Name: Bill Burr-Life Swap
Uploaded: 2010-11-16T19:53:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Life Swap' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-11-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Life Swap' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-11-16. Transcript available.

Two Yankee pitchers in 1973, I never heard of this, traded their wives and kids.
They just switched off families.
And this is the story, according to the Daily News, 1973.
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, March 5th.
Yankee pitcher, they're going by their last names here because I guess people
know who the fuck they were.
Kekich, K-E-K-I-C-H, and Maryland disclosed today that they had exchanged
families several months ago.
Peterson moving in with Susan Kekich and her two daughters, and Kekich moving
in with Marilyn Peterson and her two sons.
The pitchers, in separate talks, said they decided to reveal the arrangement
because too many people knew about it.
Evidently, everybody in baseball.
I mean, you can't really keep a story like that.
Quiet.
I guess all around the fucking spring training, everybody was talking about
this shit, so they finally just went public with it.
So, they thought it was time to clear the air.
And the 31-year-old Peterson confided that they hoped that you won't make
anything sorted out of this.
According to Kekich, I'm sure I'm saying that wrong.
Unless people know the full details, it could turn out to be a nasty type thing.
Don't say this was wife swapping because it wasn't.
We didn't swap wives.
We swapped lives.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Look at this guy fucking sprinkling a bunch of sugar over it.
I guess technically he is right.
Dude, how fucked up are their children?
Kekich, your dad just taps out.
Yeah, I'm out of here.
I don't want to be with your mom anymore.
And you know my best buddy who's always over here drinking beers?
Yeah, he's going to be your dad now.
He's going to be banging your mom.
When you hear that moaning, just know that's not me doing that work.
All right, kids?
And I'm out of here.
And I'm going to go fuck his wife and go raise his children.
Okay?
How does that sit with you?
Jesus Christ.
You want to talk about if they had daughters, you want to talk about the
easiest chicks to lose your fucking virginity to?
There you go right there.
There they are.
Line them up, fellas.
All right.
New Jersey, where the four have resided for four years, requires simply that
the parties prove separation for a year
in order to file for divorce.
It's a no-fault rule, meaning no grounds are required.
You know what's amazing about this fucking story is how, like, that you could
actually keep something like this quiet for a couple of months.
Because if you ever try to do any bullshit like this today, I mean, Jesus
Christ, three different 24-hour sports networks and ESPN alone, the Versus
Network.
I mean, then you got TMZ would jump on.
That was just TMZ late-night talk shows.
They got, like, 58 of them now.
Oh, my God.
It'll be over.
Manager Ralph Houck said it was a situation that he could live with, that it
would not rip apart his team, and that it still had its best chance of winning
a pennant since 1964.
I always liked Ralph Houck.
Fucking kept it positive.
Just for the record, they went 80-82, two games under 500.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus Christ.
How the fuck do you top that obscure stat?
Yeah.