Name: Bill Burr-Scotland and the C Word
Uploaded: 2010-03-26T17:58:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Scotland and the C Word' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-03-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Scotland and the C Word' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-03-26. Transcript available.

added a show there so i was really uh humbled going over there and um and i'm
looking forward
to coming back again going to a concert at royal albert hall going to a rugby
game in either
scotland or uh uh fucking ireland and just coming through all those again i
definitely want to build
up a following over there because i had a great time after actually actually
after my my gig in
uh at the lions theater i went over to um this this comedy club and dude it was
fucking hilarious
we walked in there and we were listening to the host of the show and the guy is
he's speaking
english and we cannot understand 80 of what he's saying so we are laughing
along with the crowd
not at the jokes just because you know fucking it's like what you guys remember
when when in snatch when
brad pitt played that irish character you couldn't understand this was the scotland
scotland version
of that and i met this comedian kevin bridges who's i guess huge over there i
not even guess he is huge
over there afterwards we having a couple of pints and um i started talking
about the word cunt and i
was too drunk i wish i filmed it listening to these guys talk about the the
word cunt the way they say it
uh i would have been so perfect on this podcast at some point i have to i have
to interview one of
those two guys on this podcast but um i was sitting there going like yeah we're
like blown away how
you guys can just say cunt and it's not offensive and they're like yeah they're
like i everybody says
that when they come over here blah blah blah and all this shit right so i was
talking to him i'm like
yeah you actually use it as like like a compliment you say stuff like ah you
know he's he's a good
cunt and the other guy goes he goes oh he's a great cunt top cunt
so there you go there's a new expression for you he's a top cunt i think that's
one of the greatest
things i've ever heard so i'm saying to these guys um ah fuck why didn't i film
you would have
loved this shit if you're a stand-up geek you didn't want to you just want to
see like we were
trading notes like i was saying so i go so what is basically the c word what is
the word you can't
say over in in scotland and he said uh spastic is what he said spastic and he
tried he was explaining
it to me but granted we were both fucking shit-faced and i could barely
understand what this dude was
saying when we were all sober right but he was i guess it means i couldn't
figure it meant some form
of like uh retarded slash vegetable and like i don't know like that they just
don't you just you don't
talk about that stuff over there if you do i guess it's literally needle going
off the fucking record
player but um so i thought that that was really uh i thought that that was
interesting what else oh here's