Name: Bill Burr - Nasty Email
Uploaded: 2010-04-15T21:14:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Nasty Email' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-04-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Nasty Email' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-04-15. Transcript available.

thing you want me to say um i don't know i literally am like sitting here i'm
laying here
right now and i have i'm like my eyes are squinting like uh there's a doctor
and he's like you know
like i fucked up my elbow and he's like it tell me tell me does this hurt does
this yeah yeah it
hurt yeah right there i'm literally doing that right now as i'm doing this
fucking podcast
um i got nothing all right i had nothing for you this week and i'm the first
one to tell it to you
and uh oh you know what i actually did this started this podcast like six
fucking times i forget if i
said this but uh somebody sent me a really nasty email yelling uh cursing me
out because they sent
me an email and i didn't answer their email and he said because you didn't
answer my email i didn't go
to see any of your shows in atlanta and uh i don't know if i already talked
about this i apologize if i
didn't uh sir i don't give a shit all right if you if you haven't learned
anything from my podcast
is i really don't give a fuck i don't give a fuck if you listen to this or you
don't i don't give a
fuck if you go to my shows or you don't i don't give a fuck you know do i do i
not want people to
come to my shows of course i do do i not want people to listen to my podcast of
course i don't i want
fuck i don't i got you know i got messed up there in those double negatives i
want people to come to
my shows i want people to listen to my podcast but let me tell you something
right now fucko i don't
respond to fucking threats don't fucking threaten me or don't fucking you know
try to put some sort of
ominous bullshit on how you want me to fucking behave with your fucking email i
don't give a
fuck about your email i get a fucking hundreds of emails every goddamn week and
if i don't get to
yours i don't fucking get to yours so go fuck yourself if you want to pout and
not come to my
show don't go to my show i don't give a fuck you sound like a cunt anyways you
probably go to my show
and then fucking judge it and be like oh the first eight minutes were good and
then i thought from
minute 12 to 17 go fuck yourself all right why don't you go stick your head
through your fucking
computer monitor god knows you probably still have one of those old ones you
know shaped like a
fucking microwave is that what you got as you work look how fast people drive
on this fucking street
i'm literally getting to that age yelling out the window at kids stop driving
like i did at your age
there's another good character for a sketch
you know crabby honest old man honest crabby old man
stop treating me with the same disrespect i had from my elders when i was at
your age
um or maybe not shit god knows snl could turn that into like a 15 minute sketch
and then stretch it into
an hour and 40 minute movie um all right there we go i burned a bridge i burned
a bridge there
like i was going to get cast on that at 41