Name: Bill Burr-Terry Bradshaw
Uploaded: 2010-03-09T06:40:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Terry Bradshaw' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-03-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Terry Bradshaw' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-03-09. Transcript available.

I actually sounded like half a fucking retard. I will definitely admit that,
but I still stand by my opinions.
And I kept bringing up a guy by the name of Terry Bradshaw, who has four Super
Bowl rings.
And, you know, everybody hit me with, dude, he only threw for like 25,000
fucking yards.
Well, they have a great article on Terry Bradshaw in Sporting News Magazine.
This week or this month, I don't really read this magazine.
And that kid from Nebraska was on the cover that Damukong Su, I don't know.
He's got a great fucking name.
And the Patriots need a defensive tackle, but I know we're not going to draft
high enough to get that guy.
But I just wanted to read about him because I figured maybe they'd talk about
other defensive tackles that were available.
Because I have no life.
But anyways, I opened it up and lo and behold, there was a great article about
Terry Bradshaw,
which basically backs up what the fuck I was talking about, at least in my
world it does.
And they mentioned right in the beginning.
It said, Bradshaw won his fourth and final Super Bowl ring with an MVP
performance for the Steelers at the Rose Bowl.
Among quarterbacks, only Joe Montana has that record, and it's quite possibly
none will ever surpass it.
Okay, all you Peyton Manning fans out there, do you think he's going to get
five fucking rings?
You think he'll get four?
I think he could possibly get three.
He's not getting four, though.
All right?
And this is coming from fucking Terry Bradshaw, a man who played the game.
This is a quote from the article.
The only thing that matters in the pros is winning the Super Bowl.
I've never had anyone come up to me in my life and say,
Hey, Terry, how many yards did you throw for?
How many touchdown passes do you have?
It's all about rings.
Does that sound familiar?
Go listen to the fucking February 8th podcast.
Maybe Terry listens to my podcast.
How fucking arrogant is that?
But then he says it's all about rings.
But, dude, the shit that this guy took.
You know, I knew in the beginning of his career that this guy had a rough time
in Pittsburgh,
and everybody, you know, basically treated him like a dumb redneck.
And kind of like what they did with John Rocker.
I always thought John Rocker got a bum deal because I was living in New York,
and they were basically calling this guy a fucking moron redneck in not so many
words.
And then he comes out and starts trashing New York.
And then typical media, they get to step away like they didn't incite any of it,
you know.
And all the Mets fans get to act like they weren't fucking yelling shit at him.
I used to be doing a bit about that.
But the punchline was basically you had date rapists and wife beaters throwing
batteries at a bigot.
That was basically.
That was my little fucking social commentary on the John Rocker incident.
Let me get back to this shit.
Not supporting anything that John Rocker said, but you know what I mean?
It's like, you know, if you're going to fucking throw rocks at a hornet's nest.
Yeah, I don't know.
Did I almost just say you're going to get stung?
You know what I almost just created there was one of those southern fucking
expressions
that I love so much.
Faster than turkey shit through a tin horn.
I'll tell you, that boy, that boy would fuck a rock if he thought a snake was
under it.
Anybody from down south can just send me a whole list of those fucking things.
Have I already done this on the podcast and I don't remember?
I absolutely love those fucking expressions.
That boy would fuck mud.
I don't even know what they mean.
That boy would fuck a rock if he thought a snake was under it.
How does that make any sense?
But what I love about it is even though it doesn't make sense, you understand
what the
person is saying.
And there's a genius to that.
So anyways, let's read about Terry Bradshaw's early part of his fucking career.
Basically, yeah, they were shitting all over him.
Well, why don't we have Terry say it here?
He said, you have to understand something.
My first five years were not the best.
I had shit thrown in my face.
I was booed, criticized, called stupid and dumb.
Players talking about, were saying, this is, players on his teams were saying,
we win in
spite of him.
He stutters in the huddle.
I had so much of that shit thrown at me, I got bitter about it.
And my coach, who I thought never defended me in public, Chuck Knoll, the thing
was,
I was never his chosen one.
I had to sit back and come to grips with all that.
It was very painful for me.
It wasn't a storybook career.
So I take a great deal of pride in being the quarterback of the team that won
all those
Super Bowls.
Yeah, and the guy never gets the fucking respect.
Do you know before Super Bowl XIII, Thomas Hollywood Henderson said, Terry Bradshaw
couldn't
spell cat if you spotted him the C and the A. So they asked Bradshaw about this.
And if you watch football, you know, he always comes off like this guy just
being all silly
and joking around.
But he goes, well, it ticked me off.
The thing that ticked me off was nobody defended me.
Who came out on my team and said, bullshit, he calls the plays, he sets it up.
Who defended me?
Chuck Knoll didn't defend me.
The only guy I know who said something was Joe Green.
And then here I got to deal with this thing going into the Super Bowl.
What the hell am I going to do?
I'm smart enough to know not to get in that argument with Hollywood Henderson
through the
media because it's a distraction.
I don't have time for that shit.
Okay, so I can't spell cat if you spot me the C and the T.
That's some good shit.
Congratulations.
Then you go out and you kick their asses.
How much, how's my spelling look now?
You're the one who had to go to prison.
He took it there.
Terry's an angry motherfucker.
Or whatever.
I love it.
I love it.
You know something?
And he never went back to Pittsburgh.
I didn't even notice that shit.
When he was done, he just left.
He doesn't even talk to any of the players.
And he said, he goes, I mean, it's kind of a failure of my personality.
I don't know.
It's a really interesting article because if you watch him on whatever the hell
the show
is called, the NFL pregame, he still plays it up like he's this, you know, this
is just
this country boy, but he isn't.
He's fucking sharp as a tack.
And he didn't like the way he was treated in Pittsburgh.
And I enjoy that.
I enjoy that considering those guys, how seriously they take their team and
their fucking quarterback
and gave them four Super Bowls.
He treated them like such shit, you know?
I just like, I like when teams do that to their fucking players because it
makes Boston fans
look better because God knows we're a bunch of fucking asses.