Name: Bill Burr - Custody Issue In Norway
Uploaded: 2013-03-26T12:54:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Custody Issue In Norway' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-03-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Custody Issue In Norway' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-03-26. Transcript available.

custody issue in norway bill i'm a guy from norway 23 years old and have two
children
oh yeah they already five foot ten everybody over there is like fucking six
nine um excuse
my writing if it's wrong no it's not dude your your writing is incredible you're
writing in a
second language and i'm willing to guess that you probably know a little swedish
and i know that you
guys and uh you guys can come no i think norwegian was the different a
different one i think norway
and denmark they can understand each other and then norway it gets a little
funky but whatever
i'm sure if you you're already bilingual you're probably trilingual so um i'm
amazed at that so
here we go i'm not writing into any fucking norwegian podcast in norwegian okay
you win sir
all right my problem is that my ex has jesus christ dude you have lived a life
23 two kids my ex-wife
um my problem is my ex has my two children away from me we had an agreement
that we would have
them 50 50 oral agreement oh jesus christ after a little while i lost my job
because the company
had a rough time with the economy now wait a minute i thought your guys economy
was great over there
because you had all the oil anyways he goes so they had to cut some cunts out
from the firm
so now i live on the money that i get from welfare until i get a new job tough
tough marked in norway
now too many immigrants taking our jobs yeah you know where the immigrants are
the swedes
look at me i'm i'm fucking well traveled i know what goes on in the world i got
something to add
anyways my income is a little bit lower than it was before and now i'm
struggling paying our debt
from the time from the time we live together as a result of that she says i can't
see my children
before i can pay my debt oh my god what a fucking cunt
wow dude you know something that that detail right there i see why you got a
divorce first of all
congratulations for getting away from that woman just kicking you when you're
down
you know or maybe she's bitter from the divorce but good lord anyways he says
to me she's punishing
the children by not letting them see their father because i lost my job don't
you agree
absolutely absolutely that is 100 fucking selfish she's using the children as
punishment and reward
like they're like they're cookies they're human beings and they need to see
their dad and you know
i imagine at 23 i'm willing to bet that they're still pretty young so they're
at a critical point of
their psychological development where they need they need a father there as
long as a mother
jesus where the fuck did i pull that one from you think i had kids um anyways
he says this has nothing
to do with the children whatsoever this is a problem between her and me but
that's not the worst part
this fucking lady is now claiming child support she takes the children away
from me although i am fully
capable of having them i give them shelter food clothes you name it but still
she takes them away and
fucking claims child support for me because i have problems paying out some
debt uh we had when we were
still together how in the world can i pay child support when i have a hard time
paying our debt
you see she's trying to rob me for my money and takes my children too fucking cunt
absolutely
so i've talked to my lawyer and i'm fucking going to court for this shit
you can try as much as you want to break me but and fuck me up but don't ever
take my kids
don't ever fuck with my kids all right i like this i like this he's going it
sounds like the
beginning of a stallone movie you're a good man and you've been wronged but
instead of the movies
you can't take it in your own hands you got to get a lawyer all right um would
love it if you could
read this in the podcast everybody can hear it more things need to come come
out in the media about
this absolutely love your podcast please come to norway soon and have some
shows uh absolutely i was
actually talking to uh the people over um i've been talking to some people over
there trying to
put together some shows um it's been a little over a year since i've been there
so i got a whole new
hour of stuff and um i absolutely love going over there and this time when i go
over i think uh
maybe i'm gonna stop in switzerland or france or italy or something like that
maybe spain
on the way back you know have a great fucking time but yeah now more more needs
to come out about this
like
look i understand that she's upset maybe she feels like you didn't hold up your
end of the bargain
because you you can't pay what you were paying and she finally just said fuck
this but
you know the lesson here is you have to get stuff in writing if you don't get
it in writing you're
you're going to end up in the situation you're in you probably still would end
up going to court
anyways but at least you'd have some a piece of paper that could uh back up
your your verbal agreement
so uh good luck to you sir i'm sorry you're going through that and um
i don't know is there any way to sit down with her and just like just say
listen i understand that
you're upset with me i understand you know that me getting laid off is hurting
us financially but
like we can't you know we can't use the kids we have to do what's best for the
kids and it's not
good for them to not see their mother or their father jesus christ hell hath no
fury