Name: The Beautiful Vocal Stylings of Bill Burr Part 2
Uploaded: 2013-04-01T09:24:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Beautiful Vocal Stylings of Bill Burr Part 2' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-04-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Beautiful Vocal Stylings of Bill Burr Part 2' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-04-01. Transcript available.

it's the monday morning podcast you know i'm a dreamer my heart is go i had to
run away high mca
i like american puppies you don't like it we're gonna put a boot in your ass i
can tell when i
holds you that you've never been this far before
you know this song
ah shut the fuck up you fucking douche with a ukulele
don't run out i'll be giving it my best this or nothing's gonna stop me but you're
fine too
yeah i wear it fucking sandals and no one gives a shit
i'm yours i'm yours
i'm yours
baby if you ever wondered
wonder whatever became of me
i'm telling jokes at a fucking mall
a fucking strip mall in cincinnati
there's a girl i know where the hipsters go
called cunty
but do do twist twist
that's gotta be
the greatest set of hairy tits i've seen
ba da ba ba ba do boop
hey bill
read my fucking letter
lady
lady you have left this state and i am all alone now and i'm remembering what
it was like to
be a single man
luck be a lady
tonight
put on a condom that's right
and even afterwards you jump in the shower and wash your crotch real good
you should have just had her blow ya
are you fucking nuts
why'd you go inside
who fucking knows what's in that fucking cooch
come and knock at my door
let's wait for you
where the kisses
where the kisses are hers and hers and his
three scopity too
be doop be doop boop
bum ba dee da bum ba dee da
oh can i do
we have homeless people too
and a bunch of drug addicts
and i saw a story about a random stabbing
i don't fucking know why michael moore makes that place seem so fucking nice
i know the rest of the song go
it's from far and wide oh canada
it looks like idaho
go
fuck yourselves
you're not as happy as that fat bearded cunt says you are
the only difference between your place and fucking boise idaho is you know what
a dasher is
ya ya da da go fuck yourself and a maple leaf
have olly jolly christmas oh it's the best time of the year everybody is pretty
cool except for that douchey sister married crazy broad broke my hat
rip me in the eyes
this routine of demise
they call me the big pretender
come fly with me you red face fucking cunt
four hungry children
crop in the field
i've had some bad time
there's a new girl in town and she's feeling good
could it be
the most perfect roommate in the world
you're the reason that god made a whore
make a list
check it twice
so you don't fuck some whore who's got the pussy lice
ba da boo ba be dee ba boop
and so this is christmas
and what have you done
today's tom sawyer's the mean mean guy
dum dum dum dum boop boop
oh denny boy the lights are calling
oh denny boy the lights are
you didn't want to do it
you made me film you
i didn't want to do it
one whiskey one scotch and one beer
one bourbon one scotch one beer
boop-a-da-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-do-do-right
they spouting down loaded up and trucking
we gonna do what they say can't be done
we're gonna get some hookers at the next truck stop
we ain't gonna wear condoms and shoot some drugs
and we'll all get fucking aids and pass it all around
it's your birthday you fucking cunt
another year's gone by
you're still sitting there in that fucking place you don't wanna be
so eat some cake blow out the candles but not in that order or else you will
burn your fucking mouth
the summer wind it came blowing in from across the sea
and every night will be exciting and new
come aboard
i'm expecting you
so ride my
single fucking goddamn cuck
july 4th 2011 my country
tears of the
sweet land of it
this old house is fucking old this old house has old wiring this old house has
fucked up plumbing and billy's gotta pay for it
and i got a big fat truck and every time i back it in i start saying god damn
and
fuck i'm a teenage frankenstein
love will find a way to give it time
love will find a way just give it time
love will find a way just give it time
love will find a way just keep it in love with my libido a mosquito look at the
windshield is that a mosquito
yeah
yeah
nobody's food
nobody's food
nobody's food
i'm no food
they're out to get me
so you can suck me
take that one to heart
winchester cathedral bo doo doo doo doo doo doo yeah bringing me down you could
have done something my baby left town wep ba de pep going crazy from the heat
he will rock you and he will roll you
when i was just a little boy
something about a swamp
even though we're all from sacramento the shit don't make no sense
she was working in a fucking diner and i walked in with my hat
she said something else and i said can i fucking say it
and i went down in the fucking road
sandba da ba ba ba boo
tangled up in blue
then i met a fucking girl named susan
born inside of the road
she bent down tied my shoes and i blew up fucking low
she wiped it off and looked at me
said why did you fucking do that
tangled up in blue
ba ba ba ba doo
all the world which are the mine
all the world are the mine
we aren't the world
you're not our responsibility
i'm sorry you don't have an apple tree
so go fuck yourself
there's too many people
taking shits every day
and it's fucking up the world
for me and you
it's the monday morning podcast