Name: Bill Burr - Never Enough
Uploaded: 2010-01-14T04:50:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Never Enough' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-01-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Never Enough' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-01-14. Transcript available.

right anyways plowing ahead um let's read uh what the fuck was i gonna read
here um
questions i already did that this is called broads over there broads over there
i don't
know what the hell this is let's read this one bill i've been a fan of yours
sometime i just
wanted to tell you that i think you're uh great thank you why don't i fucking
delete those um
i think you're comedy but the exception all right anyways uh the reason i am
writing you is to tell
you a funny story my girl dating five plus years now and i live in tucson arizona
and she is always
bitching at me saying we never do anything anymore well my job is very
consuming of my time and i
realized that she was correct so what do i do so what i do is i try to come up
with something we
could do together that would be entertaining and unique something different
that is not an average
night out in tucson see the guy's using his brain trying to surprise her
anyways i've been telling
her about your comedy and showing her clips of you uh that i found on your myspace
page for the past few
months she really seemed to enjoy it and laughed hysterically so i planned this
great evening for
the 20th of november um which goes something like this head up to tempe have a
nice dinner and head over
to the improv and watch your show uh your eight o'clock show um well i bought
the tickets and thought i
would surprise her with the whole thing she loved the idea and she was very
excited and i was pleased
to see her excited about the event well we were telling our friends about it
and she sort of says
this well it's his evening and i'm just sort of tagging along uh i got to admit
that um i was a little
upset at this point because i intended this whole thing to be a gift from me to
her which is funny because
this is very similar to the story that you told on october 19th on the october
19th podcast when you
took your girl in the corvette up to pch she just sort of shut uh she just
showed it sort of shut me
down um so my question to you is why is it never enough uh what a great
question do you realize you
just ask the question of probably every guy on this fucking podcast um hold on
i'm just gonna pause
here while the women roll their eyes oh my god that's bullshit that's not true
it's just you know
you got to use your imagination women like surprises they just
shut up just shut up would you you just shut up and take off all those
fucking layers it's not the 1800s you know with your panties and your pantyhose
and your slip and
your fucking skirt all right what am i talking about i don't know um anyways uh
i lost my place um so my question to you is why is it never enough i can do
everything she wants but
she will still find a way to make me look like an asshole making me uh making
it seem like i'm
dragging her around and making her do all that stuff that i want to do i guess
that is why i relate to
your comedy because it seems that she is only happy when we do all the things
that she wants to do
uh you know what i'm talking you know what i'm talking about with brunch street
fairs and the candle
store uh nevertheless we are going and really looking forward to seeing you in
person
uh i hope to see you after the show selling some cds and dvds all right um why
is it never enough i don't
know i don't know why i don't know if it's an insecurity that they are they're
always questioning
whether you truly love them or not um
i have no idea i don't know why i mean i would think
that all right look look at me okay i went i rented a corvette for the day
corvette convertible and i drove my girl all around la we went up the fucking
pacific coast highway
looked at the ocean we had lunch i took her out to this beautiful bar late at
night i drove it through
the hollywood hills with the top down looking at the stars looking at the
lights out over the city
i thought it was a very romantic thing and then i got on the podcast and she
was just like yeah that
was really just that was really your thing i just did that for you you know i
just sort of
sat there in a seventy thousand dollar automobile you know seeing views that
people fly six hours to
see and just you know just got a free lunch out of it and free fucking drinks
and you ever watch the
prices right there you spit on my own microphone you ever the price is right
you ever watch the price is
right sure we all have okay getting a corvette i mean like and then going to
that restaurant and
driving up to pch and looking at the lights and going out to the fucking bar in
the hotel where john
belushi od'd isn't that that sounds like one of the one of those showcases that
that you bid on
are you gonna bid are you gonna pass