Name: Bill Burr - Divorcing A Woman
Uploaded: 2011-06-14T03:55:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Divorcing A Woman' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-06-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Divorcing A Woman' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-06-14. Transcript available.

All right. Dear Bill, I am from Kansas City and there is currently radio
commercials in which a law officer, a law, a law office offers their services
exclusively for women going through a divorce.
Of course they do. There's a ton of money involved there. They talk about how
they will review all of the husband's finances and ensure the woman will
receive the maximum amount the law will allow.
And then he writes in capital letters. What the fuck?
Are there any law offices that offer services exclusively for men?
I doubt it. If there were, I would imagine there would be a huge protest from
feminists all across the U.S.
I know you've addressed this hundreds of times over, but why is it OK to
completely fuck a man over?
This commercial insinuates the man is already in the wrong. This is absolute
bullshit.
Dude, you preach on. This guy is speaking the gospel here.
Anyways, wanted to share this with you as this is just another example of man
bashing commercials that just piss me off.
All right. Let's let's let's review this. Yeah.
OK. First of all, you can't get mad at the lawyers because they're just going
where the money is.
And. And. And as you as you as you say that, if it was the opposite way.
That there would be feminist groups protesting. All right.
That therein lies the fucking problem.
Until men actually get together and start protesting that type of shit, which I
would absolutely love to be a part of on any fucking level.
I would love to see that happen.
But we're guys. We don't do that shit.
Once we get you get punched in the face.
Yeah. Fuck you.
You get up and you walk away like you can't do that.
Like, yeah, there should be guys protesting it.
I think that would be fucking hilarious.
That's absolutely terrifying.
That's one of nine million reasons why I never got fucking married.
That is just un-fucking-believable.
You know, I'll tell you what kills me is most women who would watch that.
They always say the same thing when you like you'll say to them, can you
believe that shit?
When they always say that, say, yeah, that's right.
That's right. Yeah, that's what you get.
That's what you get.
Big, stupid face.
What the fuck have you ever done?
That's my whole thing with that.
It's just, I don't know.
You get married.
You just better pray to God it fucking works out.
As a guy, that's all you have.
And the amount of power, it's not a balanced relationship because of the way
that the divorce laws are.
It's the second, you know, it's like when you're single, you have an
unbelievable amount of power.
Even if you're in a relationship because she can't get to you legally.
That's it.
It's fucking over.
You have your shit and that's it.
And you're a guy and you can earn a fucking living.
That's it.
You don't have to worry about shit.
And the second you get married, you lose all power because at any point she can
just divorce you and fucking take you for everything you're worth.
Everything you work for, it's just, it's fucking over.
Look at Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods gave his wife a quarter of a billion dollars.
She was a nanny.
Fucking nanny worth nine figures.
For what?
He had a prenup where she was only going to get five million dollars.
Only five million dollars.
Who here wouldn't kill for five million dollars?
I'd quit my podcast for a fucking 200 grand.
You know, you find out your husband's some dog going around cheating or
whatever.
That's, that happens to women.
And the guy's a broke ass son of a bitch and they're left with nothing.
So it's not like women always make out.
But here's a situation where you find out your husband's a dog.
The marriage is over.
Oh, but I get five million dollars.
But that's not enough for the cunt.
Because she knows he has a billion.
And she wants to get as much of that as she can.
I swear to fucking God.
I can't do these topics because it makes you see red.
Because they're not entitled to it.
It's bullshit.
Alright?
If you marry the greatest golfer of a fucking generation.
Who's won 14 titles.
Okay?
And you haven't even won a game of tiddlywinks on a professional level.
You're not entitled to that money.
You're not.
You are legally.
But you're not.
You didn't fucking earn it.
You cunt.
Alright.
There you go, Bill.
Get to the core of the hatred.