Name: Bill Burr - Foreign Music, Singapore, Chinese Women
Uploaded: 2015-02-11T15:24:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Foreign Music, Singapore, Chinese Women' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-02-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Foreign Music, Singapore, Chinese Women' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-02-11. Transcript available.

all right foreign music billy have you developed a love for any music you've
heard while traveling
um i traveled so much i didn't have a chance to take in too too much of
anything
um i will tell you that uh when i was in singapore i think i was in singapore
i walked into that hotel that has the infinity pool at the top that you're you're
not allowed
to go into i discovered unless you were a guest i just want to walk out and go
see it
and they were like ah no i'm sorry i can't do that and then the lady's like
well he's doing a show
here in town and they're like yeah well have fun at the show you still can't
look at the pool
um when i was in the the lobby of that hotel there was uh there was these women
playing um
i don't know these instruments from asia basically as far as i can tell you
know that one that has
strings but you hit it with little hammers um they have it in every karate
movie that i've ever
watched um not during a fight scene it's usually when the person comes the the
hero comes to town
and uh the hot girl in the village that the douchebag that the heroes is gonna
have to fight
notice notices the hero when he comes to town and then that guy immediately
hates the hero then they
have to fight over her vagina basically um you know that instrument that's
played in the background i
like that one and i like the music i like the mood that that creates uh by the
way i'll tell you right
now chinese girls are fucking hot man good lord beautiful fucking stunning um
same thing with the
women in singapore they all got some cutie pies you know every goddamn country
i went to every country
has cutie pies i'll tell you that i'll tell you that right now and as far as
music i didn't fucking
listen to anything other than i heard that shit in the lobby um that was it you
know it's funny with the
hotel we were staying at in in in uh hong kong they um they had all these
beautiful fucking women working
there all these chinese women right and they all had names like susan and ethel
meg and then you'd walk
out and go to a store across the street and everybody would have like chinese
names and it's just like
jesus christ what are you doing i know your name isn't helen
fuck i forgot to do that joke when i was in you know what i wanted to open with
in india i was just
so fucking tired i forgot i was i wanted to open with like you know what you
know whatever it's nice
to be here in india and i know i've already probably talked to most of you on
the phone
and uh by the way we everybody in america knows your name isn't scott you don't
need to do that
is there anything else i can help you with what is your name scott
no it isn't my name is dakota that's gonna be funny when they update it to
those fucking awful
celebrity names that people name their kids now the fuck do they name them
You name a kid like Carburetor or some dumb shit like that.