Name: Bill Burr - NFL Football Talk (10-27-14)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - NFL Football Talk (10-27-14)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-10-29. Transcript available.

all right nfl football talk so all the ladies just you know walk away from the
podcast at this point
all right go make some goddamn pumpkin pie you know go put on an apron and some
horseshoes
and walk around the kitchen like you used to when relationships worked okay
before you were
bitch moaning and complaining at me during the football both from the kitchen
and on my television
set oh jesus bill jesus what's wrong with you all right let's talk about um let's
talk about my new
england patriots huh how'd you like that chicago huh that was for super bowl 20
i hate when people
do that when they think that you can get revenge for a playoff game playoffs a
playoff game during
season um i'm gonna go out on a limb and say uh that was just a bad game for
chicago
i'm not saying they would have won the game but come on that was fucking
ridiculous the the end
the final like five minutes of the second quarter there should have been no
announcers they should
have just been playing benny hill music anytime the fucking bears had the ball
you know we scored 21 points in like four and a half minutes it was i didn't
even i didn't even
watch the second half put it that way put up a 50 spot on him 5-0 and you know
what as much as i
want to rub it in their face who beat who in the stanley cup finals who beat
who in the super bowl
exactly there you go there you go so no chicago fan should feel sad there's not
one chicago fan out
there that should feel sad you guys have had a lot of success you had michael jordan
right 85 bears
the bears is a little rough you know but you got the blackhawks are making up
for it i actually you
know as well as the patriots are playing and they look great how the fuck are
we number one in past
defense i had no idea i've been watching every game um i would say in the way
like last in the run or
some horseshit like that so i actually think this next week when we play the
broncos you know if we
win um decisively then i'll actually believe in this team as far as their
ability to possibly uh
you know go deep into the playoffs and maybe make a run at this thing but i
gotta be honest with you
who the fuck is good this year in the nfl who's like like without a doubt
fucking good
like look at the fucking seahawks i don't know what the hell happened to them
they've won like four games this year i don't even know how many games we're
into at this fucking
point what are you eight weeks in let me try to pull this shit up here the
standings
um like i would have thought the steelers were gonna we're gonna lose
who the fuck were they playing i don't even remember i'm the worst why do i do
this shit
where the fuck are the seahawks seattle seahawks are four and three
you're telling me the arizona cardinals six and one like as a patriots fan i
gotta sit there and
think if we make it to the super bowl holy shit we might play the cardinals
look out for those lions
i'm not even buying the eagles i i don't believe in their coach or their
quarterback i don't think i
don't know that anybody's good the giants are three and four
i don't know look at the rate is oh and seven broncos is six and one
i think they could actually uh i don't know i think we would we would have a
tough time obviously
with the broncos we'd have a tough time with the colts i don't get the bengals
i don't get them everybody was talking about how they were fucking unbelievable
and then they
came into foxborough and got the living shit kicked out of them it's cincinnati
they're never gonna win
anything you ever just look at a uniform you just like that you're done you're
never gonna win a
super bowl the cincinnati bengals it's fucking over they look like they're
remember that that
broadway show cats that's what they if you put a helmets on those fucking
dancers
to dream the impossible dream
you know they could do that
why am i being a dick you know why because i gotta i gotta fucking blow through
this podcast and i gotta go to work
and i'm fucking i'm i'm i'm i'm not in day job shape i haven't had a day job
since 1995
and i gotta get up every morning pack a fucking lunch like a jerk off i'm just
fucking with you guys with all your teams
um i actually feel feel really bad for the raiders man oh and seven what the
fuck i watched a little bit
of that game yesterday how about that browns defense huh their offense sucks
one guy goes down on the
o-line and all of a sudden everybody rolls over the fucking pockets collapsing
i love it they're going
yeah you know it was a major injury really so then everybody sucks on the
offensive line i don't
understand that but their defense looked phenomenal but granted they were
playing the raiders um
all right let me just get let me bail out of this i obviously don't know shit
about football
this year, despite the fact I've watched almost every week.