Name: Bill Burr - Tony Monsanto Poisoning Food Supply / Donald Trump
Uploaded: 2015-07-03T13:19:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Tony Monsanto Poisoning Food Supply / Donald Trump' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-07-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Tony Monsanto Poisoning Food Supply / Donald Trump' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-07-03. Transcript available.

hey here's a bet i'd be willing to make i'm not making it but i'm willing to
make it with one
person i'll bet anybody out there a thousand dollars that at no point during
this next
presidential election at no point will anybody who has a serious chance at at
becoming the next
president of the united states at all will they bring up old anthony monsanto
there nobody's
gonna bring that up as they're sitting there charging p diddy with with making
terrorist
threats is that what it is and meanwhile these guys are up the whole food
supply
for their own countrymen it's the biggest like
act of treason terrorism whatever you want to call it do you know they just
passed a law
the house votes this is how underpaid politicians are and rich people get them
into office corporations
and all this house votes to repeal meat labeling law under threat of retaliation
from canada and
mexico we basically passed a law that was going to say that we don't have to
say where the meat comes
from yeah so you basically have no idea what the you're eating under threat of
trade relations from
canada and mexico the house has voted to repeal a law requiring
country of origin labels on packages of beef pork and poultry
oh wait canada and mexico are arguing oh wait wait a minute wait whoa whoa so
canada and mexico also
have up food so they they don't want that either dude this is the end this is
the end of the world
the world trade organization rejected a u.s appeal last month ruling that the
labels that say
where animals were born raised in slaughter are discriminatory against the two
u.s border countries
oh yeah don't bring in your genetically altered food and with ours you cunts uh
both have said they
plan to talk to the world trade organization for permission to impose billions
of dollars in tariffs
on american goods well jokes on you buddy we don't make anything here anymore i
don't know that we export
anything other than up food right i don't know but anyways i guarantee you that
um
you know help if i every once in a while if i read a story before i started
talking about it um
i i i guarantee you nobody's gonna bring that up i doubt anybody's gonna bring
up that nestle doesn't
think that uh water is a human right and that corporations are in the process
of trying to privatize
water so you know i don't know if it rains and you stick your tongue out you
owe them money it's just
it's going down it's why i was talking when i did that that um night of too
many stars i was joking
around what i the president should have you money he shouldn't make 400 grand a
year
if that guy could feel good about where he's gonna be at the end of his you
know if for eight years you
made 400 grand every year okay do you think you'd be set for life walking out
in your 50s you know
there's no way and that they go around and they give those speeches after they
they're
their president to these corporations that got him in and they get a million
dollars a night and that's
that's them washing their bribe money and that's how they they take care of
them i don't know i know
i'm going down the if you notice that guys i'm slowly going back down the
rabbit hole again just
because i know i know another election is coming up uh they will they won't
talk about any of that
so when he was what what can i talk about that's a little happier than that did
you see donald trump
got fired from his own show what i actually think that he's getting paid by the
illuminati as a
distraction because i absolutely love this guy in this election and i don't
give a what
he says at least he's saying something different as opposed to everybody else
yeah you gotta stress
education make this country great again right i just like that he just sounds
like some drunk in
a bar with his simple stupid solutions hey uh trump what about the hole in the
ozone layer well i get a
ladder and i fill it up what's wrong with this country everybody's afraid to
get a ladder she's
like what are you talking about you know then we can't get ladders because of
the koreans
they're a bunch of rapists he literally sounds like he's like that guy at
closing time where
everybody's going like oh jesus is he gonna puke let's get this guy a cab um
somebody please explain
to me how that guy's worth nine billion dollars i just i for the life of me i
don't buy it i really
don't so he he's running his yap which is funny he's lost his tv show and i
think his clothing line
at macy's and what's the funniest thing ever is to watch the network they'll
issue statements like
we don't stand by some of the hateful things that he said about mexico mexicans
and it's like
fuck you you don't stand by losing money and people are bitching to you and
they're threatening to
your fucking advertisers quit acting like you give a fuck about about anybody
right oh jesus bill
jesus i was so fucking negative maybe somebody at the network does care