Name: Bill Burr - Mothers Who Wear Leather Pants
Uploaded: 2015-02-11T15:34:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Mothers Who Wear Leather Pants' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-02-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Mothers Who Wear Leather Pants' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-02-11. Transcript available.

Oh, is this a bad thing? Is it bad to think someone's a bad mother because they
still wear leather pants?
That's probably a bad thing, right?
I'm here in New York and I was sitting down eating yet another bad slice of
pizza in New York City, you know.
New York City is just like Chicago where it's known for its pizza, so there's
so many fucking places that are living off that reputation.
That like, you know, you have to talk to somebody that lives in Chicago and
they'll tell you where to go.
And pretty much, there's like five fucking places maybe in each city that
people will recommend and everything else is bullshit.
So this place across the street, of course, is bullshit.
And I'm sitting there, I'm eating my slice of pizza and they got some sort of
Latino Judge Judy thing going on, which is just at a total different level
where on this show, the defendants can actually put their hands on each other.
I guess one's a, the prosecution, whatever the fucking legal term is, the
person bitching and the person getting bitched at.
They can actually, like when this guy, he actually ran up to this woman and
ripped her shirt open and pulled out, like, I don't know if he was bitching
that her bra was stuffed.
And that's what he was suing her over, some sort of false advertising.
I have no idea.
The sound was down and even if it was up, it was in a different language.
And I was the only one watching it other than the guy making pizza.
So when he ripped her shirt open, I screamed out, what?
And this pizza place and everyone's looking at me like, what am I talking about?
By the time they looked up, they'd cut away.
So I don't know.
Maybe they thought I was some sort of redhead Latino guy and I could read lips
or some shit.
I don't know what.
But anyway, so this woman walks in, this lady walks in with her two kids.
She's got on leather pants and high heel shoes.
And just right there, I just immediately judged her like, she's too fucking
self-involved to be a good mom.
Then I was like, Bill, because of what, her pants and her shoes?
Am I wrong for saying that?
Ladies, I would love to hear from you.
And is there the male equivalent to that?
Wouldn't that be like the guy, if you saw a guy, he's a dad of two and he comes
in and he's got his hair highlighted and his fucking eyebrows shaped up.
You know, looking like he's trying to do the book a role for the Ricky Martin
story.
You know, maybe wearing some cologne.
You know, aren't the both of them still kind of whoring it up?
Like, are you still trying to find a mate?
Like, what's going on here?
Probably everything I see.
You know what?
Somebody's probably going to take an excerpt for that and then put it on there
and then I'll be like, sexist rats on the Monday morning podcast.
Fucking morons.
Anyways.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm just being honest.
Like, I feel like if I see a woman with kids and she's wearing leather pants, I'm
going to say that, I don't know, somebody might fall in a swimming pool and it's
going to take you a minute to get there.
Ah, shit.
Anyways.