Name: Bill Burr - Anal Sex Advice
Uploaded: 2011-06-14T03:58:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Anal Sex Advice' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-06-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Anal Sex Advice' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-06-14. Transcript available.

um anyways advice hey bill love the podcast most guys would probably write in
uh and how and ask how to get their girlfriend to do anal well i've got a
question that's a
little more practical um a girl that i'm seeing absolutely loves anal oh jesus
yeah that you know
something that that's disgusting all right i'm just gonna say that right off
the bat that it's
just fucking gross that's something that for some reason became a big thing in
porn for a while
and uh you know all i'm gonna say is this i'm gonna try to keep it clean here
uh you participate
in that act long enough you're gonna realize why at some point someday one time
you're gonna realize
why you should never stick your pp in there all right without getting gross
okay she insists on
it every time we have sex yeah the other day after we got back from a road trip
that involved
way too much gas station food up here we go here we go she was having an
abnormal amount of gas
all right i'm going to pause here and give you guys a chance to just kind of
walk away from your
little recording devices so you don't have to listen to the rest of this here
we go well she
eventually got up off the couch ran to the bathroom and yelled i just shit my
pants
she was really cool about it well jesus i mean i mean how cool can you be about
it other than just
being honest but she's concerned about the effects of constantly having things
shoved up her ass
yeah well she should be she just turned 30 and has only started doing anal on a
consistent
basis basis for the last few years
i was wondering if you could
why are you bringing my girl into this get her to invite some of her friends
over and then rambling
randomly ask her friends which ones do anals on a consistent basis and whether
or not they have problems
shitting themselves thanks for the help uh yeah she didn't i don't know she
didn't shit herself because
of the sex you're having she shit herself because you ate at a gas station i
think uh but i can't tell
you that i you know yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't know
you know i don't know but yes i don't want to tell you i don't know where to go
i'm not a doctor
uh i'm not into doing that to uh female and uh you know it's a uh it's a uh
very soft membrane in there
you're dealing with you're dealing with a bunch of issues there buddy bunch of
fucking issues there's
no reason to do it um what i would tell her is like yeah uh that's why you shit
yourself and so
you can get out of having to do that to her uh you don't want to do that to the
person you love
do you that's the mother of your kids someday uh
god yeah you know what when with that i think it's about time and this fucking
podcast