Name: Bill Burr&Nia - Advice: Atheist In Love With Christian Fundamentalist
Uploaded: 2013-10-01T14:20:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr&Nia - Advice: Atheist In Love With Christian Fundamentalist' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr&Nia - Advice: Atheist In Love With Christian Fundamentalist' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-01. Transcript available.

uh advice for an atheist in love with christian fundamentalists oh i love it
um as an atheist dating a christian fundamentalist jesus christ you thought
opposites attract over here nini uh complete with a purity ring and anal retentive
folks
how funny is it to have purity ring and anal that quickly wait i cannot say it
initially
i cannot say it initially seemed promising even cons even considered living uh
leaving
the worst i'm the worst an illiterate jackass i know but you know what this
does this gives
this gives my listeners hope i really hope everybody listens who just thinks
that this
fucking moron can play the chicago theater i i can't fucking do it too um as i
throw each one
of you a kiss it was funny when i was trying to sing you that song and i said
as i blow each
one of you i was gonna say blow each one of you kiss and he pauses as i blow
each one of you and you
look at me like what the fuck are you singing this is my kind of email all
right um but this this girl
is really is she's really something else um you know this is probably the sexist
in me that i initially thought that it was a guy with the purity ring
and i as a christian fundamentalist with the purity ring as a guy for some
reason i think that that's creepier than a woman actually if she has a purity
ring like i think that that's not as creepy
she's why because as a guy you know when you fall in love with a woman you want
one that's been just on the least and that's really
what it comes down to i don't want somebody else's fuck sweat on her chest
chest cavity
you know i'm just not yeah we're very visual animals okay um
there goes the a game right out the fucking window all right but this girl is
really something else
short of sex she pushes boundaries she demands that she pay for half of our
dates
works her ass off to in a year of knowing her she is never freaked out and the
crazy thing
um i can basically go mia for two weeks and it's like nothing happened
everything just continues
because she's banging somebody else i am actually thinking long term at this
point not marriage i am 21
god damn it and i wonder if this is if it's if this is worth dealing with the
drawbacks of religious
pressure pressures and no sex for me the latter is a pain because i actually
cannot masturbate
just doesn't do it for me which well so what are you doing during those two
weeks when you disappear
you're going to fucking he's going to fuck town there i cannot promise i will
take your advice
but i will give it some weight well then go fuck yourself go fuck i'm gonna sit
there wasting my time
can we read the next question yeah moving on