Name: Bill Burr - Jason Lawhead Bringing Up Bill
Uploaded: 2014-10-07T01:43:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Jason Lawhead Bringing Up Bill' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-10-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Jason Lawhead Bringing Up Bill' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-10-07. Transcript available.

all right so let's just get to the show so i go over to uh davie symphony hall
beautiful venue
bunch of people showed up and uh so before i i go out on stage or whatever
before we're starting
the show jason lawhead goes hey bill he's like uh what do you want me to say
about you
and i was like you know i'm gonna see him on netflix letterman and he goes you
want me to
hype the new special and i said yeah if you don't mind doing that he said
absolutely when's it come
out what's it called i said it comes out december 5th on netflix and it's
called i'm sorry you feel
that way and he goes okay all right cool and then five minutes later he goes
hey what's your special
called again i keep thinking why do i do this what i go it's called i'm sorry
you feel this way
he goes okay i got it i got it and i looked at him i go jay he's like what i go
you're gonna fuck this
up and he goes no i'm not i'm a professional and he laughs and he leaves so he
goes out he does this
thing he gets to his clothes and bit it crushes right and uh i'm like okay you
know i'm in the
bubble i'm getting ready to get brought out so i'm ready to get brought out and
i'm waiting for him
you know to do his little fighting out of the red corner he stands at five foot
ten he can't get a
and he's got freckles on his ass he is the rating right um but he doesn't do
that he just starts
talking he finished his fucking act like he always does he kills like he always
does and now he's
supposed to fucking bring me up and instead of bringing me up he starts yammering
all and on
going you know it's been great out here to be here in san francisco uh
beautiful weather today you know
me and bill were out there uh sampling some of the local fare blah blah blah
blah blah and he just
starts just not telling jokes not really telling a story just sort of vaguely
describing the day
yeah it was about 82 degrees out there barometric pressure and i'm sitting
there going what the fuck
is this guy doing and then he just goes all right you guys ready for the man
you came to see you know
you know he is uh he's got a special coming out on netflix and then he just
looks over at me and he
goes ah he's like i can't remember what it's called and then i fucking died
laughing died laughing
because then i realized what he was doing he wasn't even talking to the crowd
he was just saying
english words that they'd understand as in his brain he was going what the fuck
is it called
so i went out there and for five minutes just trashed him for saying sampling
some of the local fare
and looking back i should have trashed the crowd for not immediately heckling
him for saying fucking
sampling some of the local fare what the fuck does that mean do you realize
what a creepy
a creepy fucking expression that is sampling the local fare
anybody who just blew into town could be talking about anything from getting
something to eat
to being a fucking serial rapist i was sampling some of the local fare you know
that's something
like hannibal lecter would say if he fucking took a bite out of your neck