Name: Bill Burr - Email: Dethroning The Bankers
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Email: Dethroning The Bankers' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-02-17. Transcript available.

Dethroning the bankers.
Dear Bill, I know how much you hate the banker cunts and was wondering if you
ever considered getting into Bitcoin.
The decentralized nature of the currency creates no need for central banks
controlling everything.
I'd suggest creating a Bitcoin wallet and playing around with a small amount of
Bitcoin to learn how the system works.
It's the most exciting thing in technology and finance since the invention of
the Internet.
Love the podcast.
Thanks.
Go fuck yourself.
And he's nice enough to leave the Wikipedia definition.
Either that or Andrew Themelis let me know what this is.
Bitcoin is a peer-to-peer payment system and digital currency introduced as
open source software in 2009 by pseudonymus developer Satoshi Nakamoto.
Do Japanese people got the best fucking names?
Satoshi Nakamoto.
It's a fucking killer name.
Bill Burr.
Satoshi Nakamoto.
Nakamoto.
Nakamoto.
Satoshi Nakamoto.
How would you say that if he scored a goal?
I can't do it.
Let me just continue here.
ADD.
It's a wonderful thing.
It's cryptocurrency.
So-called because it uses crypto cryptography.
Oh, Jesus.
To control the creation and transfer of money.
Conventionally, Bitcoin capitalized refers to the technology and network,
whereas lowercase bitcoins refers to the currency itself.
Yeah, well, the big problem with this is it's created by human beings.
I don't think that bankers are necessarily evil.
I just think that they have – or more evil than I am.
They just – they're in a position to absolutely devastate everyone walking
the planet.
International bankers have that ability.
But I really think that the more – I don't know.
The more I read up on it and stuff, it's just a bunch of greedy cunts.
And like somebody is saying right now, the big conspiracy is that they're going
to try to bankrupt all currencies to eliminate all wealth on the planet and
then come back with the new currency.
And, well, I know that they're not going to eliminate their own wealth.
So they're going to make everybody on the planet broke except for them, and
they're going to survive?
Now, maybe they can do it, but how do you pull that off?
That seems like that would have a very finite life before people were just like,
all right, I don't know about you guys, but there's like nine people left in
the world that can afford a three-piece suit, and it's not any one of us $7
billion.
What do you say we go over there and beat them with their pocket watches?
Eventually, wouldn't that happen?
I don't know.
Yeah, I would just like to go back to just open bartering, just trading shit.
Hey, I'll give you this shirt for that sandwich.
I got plenty of shirts.
Fuck.
Going hungry again.
But look at my waistline.
They look awesome.
All right.
I'll read up on it, sir.
I'll look up on it.
I'll look up on it.
I'll read up on it, and I'll look it up.
How about that?
I'll do both of those things.
I'll look it up, and then I'll read up on it.
A lot of up going on there.
All right.
Donation Currency.
Hey, Bill, long-time listener.
Love the show.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Let's get right to the point.
The person wrote blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, before you think I'm being
arrogant.
Let's get right to the point.
You should think about adding another way of donating on your website, bitcoins.
Why is that?
You have fans in places so fucking strange that you don't even know where it is
on the goddamn globe.
Go fuck yourself.
I know where most places are on the globe, and I know their capitals.
At least I used to.
It's in my head somewhere.
They use different currency, which might be a problem.
Bitcoin is providing an easy way to – is this a commercial?
An easy way to transfer wealth.
Use it, and welcome to the 21st century.
By the way, I'm from Poland.
It's really cold in here.
It's a second language.
All right.
I would think that if whoever starts Bitcoin, if they don't get murdered in the
next calendar year, then it's just started by the bankers.
Or they're just going to buy it up.
They'll sell out, right?
I don't know.
I'm not going to fucking start using a new currency.
All right?
I saw what happened with the euro.
I'm going to go with Bitcoin that started by some fucking hippie Japanese guy.
Or even worse, a businessman Japanese guy.
Jesus Christ.
You can't tell me they're not still upset by the two-piece we gave them back in
the 40s.