Name: The Beautiful Vocal Stylings of Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2010-12-19T09:11:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Beautiful Vocal Stylings of Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-12-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Beautiful Vocal Stylings of Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-12-19. Transcript available.

it's the holiday season dooby-dooby-doo because it's the holiday season dooby-dooby-doo
and you
stick it up you fucking cunt oh you better watch out you better not cry you
better not
pout i'm telling you why santa claus is coming to town oh you know dasher and
dancer and
franter and vixen carbon and cupid and donner and blitzen from san francisco i
left my balls in
san francisco isn't that how the song goes tony bennett comes out luck be a
lady tonight
um that's frank sinatra go fuck yourself there crooner fans
baby now it's too late but we really did try to make it something inside has
died and fucking kill
yourself you douchebag if you're going to san francisco james taylor i've seen
fire and i've seen rain my
fucking friend died in a plane crash and i always thought that i'd see you once
again some like it
hot something like it hot bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump and
then how it goes feel the heat
burning into the knife
the knife or the night whatever the fuck it is oh sherry that's steve perry
solo
i love fuck you that's steve perry solo we should have been gone yeah oh miami
we're fucking taking over sweet dreams are made of these hail to the victors
valiant hail to the victors
of these hail to the victors valiant hail to the victors valiant hail to the
victors valiant hail
i am still just a bill i'd rather have a bear and sit in my underwear than
fucking eat a steak and visit other countries
because well it's never gonna be better than being right here with my fucking
banjo and a bear and a tennis fit
i like bear and ice cream if you don't get the fuck out the country
don't punch babies and don't step on the american flag and if you do i'm gonna
punch you in the face
you're away from your house
desparado
you want to be with your shit
why don't you come to your senses
you've been out riding fences
so long now
i'm gonna rub my fingers through your long black hair
slam your fucking face off the fucking sink
we're on our way to the perfect place
the perfect place
that's another fucking song just popped in my head
what is that from
it's the perfect place
was that
that was like a hannah barbara cartoon
we're on our way to the perfect place
the perfect place
anyways
i'm sorry
this is like some
i have weird hangovers
sometimes i don't have a headache
i just
just music
pops into my head
some like it hot
some like it hot
um
Um, anyways, some white guy playing yoga blocks.
Does that sound Latino?