Name: Bill Burr - Barack Obama Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2010-04-30T11:31:08.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Barack Obama Tonight Show' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-04-30. Transcript available.

It was creepy. I'm sorry.
All right. You want to talk about creepy?
Let's talk about how Obama, President Obama, Barack Obama was on The Tonight
Show this week.
Did that disturb anyone as a fucking American?
Is he in Dude, Where's My Car? Part 2?
You know, what the fuck are you doing on The Tonight Show?
I got a big argument with my girlfriend about that.
You know, she's like, wow, it's good.
It's a great way to reach people.
It's like, why don't you have a fucking press conference?
Right? All you got to do is wheel out that podium.
The whole world sits around and watches it.
I couldn't sit there and watch it.
You know what I mean?
It's like, dude, shouldn't you be like near the red phone?
What if the red phone rings?
And you're on there, you know, picking your fucking March Madness brackets.
It's unreal how the presidency has just gone downhill just over the last
fucking 10 years.
Like, right around 10 years ago was when Bill Clinton got impeached because of
some fucking skank.
You know?
Every president.
Can you even begin to understand?
Not only the amount of world leaders that have been in the Oval Office,
but the amount of fucking skanks that have been in there.
That's the original Playboy Mansion.
All right?
Guys have been in there getting blown for centuries.
Women love power.
Guys love blowjobs.
Okay?
And when you marry the two, you get the fucking Oval Office.
That is ground zero for that shit.
And the guy got fucking impeached for it.
It's right there.
I thought that knocked down the presidency.
That the president, with fucking secret service at his fingertips,
can't get a fucking blowjob.
Right?
He gets busted.
And then you had, what's his face?
Georgie Part 2,
whose dad evidently didn't teach him how to give a speech.
So we had a look at that fucking retard for the last eight years.
Giving a speech where he sounds like somebody giving a book report who didn't
read the book.
You know what I mean?
Kind of fucking looking around.
He had that shit.
And now we got this fuckhead going on The Tonight Show.
You know?
Like he's Ashton Kutcher.
I don't know.
I don't like it.
This is three presidents in a row where I don't like what they're doing.
You wear the blue suit.
You wear the fucking tie.
And you should have an air about you.
That you, you just shouldn't be on The Tonight Show.
You know what I mean?
Tonight on The Tonight Show, Paris Helton.
Ashton Kutcher and President Obama.
You know what?
I didn't even watch it.
I'm like literally criticizing something I didn't even watch.
You know?
I just couldn't sit there and watch that show.
Like, yeah, yeah, so did you, uh, did you get to ride in the presidential limo?
Huh?
Does it have a Hemi?
Does it have a Hemi?
Yeah, we doing donuts.
We doing burnouts.