Name: Bill Burr - Bro-mania
Uploaded: 2015-06-05T12:59:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Bro-mania' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-06-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Bro-mania' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-06-05. Transcript available.

um all right so i'm four days into this trip i'm not gonna lie to you i already
missed being home
um but i got that uh sporting event coming up i'm going to the tennis game so
that's my big thing
other than that i'm just over here sitting in cafes boozing it up oh by the
fucking way if you
ever come over here which you should including that negative cunt that got mad
at me for fucking
bringing it up that i was over here like i'm supposed to lie where i'm supposed
to be and if
you're listening you you douchebag your tweet really depressed the hell out of
me for like five
seconds because not because i give a fuck what you think it's because when i
was young and was not
confident it was an introvert someone like you could have fucked me out of
becoming a comedian
all right you need to work on yourself and you know it doesn't cost that much
fucking money to come over
here you can college kids come over here and backpack just sleep in a fucking
hostel you want to come over
you can make it happen lay off the booze you know make some sacrifices you know
fucking asshole making
it seem like i bought paris over here on a fucking seven day uh bender so
anyways um and if you have
somebody like that in your life you got to get rid of them don't ever be afraid
to literally just fire a
friend you know what i mean call them into your office and just say listen this
isn't working out
and they'll be like why what are you talking about it's because anytime i want
to do anything with my
life that's going to take me into a direction i want to go you're fucking
pulling back the reins
because you're a cunt so you're out of my life so anyways so when you do come
over here everybody
if you choose to um you got to watch out for the fucking gypsies man these guys
these men and women
they're so good at pickpocketing you can't even get mad at it um our cab driver
gave us the whole
fucking breakdown they actually they're to the point now because everybody's on
to them like the
the french french police are on to them they actually they show up dressed like
tourists
they have cameras around their neck socks pulled up too high you know just
walking around like a bunch of
fucking nerds like me and they will literally walk up to you one bumps into you
the others in your
fucking pockets before you before you even know what's going on and i know what
you're saying like
oh that old trick that old trick you wait you wait you'll come over here and
you'll be like uh
you know finishing a fucking meal and you'll be excuse me what was it letizio
letizio si vous plaît means the check right and then they'll bring it over to
you and you go to go
and for your fucking wallet and it's gone you're like well i i didn't i didn't
walk near anybody
i just fucking glided over here i think i said hello to one person you say
hello to them
and they got your fucking wallet so you got to watch out so i know what a lot
of you guys are thinking
where are they from where are these gypsies from that's the question i asked
they just travel around they're not from anywhere
um should i probably shouldn't say where they're from because i'm sure there's
plenty of decent people
there um but it rhymes with bro mania
so anyways that's the thursday afternoon just before
monday morning thursday what is thursday afternoon monday morning podcast just
before friday in other
words no no