Name: Bill Burr - Alex Rodriguez
Uploaded: 2013-08-20T14:34:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Alex Rodriguez' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-08-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Alex Rodriguez' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-08-20. Transcript available.

Oh, you know what I didn't finish last week was I started to say I was actually
rooting for A-Rod and people mentioned that I forgot to say why.
I don't know why.
It was something about everybody booing him that just made me just, just the
level with which people were booing the guy.
You know, and I'm a complete, look, this is how I look at it.
I can't judge the dude.
The only way you could boo him like that is if you lived a perfect life.
All right.
All that money on the fucking table.
Come on, complete piece of shit like me.
You think I'm not going to fucking do some roids to hang in the game?
Do you think if they made a steroid that allowed you to read advertising
smoothly that I wouldn't be on the juice right now just so I could stay in the
podcasting league for another couple of years or two for the kids?
I don't have to feed.
Um, there's, I, you know what it is?
I don't like how people, they, uh, I don't think it's fair that they look at
like entertainers and athletes the way they do and start saying, this is what's
wrong with this country.
They're still going down like that.
And then they just fucking let bankers go.
If they, if they gave just as much shit, more shit to bankers and then they
came on athletes and entertainers like that, I'd be like, all right, that makes
sense.
That makes sense to me.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go, I'm going to fucking start my own trading cards rather than
tops like baseball or football cards.
I'm going to start mine.
It's going to be banker cards.
So everybody knows what they look like and their fucking stats will be on the
back, all the horrific shit that they did.
And I don't know, maybe they'd get booed when they're on the way to their
lobster fucking encrusted lunch.
Wouldn't that be nice every once in a while?
So there you have it.
For some stupid reason, I'm rooting for A-Rod.
I want them to hit them a bunch of fucking home runs.
And, uh, I don't know what after that.
Just because everybody, if only a few people booed them, I'd still be against
them.
But the fact that everybody was just fucking trashing them.
A couple of people had sides.
But, uh, some moron said the other day, you know, let's go to all these PDs,
really.
Puts that Pete Rose thing in perspective.
No, no, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
Gambling is the worst fucking thing you can do.
It's worse than PEDs.
It's worse than an individual cheating.
All right?
You're talking about, when you start gambling, you're talking about throwing
the game.
Then it becomes wrestling.
All right?
And I'm not saying that on a certain level that you're up in the ante with the
PEDs.
You definitely are.
But gambling is the worst.
The outcome of the game cannot be decided before the fucking game starts.
You can't have people doing that shit.
All right?
You want to take some go-go juice and maybe change the outcome?
I think that's half as bad.
Why is my voice...
You know what?
I was in a bar last night screaming over music.
It's not as bad.
And for everybody who's going to send me a fucking email about it at Bill at
the MMPodcast.com,
I'm telling you right now, I'm closed off to your opinions.
You can try and sway me.
But I don't want to fucking hear it.
Gambling on baseball, it's the worst thing you can do.
That's why they have it over everything.
When you walk down the tunnel, that's what they have.
Oh, by the way, don't go out there and throw the game.
This isn't wrestling.
All right?
Put on your Aqua Velva.
Go out there and try.