Name: Bill Burr - Psychedelic Drugs (introspective drugs)
Uploaded: 2012-12-25T07:18:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Psychedelic Drugs (introspective drugs)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2012-12-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Psychedelic Drugs (introspective drugs)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2012-12-25. Transcript available.

All right.
Introspective drugs.
Hey, Bill, love the podcast, and I've gotten a lot of my friends to listen to
you in the last few months.
I'm a 49ers fan.
I love hearing Patriots fans bitch when they get beat.
Well, you don't hear that a lot, do you?
Huh?
Let me ask you a question.
Are you good at catching punts?
You want to play that game, sir?
Huh?
Haven't won anything in 20 fucking years?
How'd you like that Seattle beatdown?
You know what?
Here's my Pete Carroll impression for you.
How many times did you see this last night?
Woo!
That sounds too much like Ric Flair.
I got to get some NFL Films audio of what he sounds like when he does that.
Anyways, he goes, I know you hang out with Joe Rogan and a lot of famous L.A.
comedians,
and I'm curious if you ever are willing to get down with mushrooms or any kind
of psychedelic substance.
Get down with it.
Get down.
Rap, rap.
Not like today or next week, just any time in the rest of your life.
You seem like the kind of guy who would be balls out laughing, making everybody
else laugh with introspective insights.
Oh, there's no doubt I would have a great fucking time if I ever did it, but
that's really what scares me.
You know what I mean?
Like, when I listen to people who've done mushrooms, I listen to it.
It sounds fucking awesome.
It does, but, you know, there's a price that you pay when you do shit like that.
See, I like being ignorant.
You know what I mean?
Like, walking into nature sober is awesome to me because I don't know that if I
was on mushrooms that I would be enjoying a tree that much more.
The fact that I never did it, like, you know, like the first time you get high,
if you shoot up with heroin, like those guys chase that every fucking day, no
matter what they do.
See that Patriots game?
Wasn't that unbelievable?
Compared to what?
You know, once you've shot up, it's only so fucking enjoyable.
So drugs scare me because I know that I would really enjoy them.
And I've seen what they've done to a lot of people's lives.
And I'm not literally saying you end up on the street homeless.
I'm not talking about that extreme thing.
I'm just saying how I've seen a lot of people waste a lot of time and talent
and potential and all that type of stuff.
But I do not question why people do them at all.
You know, I would love to hallucinate, you know.
I'd love to talk to a sneaker.
Why wouldn't you?
Talk to everything else that can talk at this point.
I'm going to, you know, be a new experience.
But the problem is I just feel like I would love it.
And, you know, that's why I don't do it.
Anyways, there's a lot of comedians talk about weak topical shit, but it seems
like you have a deep vein of intelligence that a certain audience hones in on.
Oh, I get it.
I see what you're buttering me up.
You want to do mushrooms with me.
So this is what you're treating me like an 18-year-old incoming freshman.
You know, you're the most beautiful girl here.
You're not like the others.
No, dude, I'm not saying I never would, but like I just I'm not going.
I know myself too well.
The shit I do with alcohol, isn't that enough?
Enough of a fucking sign.
Yeah.