Name: Bill Burr - Pittsburgh Steelers Fans
Uploaded: 2011-11-01T14:52:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Pittsburgh Steelers Fans' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-11-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Pittsburgh Steelers Fans' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-11-01. Transcript available.

What a brutal beatdown. My Patriots got beaten. Congratulations to the
Pittsburgh Steelers.
I was in the air for most of that game. When I finally landed, I got to watch
the last little bit of it.
And everybody just said our secondary looked like shit, which they have kind of
all year.
But I have to admit, like, some days, sometimes it's just not your night.
And when I was watching the Patriots, like when they threw a pass and it was a
touchdown and the refs missed it.
And so it took them another three plays before they scored, you know, not
monumental, but it still killed like 40, 30, 40 critical fucking seconds, you
know.
And then we go to do an onside kick and we can't even execute that like twice.
Sometimes it's just not your night.
Or Palomalu slapped the ball forward. Great fucking play.
Not legal, but great fucking play. And the refs don't catch it somehow.
Just sometimes it's not your night.
And I got to tell you, you know, I don't know what's going on with the
Pittsburgh Steelers-New England Patriot rivalry,
but I think it's more than fucked up that the last three years in a row we've
played those cunts and it's always in Pittsburgh.
Was that basically the deal? You were going to keep it in Pittsburgh until they
finally beat us?
We're still 6-2 against you during the Brady era, but I know that must have
felt great to beat us.
You fucking bastards.
Why don't you guys grow a dick down there in Steel Town, you know, which it's
not even Steel Town anymore.
You bunch of pansies.
I've been there.
What are you guys, you all down there in your fucking cubicles looking at
spreadsheets?
That's what you're doing.
All the real tough guys who built those bridges, they're gone.
They're gone.
Not because they died.
They're disgusted with you updating your fucking goddamn Facebook status and
playing fantasy football.
You're a disgrace.
You know, drinking their beers in a hipster way.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
They used to drink that shit because that's all they could afford.
You know, they weren't drinking that in an ironic way.
Huh?
When was the last time anybody under the age of fucking 39 in Pittsburgh had
the balls to get up on a goddamn bridge and replace a couple of rivets?
Huh?
When was the last time?
When was the last time you pushed away from that fucking desk they bought at
Staples?
You know, you undid your tie.
You rolled up the cuffs on your fucking dockers.
You went out there and did a man's job.
When was the last time?
I want to know.
You know?
That's why Sidney Crosby is always flopping around on the ice bitching all the
time.
He learned that from you guys.
The under 39.
The under 39 years of age in Pittsburgh are an absolute fucking disgrace.
Those older guys are the shit.
The guys who put up those bridges.
Those guys whose reputation you're riding the fucking coattails on.
All you guys walking around like you built a battleship.
You didn't do that shit.
That's what they did in Pittsburgh.
They built battleships.
That's how badass they were.
They didn't do it out in the ocean like those pussies on the east coast and
down in San Diego.
They built them right on the Allegheny.
You know?
From day one, the fucking thing was touching the bottom of the river.
And you know what they did?
They fucking tied it to Mike Webster.
And he walked right down the fucking river until he came out to the Baltimore
Bay.
That's a true story.
That's what people in Pittsburgh used to do.
That's what they used to do.
Not now in their fucking luxury boxes.
You know?
Your new ice capade castle where the fucking penguins are playing at.
What's wrong with you, Pittsburgh?
Huh?
In your gay little baseball park where you can see the bridges and it looks
like the end of a Disney movie?
What happened to you guys?
People used to go to Pittsburgh and they were afraid.
You know?
What do you guys do now, huh?
Drink Pete's Wicked Ale?
What happened to you?
You know what's funny?
Somebody from Pittsburgh actually listened to this and got angry, which makes
me feel good because you beat my team this week.