Name: Bill Burr-Twitter
Uploaded: 2010-06-22T05:20:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Twitter' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-06-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Twitter' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-06-22. Transcript available.

All right, let's get to some of the shit here on the podcast.
Oh, I forgot to mention that I was on Joe Rogan's podcast.
I had a great time.
I went out to his bungalow, and I did his podcast,
a two-and-a-half-hour podcast that went by in like three seconds.
And for the life of me, I don't know where the hell to tell you to go get it.
Just look up Joe Rogan podcast.
He's like hardcore into the Internet and technology,
and I'm sure his website will take you by the hand
and lead you right to his podcast.
So please check that out.
And one of the things we talked about on Rogan's podcast
was he was absolutely beside himself that I was not on Twitter yet.
Oh, first, that I didn't have...
What is that thing you have in your car
when you don't want to look at a map anymore?
I keep saying GCAST, GMAP, IMAP, Map 2.0.
Fucking do it for me.
I don't want to think anymore.
MapQuest.
Fuck, what is it called?
Whatever.
I don't have that thing.
I just have a map.
You tell me where you live, and I look it up.
And then I get there.
There's no problem.
But for some reason, people are blown away by that.
But he was even more blown away by the fact that I wasn't on Twitter.
So he actually signed me up for a Twitter account.
And I told him, I don't do that shit.
And he goes, he kept saying, you got to do it.
You got to do it.
It's the best way to hype your gigs.
So I'm asking you guys, should I get on Twitter?
Because I don't want to go on there and tweet about some fucking cheeseburger I
just had.
Like most people do.
But Rogan was swearing up and down, this is the best way to do it.
He was like, you don't even need to do radio.
You just get a bunch of followers on Twitter, and you tell them where you're
going to be, and then they can all go out and see you.
Like that fucking Korean barbecue truck that drives around here out in L.A.
People are on Twitter.
It's just this fucking truck that has insane Korean barbecue, and people are
like, you know, follow the thing on Twitter.
And they're like, hey, I'm on such and such and vine.
And everybody drives over to go get some fucking Korean barbecue.
So, anyways, we have a poll on the mmpodcast.com.
If you guys, you know, if you'd like it, if you want me to be on Twitter, I'll
do it.
I'll do it.
But I got to be honest with you.
I'm not going to be, I'll only be tweeting, you know.
I'll tweet like I just put the podcast just got posted.
I can't even, I can't do Twitter.
Tweet.
That's fucking ridiculous.
You know what it is?
There's this part of me, though, I got to stop fighting this shit.
You know, by the time I got onto Facebook, it was fucking irrelevant.
Nobody gives a shit.
Now everybody's on Twitter.
You know?
I'm giving in a little bit.
I'm compromising.
Fuck it.
What do you want me to do?
Huh?
You want me to be the spokesperson for BP?
I'll do it.
Shit.
You know something?
I could do a better fucking job than their spokespersons are doing.
What's their latest spokesperson?
What the fuck is that guy saying?
They're only birds.
I got to open the window here.
Sorry, Cleo.
Sorry.
She gets so fucking freaked out whenever I do that.
Then she starts shaking uncontrollably.
Sorry.
All right.
Let's get back to the podcast.
So let me know.
Is Twitter as stupid as I think it is?
Or is it actually decent?
But I'm going to be honest with you.
If you say to get on Twitter, I'm not going to be tweeting.
Just got an ice cream and the whole scoop fell in my lap.
OMG, LOL.
I'm not fucking doing that.
All right?
I'll have the most boring tweets.
But then that's the thing.
You get on there.
Then you got to try to be fucking interesting.
Who gives a fuck?
Go on the MM podcast.
Let me know what you think.
You know, and maybe send me some emails and let me know some of the positive
things.
If you really think it sucks, just let me know.
All right?
So there you go.
all right