Name: Bill Burr - Amazon Music And Your Personal Information
Uploaded: 2014-08-11T19:28:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Amazon Music And Your Personal Information' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-08-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Amazon Music And Your Personal Information' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-08-11. Transcript available.

I actually last week said underrated, and I said it was Amazon's fucking iTunes
thing that they have.
And these cunts, I just want the music.
And now they're trying to set up this cloud thing for me.
It's just like, welcome to Amazon Music.
Here's a few tips to get you started.
Please don't exit the app while we load your library.
And then they got this little circle thing with that fucking cloud.
Switch between your cloud and your computer libraries.
Go fuck yourself.
Why do you have to have my music?
This is what I don't like about all this fucking computer shit.
I just can't walk in and buy something and leave.
They got to take a piece of me.
They got to figure out what's he into.
What's he doing, man?
They're like some psycho chick.
You bang her one fucking time and she's got to fucking at least get a t-shirt
out of it, you know?
Why does my music have to live on your site?
I hate that fucking word.
They're just, they're trying to hang on to you to just keep getting more
fucking money.
They're like, they're like leeches.
I'm just going to go back to buying records.
I swear to God.
You know, the only thing I do like about, you know, the iPod and the iPhone is
that you can listen to all that music while you fucking walk around or you're
in the car.
That's tremendous that you can actually do that.
But, um, other than that, the fucking trade-off.
These fucking assholes.
I hate when I, like, I even go into stores now and I'm just like, yeah, I'm
just paying cash.
I'm just paying cash.
And they still scan something.
They always scan something.
Oh, you want to make sure you get the discount.
It's like, let me get this straight.
You just went out of your way to, to have your company make less money and they're
okay with that?
There's no fucking way that's all that is.
That is somehow trying to collect data.
At the very least, the fact that I paid cash, they're at least doing some sort
of moving, like, inventory of their shit.
But if I use, like, what I hate is they go, hey, you got a little savey-save
fucking card?
And I go, no, I don't.
And I don't want you, don't scan anything.
I'll swipe my card and then they fucking, they scan something.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Why did you just do that?
Oh, I'm trying to tell you my, you put me in the system.
I just want to get my fucking toothpaste and leave.
What are you, then watch me from a fucking satellite?
He switched brands of toothpaste.
What does that mean?
How can we get more money out of him?
He's fucking assholes.
I swear to God.
They've done that to me at the pharmacy, like, two times.
And as you can see, it's driving me up the fucking wall.
The only thing that drives me even more up the wall is the people that don't,
that are so fucking dumb, they don't care.
I mean, why do I give a fuck?
It's like they're making money off of you.
They're taking your private information.
And then what they do with that is they then sell it.
They share it with other businesses as they build a file on you.
Shouldn't your private information or information on you, okay, maybe because
you bought it in the store, it's not private, but, like, shouldn't you get a
cut of that?
They're setting up this behind the music thing where they're going to own the
rights to everything that you fucking do and what, shouldn't you get a cut of,
like, hey, you know, we shared this information or what kind of toothpaste you
like with fucking Arm and Hammer over here.
And they gave us, you know, they gave us, you know, eight bucks for that.
Good, well, give me two bucks.
Because if I didn't walk into your fucking store, you got nothing to sell
unless I walk into your store.
I'm bringing something of value and I would like my fucking $2.
At least pay me.
It's the principle of the thing.
All right, speaking of downloads, I was talking last week about that Aretha
Franklin.
I want to try to download her early albums, like, complete albums because, you
know, because she's Aretha.
And all they do is just play her fucking, her greatest hits.
You know what I mean?
They don't have shit like this, you know?
This one, listen to this shit.
Come on, where was that song?
They always play Respect, You Better Think.
They never play this song, you know?
I want to be free.
To fly away.
Come on.
And sing.
To the world.
She's the shit.
And I was thinking, you know, iTunes didn't have it.
I can go over to Amazon.
This is the more mom and pop place.
How fucking dumb am I?
You know, I just realized I'm bitching about this thing and I actually have a
banner of them on my site.
I'm in bed with these whores.
Oh, Jesus.
You know what that is?
That's hypocritical behavior, or am I just that stupid?
We'll let you decide.