Joe Bartnick, who, by the way, is on his way to Canada
today.
To perform in Montreal at a brand new comedy club right above Stogie's, the
cigar place, cigar bar, I should say, instead of cigar place.
So check him out this weekend.
And also was working with Bianca Cristobal.
She fucking killed it. Just a great night, a great hang, the whole thing.
And then yesterday, um, I was down the gym, you know, throwing the weights
around, trying to keep the dad blood at bay.
And, uh, of course, I forgot I had a fucking meeting, so I had to stop in the
middle of it.
And then when I was done with the fucking meeting, I decided rather than go
back down and do cardio,
I was going to walk the city because I hadn't been here in a minute.
And what a great fucking city.
It still is, despite the fact all the Silicon Valley cunts came in here with
the I created an app money.
And I guess drove the real estate through the fucking roof.
Um, still a great city.
I walked along, uh, the seaport down there, whatever the hell you call it.
And then at some point banged a left, walked up the hill, came down the hill,
went all the way through Chinatown.
Which was awesome.
Um, yeah, I did all right too.
And there was a zillion places I wanted to fucking eat at.
But instead, I got an apple and some raw almonds.
Oh, Jesus.
But I got to tell you, the second I ate it, then I was fine.
I was like, oh, thank God.
Thank God I didn't negate my fucking workout.
Um, and, uh, the reason I actually came up here to San Francisco was because I
wanted to see that, uh, Motley Crue, Death Leopard, Poison, Joan Jett show.
Uh, which I did at Pac-Bell, The Stick, whatever the fuck, the Oracle, whatever
they're calling it.
Every other year, they fucking renamed that thing.
Uh, what the fuck happened to my laptop?
I don't remember dropping it.
It's got a big fucking hack on the side of it.
Um, so I went there, I got there early because there was no way I was going to
lose, uh, was going to miss Joan Jett.
She absolutely fucking destroyed.
And, um, I got to stand on the side of the stage and watch them.
Side of the stage stinks, by the way.
You can't fucking hear anything.
It's just the sound slapping back and forth.
It's just cool to be standing that close to them playing.
But it's way better out in the house.
So, I stood on the side of the stage for Joan Jett, who absolutely killed it.
The fucking band was great.
The background vocals were totally on point.
They sounded amazing.
Um, and being an old guy now, I was thinking, like, Joan Jett has the best
fucking slot on the whole lineup.
It was like 5.30 and she was done.
She could go out to dinner, enjoy the city.
She could go back to the hotel room and just go to sleep.
I was like, that fucking, that's the, I want to do a fucking 4.30 to 5.30 stand-up
show and call it a night.
I mean, dude, you could still hit a fucking game.
That would be perfect.
The problem is, is I say fuck every other word in my act.
So, that means you go on after 8 p.m.
You have to go on when the sun goes down and, you know, all the goody two-shoes
have gone to bed.
Goody two-shoes, you mean the fucking smart people?
I wonder why it's two-shoes.
There's something I should go on the internet and fucking kill three minutes of
my life that I'll never get back.
Why is it goody two-shoes?
You know?
It's always a pair of shoes.
You don't just make one.
Or do you?
Someone's missing a leg, maybe you do?
I don't fucking know.
Anyway, then Poison came out and it was just immediately, it was just so
fucking great to see, like, I don't know.
A band sounds different, I feel like, a pre-internet band where you can just
tell that people learned how to play, like, listening to records and trying to
figure it out.
And, you know, you've maybe figured it out or maybe you figured three-quarters
of it out and then you added your shit to it or whatever.
They just totally have, like, the, you know, parents' basement garage band,
that's one of their lyrics, vibe to them.
And they fucking killed it.
Absolutely fucking killed it.
I stood on the side of the stage for the first couple of songs.
It was just really loud and I couldn't hear anything.
So, I wanted to be out in the crowd to see it.
And then Motley Crue went on.
And, uh, I don't know, it might be the best I've ever heard Mick Mars sound.
Like, his tone was fucking unbelievable.
Tommy Lee, of course, killed it.
Nicky killed it.
And Vince sounded better than he sounded in forever.
And, um, I'm not going to go into any details or whatever, but I felt like they
gave the most authentic, like, if you miss the 80s, here it is.
Like, they just fucking have not, in the greatest way ever, just like, they had
just fucking, of that, all of this fucking bullshit that has happened since
then.
Or everybody's walking around pretending that they give a shit about every
cause.
It was, it was, it was just fucking, they were fucking, uh, they were awesome.
And, uh, by then I was out in the crowd, so I got to hear their whole set
without, like, that back slap or anything.
And, um, they, they just, they just fucking murdered, man.
They fucking murdered, and, uh, dude, Tommy Lee still just fucking kills it.
Still just fucking kills it.
He, he doesn't have, like, that I slowed down a little bit vibe at all.
Um, just fucking smashing.
And, um, they started off with, uh,
Oh, what's on, uh,
Wild Side.
Which, uh, is one of my favorite Molly Crew songs to try and play along to.
And just watching the guy that came up with the drum part play it,
and just play it so fucking effortlessly,
because it was just, uh,
it was really cool.
And then, you know,
Nicky talked to the crowd at one point,
and Tommy talked to the crowd,
and it was fucking funny and cool and everything.
