Name: Bill Burr - Fast N' Loud / Gas Monkey Garage
Uploaded: 2014-06-03T12:18:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Fast N' Loud / Gas Monkey Garage' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-06-03. Transcript available.

Oh, I almost forgot to thank everybody who came out to the improv in Arlington,
Texas this week.
I had a great time performing for you guys, getting ready to do my stand-up
special June 20th at the Tabernacle Theater in Atlanta.
Tickets are on sale right now.
Both shows looking like they're going to sell out, so I want to thank everybody
that spent your hard-earned cash to watch me go dance around and tell my jokes
on the 20th.
I'm really looking forward to it, and I had a great time in Dallas, as always.
Big fan of Texas, and most of you who listen to my podcast know that I am a
huge fan of the Discovery Channel show Fast and Loud, the Gas Monkey Garage
guys.
So I'm like, I got to go over there.
I got to go check this place out.
And I went over to their garage.
They got a gift shop over there with all these T-shirts and stuff.
And, you know, fortunately enough, the owner, Richard, was nice enough.
He was out of town.
He had a few people over there take me around, and I just had a great time.
I saw all the cars.
It was ridiculous.
I came walking in the back, total fucking fanboy, right?
Actually nervous as I'm walking in there.
I'm such a fan of the fucking show, right?
And I come walking in the back.
And then there's, like, all these guys that I've seen on the show.
And long story fucking short, long story short, I got to, you know, I got to
see all these cars, some of the cars that they're working on upcoming episodes.
I'm not going to ruin anything that's coming up.
But they're working on some of the coolest cars that they've had since the
beginning of the episode.
And then as I'm walking out in the parking lot and there's Casey's, that Army
Green F100 that he has, Frankenstein or whatever they call it.
A lot of you guys who are fans of the show, watch them, you know, redo that
truck.
And I guess since they did it, he put an even faster engine in it.
Long story short, the guy over there, Jason, who was giving me the tour, who
was really nice to me the whole weekend.
He goes, hey, you want Casey to give you a ride in that truck?
And I'm like, man, I don't want to bug the guy.
Of course I do, but I don't want to bug the guy.
I don't want to be some fucking jerk off.
I already met the guy. He didn't know who the fuck I was, right?
So it's not like I could be like, hey, I'll give you one of my fucking stupid
stand-up DVs.
I had nothing. I was just another jackass walking in there.
So he was cool as hell. He goes, yeah, I'll give you a ride.
So we start driving around the block in the truck.
He's talking to me about the truck and all that type of shit.
And we get on this straight away, right?
Thank God they didn't film this.
They wanted to film it, but they didn't have any batteries in their camera.
They want to stick one on the windshield.
Dude, it was the fastest fucking thing I've ever been in.
He just lets out the clutch and it's just...
We start flying down the street.
I can literally feel the back end just ever so subtly going left to right
because there's no weight in the back.
And I felt like I was in a drag racer.
And I was trying so hard to not freak out and not be a pussy.
But I'm not going to lie to you.
I put my foot up on the fucking dashboard because there was no seatbelts.
And I'm feeling this thing skating in the back.
So we just go down the street.
My fucking face is contouring.
And then he slows down.
And I just go, Jesus fucking Christ.
What are you trying to give me, a heart attack?
And he just, you know, his deadpan humor just sort of laughs.
And he goes, yeah, that was second gear.
Second gear.
We're going like 70 miles an hour down this little ass fucking road.
Cars parked on both sides.
It literally took me about four hours to come down from probably the three
seconds that we were driving that fast.
But I got to do that.
How cool is that?
How cool are the people at Gas Monkey that they actually took time out of
their day to let me do that?
Huge fan of the show.
I went over to their bar.
They got their own restaurant over there.
It's like the number two live place to play music now in Texas already or in
Dallas.
They just passed House of Blues.
They're fucking crushing it over there.
So I don't know.
If you get a chance, I, man, I asked all kinds of geeky fan questions to him.
I'm trying to remember some that won't ruin any episodes.
They get like 400 emails a day because I asked him like, how do you guys find,
how do you find all these fucking cars?
I know Richard's always saying, I'm going to go on the interweb and blah,
blah, blah.
They get 400 emails a day of people with these cars that they want to sell.
Either they don't want to handle them or the person who owned them passed away.
And, um, man, you should see, I, I got to shut up because I don't want to ruin
any of it.
So thank you to Richard Rawlings for, uh, hooking me up over there.
Casey for giving me the ride and, uh, Jason, um, and his lovely wife, Linda,
giving me the tour and everything.
I just had a great, great time and I can't wait for the next season.
So, uh, if you don't watch it fast and loud on discovery, look at that.
That was like a fucking 20 minute commercial for him.