Name: Bill Burr - Go To The Gym Everyday You Cunt
Uploaded: 2015-04-18T18:44:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Go To The Gym Everyday You Cunt' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-04-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Go To The Gym Everyday You Cunt' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-04-18. Transcript available.

but i've been going to the gym every single day and i think it finally just i
finally snapped
the other day i was like did not want to go and i'm fighting pulling into like
a fucking
mcdonald's or whatever and i'm just making myself drive to the gym and i didn't
think i was gonna
make it and i just started singing this dumb song you know it started off in my
accent going i go to
the gym every day it's just become a part of my life and if you don't want to
be a fatty you go to
the gym every day you cunt right i just start singing this song and each time
he gets a little
louder oh i go to the gym every day you start banging it's just become a part
of my life slam
on the steer wheel and if you don't want to be a fatty by the time i got to the
gym i'm screaming
the song with my windows rolled up of course in some brutal hybrid english
accent australian i don't
know what the fuck it kind of accent it was well i go to the gym every day you
know and if you don't
want to be fatty you go to the gym every day you cunt ah once i get in there
once i get in there
i fucking walk up the steps it's good walking music marching right up the steps
once i stretch and i do the first set then i'm fine then i'm fine but i gotta
tell you something
i don't know what i've done i've i've passed a certain age where it's just it's
just sucks every
time it used to be like all right sucks the first two three days and then i'm
good this this this has
not this has not been fun from the first day i got in there and uh i am
officially an old
fuck it's driving me nuts though but um whatever whatever fucking gym there's
always that the little
guy that's loud at the gym you know that guy the short guy's got a fucking yell
that somebody sees like
20 stations over how are we doing we all see you okay we see you okay with your
little outfit
there's this little guy at the gym right where i work out and he's always
yelling over at people and
he's making jokes and they're never funny and he doesn't have charisma and uh
nobody's had the decency
to tell him to shut up yet and there's this weird thing where i hate going to
the fucking gym so every
day i feel like eventually it's gonna be me if you're like dude why are you
always yelling
why are you always yelling over at people you know just fucking put on your
little walkman
okay do your little curls yeah you get the fuck out of here you know does it
really have to do
with him or the fact that i don't want to be there um i'm an old school gym guy
the only day i like
is bench pressing dude what are you benching that's the only thing that i pay
attention to i don't pay
attention to anything else although i've been doing pretty good with the legs
the legs and eggs over
there