Name: Bill Burr - Advice: Girlfriend Has Prejudice Parents
Uploaded: 2015-07-07T13:44:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Advice: Girlfriend Has Prejudice Parents' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-07-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Advice: Girlfriend Has Prejudice Parents' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-07-07. Transcript available.

All right, here we go. Girlfriend has prejudice parents. A Billy Billy Dingleberry.
I'm a white
man who's dating a black woman. She's the greatest thing that has ever happened
to me and there's no
doubt in my mind that I want to spend my life with her. Well, congratulations.
Until now.
We've been dating for 10 months and I finally met her parents this past weekend.
When I got there,
they seemed shocked by my skin color. Almost like my girl hadn't even hinted to
them that I was
white. Well, that's probably what happened if they are fucking racist. The
whole dinner was very
awkward. I wasn't being looked at in the eye and I was left out of most of the
conversation.
Didn't they make a movie about this? Ashton Kutcher and the late great Bernie
Mac. I even tried talking
to her dad about music since we are both musicians, but he just kept giving me
short answers like he
didn't give a fuck. After the whole thing was over, my girlfriend said that
they didn't like that I
was white. Uh, she said that they wanted her to have strong black babies and
not to dilute the blood
line. Also, uh, they spouted a bunch of other shit about how much trouble we'll
run into as an
interracial couple. It has been four days and we still haven't talked about it,
nor has she told her
parents off for being prejudiced assholes. I truly believe this is the only
situation where a white person
can fully understand what a black person. Well, I don't know about that, dude.
Wait, you get, you get,
you get a little sprinkling of it. Uh, a black guy with a microphone on the
street corner can call me
cracker all he wants and I won't lose a wink of sleep over. But when you're
told, uh, the person you
love is wrong and invalid, that's like a kick in the balls. Anyways, how should
I go about addressing
this? I'm assuming you didn't run into this problem with Nia. No, I didn't make,
maybe she could weigh in
on this as well. Anyway, thanks and go fuck yourself. Uh, Jesus. Um, I was, if
you love her,
I would stay with her. If, if you questioning it, I'd pull the rip cord. Cause
that's just going to be a
fucking nightmare. That'll end up being a nightmare. You know what I mean? You're
going to be, you're
going to be in a relationship where you're waiting for the other person's
parents to die sitting there
going like one down to day. You know, that's just a fucked up, you know, you
really, when you're going
to get married is you have to, uh, I don't know. I mean, who are the fuck am I
to say? I waited so
goddamn long, so I'm not an authority, but you know, if you, if you're with
somebody that's fun,
you know, and they come from a good family and their family supported of you
guys, I mean, that's
so much of the battle. Actually, you know, something this past week when I was
in Vegas,
somebody came up to me and said, Hey Bill, let me, I got to ask you a question.
Who makes you laugh?
And without even thinking, I said my wife and it made me feel really good. Like,
ah, it's great.
You know, my wife's a hot shit. She makes me laugh. We have a good time. Um,
uh, and, uh, so I don't know. She might not be bringing it up because she's
embarrassed about it
or whatnot. Um, I have no idea, but, uh, I mean, that's going to be a hell of a
fucking situation
if that's how they're going to view their grandkids. I mean, that's kind of, uh,
that that's a major fucking situation where I would at least want to see where
her head is at. And then you throw out certain scenarios about the future. So
how are we going
to handle this and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Um, you know, what, uh, I'm
sorry you're going
through that dude, but you definitely need to have some fucking conversations.
I would think
I would definitely think some conversations are in order.