Name: Bill Burr-Wind Chimes
Uploaded: 2010-07-27T19:17:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Wind Chimes' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-07-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Wind Chimes' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-07-27. Transcript available.

overrated
for this week
this is a great one
overrated
wind chimes
this dude says
I hate
the annoying
clink clank sound
with a fucking passion
what is wrong
with the people
huh
what's wrong with people
seriously
the world
is not loud enough
you have to
fucking add to it
you know
they
they do believe
the sounds will make
them better people
or make
life better
you know what dude
you're in such a great role
until you wrote that
fucking sentence
oh
do they believe
the sounds will make
them better people
or make their life better
I found it
most annoying
and invasive
I find it
oh Jesus Christ
I'm never drinking
on the podcast again
go fuck yourselves
alright
what is wrong with people
where am I
I find it
the most annoying
and evasive thing
I am forced to listen to
even with closed windows
but they're so peaceful
if you fucking like the sound
why don't you put them up
inside your home
and have the fucking fan going
and anyway
what gives anybody the right
to push their taste on others
dude I totally agree
it's like if you're gonna make
smokers smoke outside
then you wanna make these
fucking wind chime people
take that shit indoors
I can't tell you how annoying
that is
it's a
you know what's annoying about it
is it's an annoying sound
that's trying to be
fucking spiritual
that's what kills me
it's even
it's more annoying
than just a loud
annoying sound
that's fucking annoying
because at least
the loud annoying sound
has the fucking
courage to be annoying
those fucking things
they actually
they're
you know what
why don't I go on YouTube
and just get some
fucking wind chime sounds
for all you
dumb cunts out there
who do yoga
you know
and actually think
that these fucking
things sound good
here we go
wind fucking chimes
YouTube
let's see what we got
here we go
yeah cause somebody
fucking loves them so much
they put up a video
here we go
for all you cunts out there
here it is
I gotta admit
those are nice
this isn't fair
this guy's got
fuck
he's got the professional
grade level ones
these things look like
the exhaust on a
goddamn
oh that's giant
wind chimes
alright I just
learned something
I don't mind
giant wind chimes
oh here's one
here's one of these
little douchey ones
you get at a
fucking hardware store
it's typical YouTube
you just can't put
wind chimes
beautiful wind chime
is this the
cunty sounding one
there it is
you know what the
great thing is
is they're made
out of metal
so when you rip
them off
you have a
fucking blunt
object to beat
your neighbor
to death with
that's what you do
and then you dip
it in fucking
peroxide
a bleach
and you hook
it back up
again
let those A&E
cunts figure out
that murder
a man murdered
on his porch
you know somehow
they'd find
you know
a fucking
I don't know
an eighth of an inch
of his face
imprint on that
fucking wind chime
if you ever
have you ever
watched those
A&E things
how they catch
people
it's like
it's not even
fucking fair
you ever see
the one
as they take
another healthy
sweater
I got news for you
I'm having
another beer
this might be
the new thing
I might do
this shit
Thursday night
take a night
off from stand
up
tell my chick
to hit
the fucking
bricks
is there anything
better than
drinking in your
own goddamn
house
it just makes
you want to
start screaming
about the
shit you own
you know
I paid for
this shit
you hear that
old man
downstairs
I'm gonna get
louder and he's
gonna come up
here
that would be
the ultimate
podcast
you know the
thing about
old people is
you always have
to worry
that they are
a fucking
like they
fought in a
fucking war
because I
never had
I never have
so I have
total respect
for fucking
veterans
and the
fact that
they still
got it
in him
you know
that would
be insane
one night
if I actually
just totally
pissed him
off and he
really did
fight in the
Korean War
and he just
fucking threw
whatever that
fucking thing
is you throw
up when
you're gonna
climb up the
rope on the
side of the
building
you know
that fucking
land fish
hook thing
throws it up
there and
just climbs
up comes
over my
railing
as I'm
sitting here
doing this
podcast
half in the
bag
he's got a
kitchen knife
between his
teeth like a
fucking
pirate
what would
I do
I've probably
taken 12
karate classes
in my life
and they've
all been like
you know
six years
apart
fucking
guy coming
in
filet me
you know
I don't
fucking know
I just sat
back and I
just lost the
screen here
yeah so
whatever
wind chimes
are fucking
overrated
they really
are
but I gotta
tell you
if you get
the giant
ones
the giant
ones are
nice
listen to
the giant
ones
the giant
ones have
a nice
tone to
them
it's a little
deeper
I think I
figured it
out
come on man
you gotta admit
that's not bad
if you let go
of the anger
of your childhood
right
let go
your anger
for a second
see
sound of a
ship in the
background
ocean coming
up on the
beach
you ever get
to that point
right when
you're gonna
get relaxed
and let go
and then you
get so
fucking scared
you get right
back into the
anger
and then you
want to punch
somebody in
fucking yoga
pants
yeah