Name: Bill Burr-ESPN 30 for 30
Uploaded: 2010-05-06T06:48:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-ESPN 30 for 30' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-05-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-ESPN 30 for 30' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-05-06. Transcript available.

during them let's talk about a show that i saw on espn called uh 30 for 30 it's
this great new
segment if you're a sports fan set your dvr and check this shit out um they're
doing stories on
who killed the usfl uh the united states football league which i didn't i didn't
know somebody
killed it i just thought it didn't work out you know um i actually a lot of
people don't know
this i actually went to a usfl game i saw the boston breakers versus the washington
federals
at nickerson field in uh in boston massachusetts and the boston breakers won
and it was almost
a capacity crowd just out of curiosity and uh i still remember a lot of teams
philadelphia stars
new jersey generals owned by donald trump had herschel walker and doug flutie
remember that shit
michigan panthers won it the first year
bobby a bear is that who was the quarterback who then went and played with the
saints believe it or
not i'm not looking this shit up on the internet i actually remember this stuff
and my favorite
fucking helmet i thought the michigan panthers had a cool helmet but i liked uh
oakland they had like
that that fist holding the lightning bolt on that yellow helmet was the shit
and i thought it was very
fitting because the raiders have the best uniforms in all of football and
everyone's tried to rip them
off whenever your team becomes too pussy like they always go well let's fucking
steal the raiders
we'll start wearing black because that's a badass color remember jerry glanville
huh speaking of
marshmallows that dough boy remember that when nobody respected the houston oilers
all of a sudden he gets
a black satin fucking houston oilers jacket i don't know what the fuck i'm
talking about so anyway so
i watched one episode of it i can't recommend it high enough i watched one on
the university of miami
called the u and it was talking about the heyday of the university of miami um
it was fucking awesome man
it was just an awesome thing on so many different levels just showing how
badass their team were was
how crazy their team was and then also just watching all those old guys now
exaggerating all their
fucking stories was hilarious and that's the great thing about being an old guy
if you did something at
eight when you retell the story you did it at 15 and they they were doing it to
such a ridiculous level
that i almost forgot that i was alive when that shit was going down because it
sounded like a brand
new story to me i mean granted they were not liked throughout college football
and college sports in
general without a doubt they were considered crass no class thugs all the
absolute fucking lutely but to
tell the way they tell this story it's it's just like and the president was
like fuck russia what's
going on at the university of miami i mean it was a at the end of the day it's
a fucking football team
it's hilarious this one guy goes we were like ali talking trash oh yeah you
were just like ali
you know he basically brought talking shit to a whole nother art form he
basically was the first
guy to do it uh not even on a national he did it on a global level and he was
also stripped of his
title because he wouldn't go to war because of religious reasons and he stuck
by it and you guys
grabbed your dicks after catching touchdown passes oh yeah that's the same
thing you you would just like
it you know what it's like it always goes back to that same quote when i see
that that bill russell
clip bill russell was talking about his philosophies on rebounding i knew what
the guy i broke the guy
down i blah blah blah and then he's just like so a lot of times i got the
rebound before the guy ever
even took the shot you know really bill really you could it wasn't it really
that you were six foot
ten and everybody else was a five foot eight inch fucking white guy at that
point other than wilt
chamberlain who was you know didn't everybody look like bob koozie you know but
he's an old man now so
he get he gets to fucking he gets to to exaggerate like look at pow gasol when
they won game one uh the
other night oh no when they when they closed it out sorry when they closed it
out against oklahoma
when oh when kobe missed that uh he misses that shot and then pow you know
caught the rebound and all the
one motion put it in i can't wait i mean it's not like he's gonna tell it to me
i would love to hear
him tell it later on in life how he's gonna be like you know i mean did you see
the look on his face
he couldn't even believe it he was like oh my god kobe's finally not gonna yell
at me on the jet ride
home i did something good i did something good he didn't even know what to do
it was like when phil
mickelson finally won the masters and he jumped up in the air and then landed
on the ground and because
he felt weird like he didn't he didn't know what to do he didn't know what to
do but later on in life
when that fucking old fish heads maybe when his head finally fucking fills out
and it's round
like a head supposed to be rather than looking like the sunday paper turns
sideways
um god help me if that guy ever sees me i really forget that just because
nba players can throw him around that i am only five foot ten inches and he can
fucking throw me
through an applebee's wall upside down um anyways yeah when he goes to tell
that story it's gonna be
fucking hilarious he was just it was a moment in the game and i knew something
had to happen
you know and when he let that ball go i knew it wasn't gonna go in and
something told me
i don't know where that ball's gonna come off the rim but i'm gonna be there
you know he's gonna tell it like that