It was just awesome.
And then, um,
Def Leppard,
I had seen them at the whiskey,
so I saw their whole set.
And at that point,
I'm not gonna lie to you, man,
it was fucking loud.
And my ears was,
I was just worried about, you know,
sitting out there,
even with my fucking earplugs on,
because I got the tinnitus in the right ear, right?
And I was like,
I already saw them,
and I'm tired,
and I gotta get up early to get on a flight.
So,
I pulled an old man move,
and, uh,
I left.
I know that Def Leppard killed it, too,
because I watched,
I saw their set, like I said,
when they were in L.A.,
getting ready for it.
But, um,
good Lord,
what a fucking,
what a lineup,
what a show.
I mean,
if you're thinking about going to that thing,
I can definitely say you should go to it,
and you will not feel
anything other than
you got your money's worth, man.
It was fucking,
it was fucking awesome.
And then also to see him
in, um,
one of the greatest ballparks
in, in,
in Major League.
You know,
I was sitting up there,
where you could see, like,
McCovey's Cove.
Look at McCovey's Cove
and all of that shit.
Uh,
the beautiful ballpark
while just sitting there
watching,
you know,
Poison,
Motley Crue.
It was just fucking awesome.
I was like,
Jesus Christ,
this is the way to
go to a damn concert.
Back in the day,
standing on those plastic chairs
on the floor.
I'm too fucking old for that.
It was cool, though,
to see,
there was a bunch of young kids there,
um,
seeing that they were into that music,
and then I was thinking,
like,
hoping that they were playing,
you know,
guitar,
drums,
bass,
or something.
Um,
but anyway,
you can see,
you can tell I didn't get much
fucking sleep last night.
It was kind of,
uh,
you know,
and then I came back
and I was watching all the,
all the old fucking music videos,
but, like,
um,
in the best way ever,
like,
that music took me all the way back.
Not in a sad way at all.
Just thinking, like,
man,
I went to these fucking shows,
and, uh,
I remember, like,
it was just never ending.
That was the thing,
because albums were coming out
all the time
in the Worcester Centrum
and the Providence Civic Center
and the Boston Garden
with the three big venues
near where I,
where I lived in Massachusetts,
and I got,
I don't know how many fucking times
I went down to those things,
and I still felt like
I didn't see enough bands.
And the first time you go,
you're all sitting there,
like, going, like,
oh, fuck,
am I gonna get fucked up here?
Somebody gonna stab me?
You know,
you hear all these crazy, uh,
stories about going to concerts,
and then, uh,
you know,
you get a couple under your belt,
you're comfortable,
and, uh,
yeah,
it was the 80s.
You just got completely fucked up.
You went to the show,
and then you drove home.
Somebody else did.
It was,
that aspect of it was stupid,
but that's basically what happened.
And as you got closer
and closer to the venue,
there was just more long-haired people,
uh,
more metal kids,
just open containers,
weed smoke coming out of cars.
It was fucking nuts.
Like,
people standing on the side of the road,
pissing.
As you got closer and closer to the venue,
it was fucking,
it was fucking,
all the fucking,
all the heavy metal chicks,
just fucking dressed like hookers and shit.
I mean,
it was just fucking wild.
It was really wild.
Like,
I'm sure,
like,
you know,
whatever the hell kids do nowadays,
I'm going to sound old,
where they go to fucking raves,
they go to some DJ thing,
and everybody
does Molly,
and you're fucking rubbing up against each other
like a bunch of stray dogs.
I don't know.
Every generation does it a little bit different,
but it's kind of the same thing though,
right?
Bunch of kids heading to a venue,
everybody getting fucked up,
and then whatever that music is,
it's just permanently stamped
in your fucking soul
for the rest of your life.
Like,
as much as I try,
you know,
and stay up on music,
which I obviously
am not,
like,
you know,
I just found out about that Bad Bunny.
Like,
I saw
some venue I was doing Bad Bunny
was
either advertised there
or was going to be
going somewhere in the city or whatever.
I was like,
Bad Bunny,
what the fuck is Bad Bunny?
So I was sitting there
looking at that
and just watching,
like,
you know,
like,
dude plays like huge venues
and watching just like 40,000 people
going nuts
and it's just like,
I had never even heard of the person.
Just like,
Jesus Christ.
There's no,
after a while,
there's just no way to keep up.
But even the amount
that I did try to keep up,
like,
I hung in there,
I think,
probably
until the early 2000s.
And then there's
this whole,
like,
I don't know what,
there's like a 10-year period there
where I just stopped trying
and then I,
by the time I came back,
it was just kind of a wrap.
But
during that whole time
of like,
like,
somewhere between
like,
Panic at the Disco,
remember those bands?
Like,
The Strokes.
There was another one,
I can't remember their names.
And I was just thinking
when I was at that show
going like,
Jesus Christ,
those,
some of those fucking people
they're 20 years in.
Like,
what the fuck?
What the hell?
Billy nostalgic here.
Anyway,
so that show
that,
uh,
Joan Jett Poison,
Motley Crue,
and Def Leppard show.
Uh,
I think their last US stop
is not tonight,
it's tomorrow
in Las Vegas.
And I was talking
to some of the,
um,
guys,
uh,
who were on that tour
and they were saying
how they