Name: Bill Burr - Spelling Idiots(Part 2)
Uploaded: 2010-06-08T14:35:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Spelling Idiots(Part 2)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-06-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Spelling Idiots(Part 2)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-06-08. Transcript available.

made people dumb cable and the internet 800 fucking channels you know people
used to do
back in the day they used to load up a something called a station wagon all
right first of all
everybody had like five fucking kids back in the day all right which was a
great thing to do
you know because you know a couple of them are going to be fuck-ups okay and
you can let it go
you can let it go that's why parents who have only one kid are so fucking overprotective
protective is because they went all in world series of poker they pushed all
their chips and this is
their one fucking hope that kid can't be a fucking serial killer you have seven
eight fucking kids you
know one of them you know you can handle it you can fucking handle it if one of
them's a phase the
black sheep what are you gonna do you know what the fuck you're gonna do i mean
the guy he's uh
transvestite and sometimes pyromaniac huh anybody remember that line there he
met a transvestite and
sometimes pyromaniac the greatest line ever uttered on the fucking a&e channel
possibly in television
history when they were talking about these these this this serial killer tandem
that's how they
described one of the guys one of the guys was just killing somebody on his own
and then he had to
leave town because the heat was getting too high and he went to a new town
hangs out in some shady bar and
that's where he meets his his his his serial killer partner you know kind of
like when bill gates met
that other fucking nerd they made the first laptop these two serial killers
came together
and to describe his partner that fucking that bill curtis guy goes there he
made a transvestite and
sometimes pyromaniac
back in the day people we had station wagons and there was a whole bunch of
fucking kids you didn't
have to have a fucking spelling bee okay you have a spelling bee because you
only have one kid
and the kid can't compete against himself you got to go with a bunch of other
fucking kids
back in the day we had station wagons and they were full of fucking kids
all right
and you just you drove somewhere and on the way there you know
you listen to mitch miller
up a lazy river
right
and you fucking you said shit like um
do you get your parents would quiz you what are ivy league schools name the capitals
of states
you know that's what the fuck you did and you stopped in a rest area
and your dad sent you in there by yourself
there was no problem there was no worries
and you walked in there
and some guy exposes himself to you
you didn't know how to deal with it
you just you buried it
you got back in the fucking car next thing you know
you're at a dairy queen
sort of enjoying the ice cream
but sort of not
that's when america was intelligent
back when we used to have like five six kids
and you threw them in a fucking station wagon
and then you quizzed them
as you drove
to some poor excuse
for a tourist attraction
you know you go out to go look at fucking
wild bill cody's
fucking
log cabin
you know
your dad be sitting there seething with anger
left arm all sunburned from having it hanging out the side fucking window
the rest of them ghost white
and that was it
spelling test
quizzes
and dairy queen
somewhere along the line
it became
OMG
laughing my fucking ass off
all this abbreviation
these people want to turn it into that
fuck that
man up
you pussies
learn how to spell god damn words
I did it for a month
I'm a better speller because it
because of it
because it
I'm not
I've already forgot
I finally conquered the word restaurant though
forever
I couldn't remember where the U went
it's rest
and then
A-U-R-A-N-T
I couldn't remember if the U came
which
which A
the U came after
is it
rest-tar-ont
or rest-rant
rest-tar-ont
it's a restaurant
these fucking people would spell it
R-E-S-T
R-A-N-T
restaurant
no
that would still be fucked up
how do you spell ront
douche
you know
that's rest-rant
how do I spell that phonetically
R-E-S-T
O-N-T
no
R-E-S-T-R-O-N-T
restaurant
let's go to the fucking restaurant
I like how I'm getting so worked up
like these guys are actually going to succeed
you know
it's like listening to people down the south
when they talk about
the south gonna rise again
is it
are you gonna secede from the union
how did that work out the first time
wow
look at me
what is wrong with me