Name: Bill Burr - Last Words
Uploaded: 2013-04-23T17:43:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Last Words' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-04-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Last Words' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-04-23. Transcript available.

All right, there's some website, the 11 most badass words ever uttered.
I hate when I do this to you guys, when I just start surfing the fucking net.
All right.
Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard.
I could kill 10 men while you're fooling around.
I don't know.
Well, you know, it kind of helps if you have the context.
Oh, was that when they went to kill him?
Everyone hopes to leave a legacy to be remembered after our passing.
Some people try to pull off immortality with a lifetime of achievement and
noble acts.
But why piss away all that energy when you can simply spout one badass quote
before you take a dirt nap and live on through eternity?
Known as a guy who needed a second casket for his balls.
The last words of Carl Panzram when they were.
He said, hurry up, you Hoosier bastard.
I could kill 10 men while you're fooling around.
A Hoosier summary from Indiana.
Carl Panzram did make an interesting point about the mire of bureaucracy versus
individual enterprise.
If you guys are executing.
Oh, but yeah, basically thought they were taking too long.
Wow, this is great, man.
This is all people's last words.
Last words of chief sitting bull.
I'm not going.
Do with me what you like.
I'm not going.
Then exclamation point.
Come on, come on.
Take action.
Let's go.
I guess that was back.
You want to fucking do this?
Let's do this.
That was that's how they said it in the eighteen hundreds.
And he's also speaking a second language.
That's how much balls he had.
He still sounded tough in another language.
Another guy before he got hanged.
The last words of George Engel, union activist and founder of the Socialist
Labor Party.
He's standing with the fucking rope around his neck.
He said, hooray for anarchy.
This is the happiest moment of my life.
All right.
I got to read them all now.
Just when you thought you had a fucking pan.
Here we go.
Gills Corey.
Last words of a farmer accused of being a witch while being crushed with stones.
He said more weight.
James French, convicted murderer.
Putting the death in the electric chair.
Oh, his name is James French.
He goes, hey, fellas, how about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper?
French fries.
I'm sorry.
I'm enjoying this.
I hope you are, too.
Last words of the hipster hero.
How do you say his name?
Jay Guevara.
The one that everybody has on the T-shirt.
I don't know what he did.
He was friends with fucking the bearded bastard down there.
And then all of a sudden he went down.
He was going to play baseball.
All those Cuban rebels.
At some point, they were going to play baseball.
They fucking love the game.
I believe.
What's his face?
Castro pitched in the Farm League of the Colt 45.
All right.
This is what this was.
Che Guevara.
His last words were, I know you're going to kill me.
Shoot.
You're only going to kill a man.
Jesus.
I hope that they don't have.
If I'm going out like that, they better not have my last words because I'm
going to sound
like the biggest pussy ever.
Come on.
Don't do it.
I'm sorry.
You know, just thinking of those.
What's his face?
I can't remember anybody's fucking names.
I got to get this one right.
I got to get this name right or I can't do this.
Ah, fucking.
Ah, just.
I'm a moron.
Let's go back to the podcast.
I was thinking of.
Who's the guy who plays MacGruber?
Will.
There's too many wills.
Will Ferrell.
Will Arnett.
It's not that.
It's fucking.
I'm the worst.
How he would always do that thing.
When he would get into a jam and just be like, I will suck your dick.
I would have some awful fucking quote like that.
I would.
I don't want to die.
Don't kill me.
Please do not kill me.