Name: Bill Burr-Michael Vick and The New York Jets
Uploaded: 2010-11-23T16:34:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Michael Vick and The New York Jets' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-11-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr-Michael Vick and The New York Jets' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-11-23. Transcript available.

All right. Underrated. Michael Vick. Love him or hate him. He's the best QB in
the league right now. Classic, classic, classic. You see that right there?
There you go. This is what this is. That is the ESPN way of looking at football.
Did you watch Michael Vick last week against the hapless fucking Washington Redskins
and their awful defense? You would have thought Jesus Christ himself was
playing fucking quarterback. They would just, they could, they said, this is
one of the most amazing things I've ever, Michael Vick is, Michael Vick, and
Michael Vick, gee, one fucking game in the middle of November.
And this guy is suddenly, he suddenly catapults fucking Tom Brady, Peyton Manning
as far as like all their accomplishments, all the things that they've done. He
has like two to two or three good fucking games.
Right now, he is the best QB in the fucking league. Jesus fucking Christ. It's
just, it's just fucking unreal. I get it. He's the fastest fucking guy in the
NFL. You can't fucking tackle the guy. I get it. He's staying in the pocket now.
And he's actually doing what a quarterback is supposed to be doing. You know,
when the first guy isn't open, he doesn't take off and run anymore. He looks
for the second or third, third guy open. I get that shit. All right. And I'm
not saying like,
somebody asked me last week when he was doing what he did against the Redskins,
he said, do you think this makes Michael Vick the best quarterback in the
league? I said, look, if he does what he did tonight against the fucking Redskins,
like three weeks in a row, he becomes without a doubt, shoulder to shoulder
with the best QBs in the fucking league. Okay.
But you got to win in January. You got to lead your team in the fucking
playoffs or else it doesn't mean shit. I mean, yeah, it's amazing. The guy's
fucking, he's most athletic dude I have ever seen. He's got an unbelievable
army.
He has all the, I'll tell you this. He has all the fucking tools to become the
greatest fucking QB of all time. If, if, if he actually starts to play the
position where he stays in the pocket and does that without a fucking doubt.
But no, he's not the best QB in the fucking league right now. He's not, he's
the most fucking amazing to watch.
I don't know. This, this is, look at, this gets back to me when people think I
hate the fucking jets. This is what I hate. I hate people who get crowned King
before they take the fucking crown.
That's what I can't stand. That's why I went off on Peyton last week. That's
why I'm going off on the jets this year. You guys listen to this podcast for
three fucking years. I've made fun of the jets and that type of shit, but it
hasn't been like this year.
And the reason was, was because that hard knock shit talking that they did was
the most over the top disrespectful fucking thing I've seen.
And so God did fucking Rex Ryan. Yeah, we'll go undefeated in September. We're
going to kick the fuck out of them. We'll kick the shit out of those fucking
gay fucking guy.
And everybody's talking about how confident, confident the guy was. And I
called them out on it. And you know what? I was fucking right. I was right.
They weren't that fucking good and they still aren't that fucking good. They
are winning games at the last second. They lost their first fucking game.
They lost to the Ravens and they lost to the Packers. They've yet to play the
Colts, which they're not really that good this year, but they haven't played
the fucking Steelers.
They haven't blown anybody away other than the fucking Patriots with their
awful fucking defense.
So where do you get off talking all this shit? That's why I'm giving them shit.
Okay. I really don't give a fuck.
You know, I give a fuck this year if they win the Super Bowl, but I don't get,
I don't wish that fucking misery on Jets fan.
Do you really think I want you guys to go your whole lifetime and never win a
championship? I don't. I don't. All right.
But this year I don't want you to because you talked all that. You guys didn't
talk all that shit because Rex Ryan talked all that shit.
That's all this shit is about. All right. But other than that, I don't give a
fuck.
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