Name: Bill Burr - Bill O'Reilly on the View
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Bill O'Reilly on the View' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-10-18. Transcript available.

And I've actually been talking about this shit on stage, and I don't give a
fuck because it's such a topical bit.
I don't even know if people are going to think it's funny in a month.
But can we please talk about fucking Bill O'Reilly going on The View?
I got to tell you something right now.
I don't like that guy's politics.
I don't like his face.
He has that racist face.
You know, when he gets mad, his fucking face gets pointy.
He just looks evil.
He's just not a pleasant human being whatsoever.
But I got to tell you, he fucking destroyed On The View.
You know?
And somewhere in there was a victory for men because he took on four fucking
women.
They were all yelling.
And he got two of them to walk off their own fucking show.
How do you do that?
As a comedian, I was embarrassed that two stand-up comics just quit, which is
why I'm nominating Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg as douchebags of the week.
What did you think was going to – do you think he was going to go – no,
wait, don't leave.
That's exactly what the fuck he wanted you to do.
I was actually hoping at that point that the other two women were going to
leave and then he could just start hosting the O'Reilly Factor on The View.
That would have been – he just totally 100% dominated, at the very least,
that segment.
Because I don't watch that fucking show.
But he just came on – first of all, he sits down.
He's got on that shiny fucking Joe Pesci suit.
Joe Pesci suit.
It's difficult to say.
Joe Pesci suit.
And he's got his fucking legs spread like with his ball bag hanging, his shiny
ball bag.
He looked like – if you ever see like when Kennedy debated Nixon, how if you
listen to it on the radio, how everybody said Nixon won.
But if you watched it on TV, Nixon was all tanned up.
He had his legs crossed.
He looked like a winner.
And Nixon sat there with his fucking legs splayed and crossed like underneath
the chair.
He looked like a fucking moron.
That's what Bill O'Reilly looked like.
And he just – he still dominated.
I love when he turned to joy and was just whatever – I'm paraphrasing here.
But he was just like, be quiet and learn.
And she had nothing.
A fucking stand-up comic.
She had nothing.
The whole segment was fucking hilarious.
And when he goes – another gem of a moment was when he goes – you know, a
lot of people don't realize this.
But 70% of Americans don't want a mosque at ground zero.
And Joy goes – she goes, well, I'd like to see that poll or something like
– and as she's saying that, the crowd is applauding what Bill O'Reilly just
said.
So you really don't need to see – and getting beyond that, what he really
should have said was 70% of Americans don't realize that they're not building a
mosque at ground zero still, that they're actually making a rec room with a
ping pong table and an area to pray.
Kind of like they have an area to pray at every fucking airport.
You know, three, four blocks up the street at a goddamn coat factory is where
it's actually being built.
But the fact that he said that they're still building a mosque and that he got
an applause break.
Joy is so wrapped up into her own fucking opinion that she doesn't even hear
her own studio audience back up the guy that she's trying to shit on.
And the fact that this fucking guy is still putting out inaccurate information
that people are still backing – it just was fucking awesome on all of those
levels.
And I like how Barbara Walters was old school cool and she didn't walk off.
She gave those two douchebags of the week shit for walking off their own show.
And then she got them with a nice little classy zinger.
He said, Bill O'Reilly's on here this week.
When we come back, we're going to talk – or he's on the show today.
When we come back, he's going to talk about his new book called Pinheads and
Patriots.
And then she looked at Bill and she goes, at this point, I'm not sure which you
are or something like that.
It was a great little zinger, but she wasn't like judging the guy.
I don't know.
The whole thing was funny.
And just how Bill O'Reilly is viewed as this intolerant person.
And then he comes on the show of I guess mostly liberals and then they show
absolutely no tolerance for him and then throw a fucking temper tantrum and
walk off their own goddamn show.
I mean you can't tell me everybody over at Fox News wasn't literally jerking
off to that moment.
Bill O'Reilly almost became a fucking rock star in that moment.
That was like a stand-up comic moment that he did to two comedians, which blew
my mind.
You know, and I know I'm always trashing the broads on this show, but that
really was a chick way of handling losing an argument.
Like I'm just going to get up and storm out.
You're so used to people paying for your drinks and holding the goddamn door
for you.
You actually thought that as an adult that you were just going to walk off the
show and this was going to be this big moment and he was going to be like, oh,
wait a minute.
Let me stop.
Oh, I loved it.
He was like, go ahead and leave.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll take over your fucking show.
So anyways, there you go.
Douchebags of the week.
Joe Behar and Whoopi Goldberg for walking off your own fucking show with a
shiny suit.
Fucking I can't say he's a moron because he does know.
I mean, look, he's very read up.
On that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm too stupid.
This is why I wouldn't, this is right here, why I would never engage as much as
I disagree with his opinions.
I don't fucking pay attention to politics at all.
I don't.
I find it frustrating.
I find it to be just a rigged fucking guy.
I don't give a fuck.
You know?
And I, so I would never try to, as much as I disagree with Bill O'Reilly, I
would never go on his show and try to fucking one up the guy and think I'm
going to beat the guy in an argument about politics.
It's like he's paying attention to these politicians the way I give a fuck
about football.
I'm not going to, I'm not going to win that argument.
I mean, why don't I bring fucking Roy Jones Jr. over and start debating him
about boxing?
I don't know.
It's just, it was, it was fucking hilarious.
The whole thing was just, it was hilarious.
And big, big fucking victory for that fucking, I don't know.
I don't know, I was, I don't know, as a stand-up comic, you fucking, you just
tap out.
That was embarrassing.
Anyways, let's get on with the goddamn podcast for this week.
I kind of like that.
Do you guys like that format?
Just getting the douchebag of the week out of the way?
Right off the fucking bat.