Name: Bill Burr - Airborne Gonorrhea
Uploaded: 2012-10-15T22:12:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Airborne Gonorrhea' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2012-10-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Airborne Gonorrhea' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2012-10-15. Transcript available.

Hey, did you guys hear there's a new strand of gonorrhea out there?
This is a nice segue.
Airborne gonorrhea.
I really need an echo for that.
Airborne, born, born gonorrhea, rhea, rhea, rhea.
Airborne fucking gonorrhea.
Can you believe that shit?
Just when you thought it was safe to take your dick out, right?
Here comes airborne gonorrhea.
And we have evidently San Diego State University to thank for it.
All right.
So there's a mysterious case of this kid, right?
He's never gotten laid in his life.
He's kissed a couple of girls, but that's it.
And somehow he ends up with fucking gonorrhea.
So the doctors can't figure it out.
Let's pick it up here.
One question about any physical contact or possible mixing of fluids.
The dude responded, well, I did sort of brush up against this pretty girl's arm,
but I don't think she noticed.
So this kid, as far as they're explaining, is basically a virgin.
He said, after explaining his situation to the doctors at UCSD's student health
clinic,
research began examining the peculiar case.
This fucking egghead was the first guy to suspect a fucking thing, a new strand
of the disease.
Sometimes, well, here's what he says.
Sometimes when a bacterial disease is present in extremely high quantities
within a relatively small location.
Reed, San Diego State University campus, it can mutate, and in some cases
become airborne.
As it turns out, this was the case at San Diego State University.
And this virgin just happened to be the first victim.
That's how filthy these fucking kids are down there.
Jesus Christ.
They must be going to class barefoot.
Bunch of fucking animals down there.
Anyways, some chick who accompanied the virgin to San Diego State said,
yeah, it really sucks that the dude who drove us got gonorrhea.
I mean, he didn't even get any ass.
This is a woman saying this.
And still, now look at him.
That really blows.
Wow.
Well, there you go.
So there you go.
If anybody has a daughter and you're thinking about where not to send her,
I would not send her to San Diego State University.
Why?
Because of the curriculum?
Is that how you say it?
The curriculum?
The safety issues on campus?
No.
Well, what is the reason?
It's because of airborne, bored, bored, gonorrhea, rhea, rhea, rhea.
Airborne gonorrhea.
That is just fucking insane.
San Diego State gives you wings.
It gives gonorrhea rings.
They're like the fucking Red Bull of STDs.
That is fucking...
Shame on you, San Diego State University.
State University.
What are you guys doing down there?
I can tell you what you're not doing.
Good fucking Lord.
Get it...
You know what?
They're going to invent a new condom.
You know?
That just...
You're going to put it on like a fucking bathing suit.
And it's just going to cover everything.
It'll be like a Speedo condom.
You know, but it's...
But it's very flexible.
So you're still able to have some sort of sex.
It's just...
See this shit?
It's over.
This is nature, man.
Nature knows there's just too many of us.
And she's just...
I don't know what she's doing.
She needs to step up her game, though.
Because if you think fucking airborne gonorrhea is going to stop us...
I got news for you, lady.
I don't think it is.
Home of airborne gonorrhea.
Rhea, Rhea, Rhea.
Do you think they're going to put that in their fucking brochure?
You know, every college has to be number one in something.
Oh, my God.
Who's their big rival in football?
You guys got to make the airborne gonorrhea fucking T-shirts.
Show up with gas masks on.
For those dirty, filthy fucking students.
The fact that the fucking chick from the goddamn school is sitting there going...
And the sad thing, you didn't even get any ass.
Right there, that a fucking lady would talk like that.
Let you know why there's airborne gonorrhea.
Oh, you fucking skank.