Name: Bill Burr - Advice: Should I Dump Her?
Uploaded: 2014-10-20T11:51:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Advice: Should I Dump Her?' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-10-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Advice: Should I Dump Her?' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-10-20. Transcript available.

should I dump her uh dear Barbarossa the fuck does that mean and hopefully Nia
too
um I'm in a fucked up situation right now I've been dating this chick for the
past six months
and it's been going fine and dandy until a few days ago we were at the house
having crazy sex
but just as she was about to climax she kind of yelled her ex's name
fuck you that did not happen I'm calling bullshit get the fuck out of here
dude that's hilarious that is fucking not only would I have laughed I would
have kept fucking
her until she was done I'd just be like hey look I understand sorry I'm getting
on a cough drop here
I understand you know you're not ready you're not ready to get into a
relationship but you're ready
to fuck somebody else that sounds like a perfect situation for me I don't give
a fuck yell out
anybody's name you want to I'll ghost write this fucking this blowjob I don't
give a fuck
sorry jesus christ um anyways um he goes on to say I was dressed up and just
left and we haven't talked
since now I know for a fact that she can't be cheating on me because her ex is
dead he died like
two oh jesus he died like two years ago when they were still together my
rational side is telling me
that I'm a dick and should just forgive her but my instincts are telling me
fuck that bitch what
should I do best regards from Italy oh first of all um I can't I had a great
time when I was in
Italy went to Rome I can't wait to come back I know Rome is kind of like uh the
basic place you go
when you first went there but that's the first place I ever went I wanted to
see the column uh the
coliseum where else should I go Milan Florence Venice where should I go person
from Italy or anybody
from Italy listening let me know where I should go but getting back to your
question should you move
on absolutely you should always listen to your instincts they're always right
or there's a reason you know there's a reason I mean dude your rational side is
telling you that
you're a dick and you should forgive her that there's nothing rational about
that let me ask you this
dude if you were banging her let's just say her name was Maria right and right
as you came you went
oh and Danella what what the fuck would she do do you think she'd be back with
you would you even
question her if she didn't get back you did with you you totally agree with it
if she actually got
back to you with you after you did that wouldn't you be sitting there going
what the fuck is wrong
with this person how low is your self-esteem that you're gonna put up with that
and if you have low
self-esteem to that level how many dicks have been in your sorry that's how
guys think yeah dude no
the only thing I would say is don't say fuck that bitch she went through
something unbelievably traumatic
you know and she obviously loved the guy I feel bad for her and so should you
but you shouldn't get
your heart mixed up in that shit all right that's what I would do
um yeah in a very nice way I would just say like you know I just don't think
you're ready to be in a
relationship um and no matter what she says you just hold it to the fact that
you called out
your dead boyfriend's name when you had an orgasm there's really no uh you
should just stop talking
and coming for the hug right now and I will not let go till you tell me to I'm
sorry
uh I'll make love until you say somebody else's name