Name: Bill Burr-Cop Slaps Teacher, Epic Beard Man
Uploaded: 2010-02-22T11:37:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Cop Slaps Teacher, Epic Beard Man' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-02-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Cop Slaps Teacher, Epic Beard Man' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-02-22. Transcript available.

here's some youtube videos for you to watch this week um youtube video number
one somebody uh sent
me this one this is great uh it's called just search cop slaps teacher really
hard
and uh just to give you the backstory evidently this teacher female teacher was
getting arrested
um for hitting the children in her class and uh she's mad at the cop or
whatever so she just
hauls off and slaps the guy so he takes a moment pause and then he fucking slaps
her back
and then she starts crying of course the default female emotion when they want
to make you when
they're wrong and they want to make you feel like a dick it's fucking great and
it's a classic slap
sound he gets her really good and she fucking deserves it and i love it and i'm
going to be
watching it around the holidays so i can get that nice warm feeling to remember
my fellow man
um god damn it i'm getting in good shape here i've been going to the fucking
gym for two months
you know my goal is i want to be able to put up 225 again like i did back in
the day
there's 245 plates on each fucking side i want to be able to put it up i put up
175 three times
that's not bad for a 41 year old guy huh i want 10 8 6 3. 135 155 165 175 i
would have done the 185 but i
fucked up my pec like 20 years ago doing that way wow more than that back in
the fucking 80s i messed
it up trying to fucking bench more than a friend of mine and i didn't know
about stretching or rehab so
it's still fucked up so i got to go up and ah whatever i'm fucking old all
right here's another one um
you got to see this one and i'm sure by the time uh my podcast comes out
tomorrow most of the free world
will will have seen this uh it's called epic beard man part one you have to
type that in because uh
it's a classic video basically this dude on the bus starts talking
shit to like a 67 year old dude they square off and the old dude wins and that's
all it should be
but you know because it's a black dude and a white dude then everybody has to
write a bunch of ignorant
racist shit underneath it um yada yada just enjoy it for what it is don't read
any of the comments
if you still want to believe in santa claus and that people are good this is
why i don't think tiger
should have to apologize to fans because they keep making fans out to be like
everybody who's a fan
is this great person if you want to see what the average person is like go on
youtube and read some
of the fucking comp comments that people write he shouldn't have to fucking
apologize to the
shit and the filth that's out there but anyways it's a great fucking video but
definitely type in epic
beard man part one pt1 um and check that out because everybody you know it's
just a great
fucking video and i hate when there's a great really funny video and then douchebags
phil they have to do like a remix and try to piggyback on the funny and it's
never as funny
this is it's just a fucking there's a part two it's awesome just watch it and
uh if if you're at
work look for your boss before you watch it because uh it's gonna be it's gonna
be a good laugh um
oh and let's uh let's get on okay oh here we go huh