Name: Bill Burr - Email From A Broad
Uploaded: 2011-08-02T17:59:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Email From A Broad' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-08-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Email From A Broad' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-08-02. Transcript available.

Email from abroad, reason, okay, Bill, the reason women don't write in as much
to the
podcast is because men complain more.
This girl should have her own fucking radio show.
That's a great way to start it.
You're going to get a ton of emails, lady.
That was great.
We tolerate a lot of shit in this culture and only say something after we went
through
and store it up a bit.
Men just bitch when and where any minor annoyance occurs.
Isn't this fucking hilarious?
Like they look at us the exact same way that we look at them.
You know, she thinks that we have it easier.
She thinks that women have been through more.
That they only bitch when it counts and we bitch at fucking everything.
I'm telling you.
That's why, you ever notice that when people like, like when I imitate women,
you know,
I always just have that.
Like they talk like that.
And then you have, if you notice like when women talk about guys or their
boyfriend, they'd
be like, okay, I had the whole fucking day set up.
And then my boyfriend comes in.
He's like, oh, why don't we put the tables over here?
They always make that noise before we start talking.
Like we're the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
See that?
I'm starting to learn.
I think that we're both annoying to each other.
What do you think about that?
Am I going out on a limb there?
Um, anyways, Bill, the reason women probably got, what the fuck is that word?
Side led?
Saddled, you mean?
With nagging and complaining stereotype.
It's because after listening to a guy bitch about something for a while, women
chime in with
an opinion and the guy couldn't handle it and started whining.
This girl is hilarious unless she's serious.
Then she's a psycho like me.
All comedians do is whine.
Most of your material is about complaining about something and you're even
starting to get bored
with complaining about women and you whine about it.
This girl is great.
And you're, and about your parents being strict and making you eat leftovers
for breakfast.
Your mom made breakfast for you.
Your mommy made some breakfast for you.
Are you really giving me shit because my mom made me breakfast when I was six?
What were you making yourself a steak?
Um, in my house, the only breakfast you got was carnation instant breakfast.
Well, your mom sucked.
She was probably out blowing somebody.
Um, trying, trying powering yourself up for a day at school on that.
Still want to complain about your parents?
I wasn't complaining about my parents.
I was telling funny stories.
Stop superimposing your awful childhood on me.
And please tell me this was a special Sunday morning thing and not something
your mom did to you seven days a week.
Seven days a week, you say?
You cozy, smug cunt.
I hope I spelled everything correctly and it's breezy enough for you to read.
Wouldn't want you here.
You complain about how hard it is for you to read an email.
Ah, this girl's fucking awesome.
Love you and Nia is great.
Thanks for all you do.
Have a blessed day.
That was basically the female version of what I say.
So I really can't get mad at her.
Um, but you can't blame me for your awful fucking childhood.
All right?
That sounds like you had a brutal one.
Were you one of those latchkey kids?
I think everyone in the 70s was.
Um, carnation instant breakfast.
Wasn't that that chocolate flavored shit?
We used to have quick.
I thought that that was the shit.
"Did you never get a waffle?"