Name: Bill Burr - Rape Allegations
Uploaded: 2015-08-17T23:57:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Rape Allegations' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-08-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Rape Allegations' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-08-17. Transcript available.

All right, here's something fucked up. You guys see that story on Patrick Kane?
I shouldn't even set his fucking name.
That Patrick Kane story where he's getting, he's charged with allegedly,
where the hell is it here? Let's make sure I get this right.
Oh, for God's sakes, where the fuck is it?
Basically, he's charged with allegedly raping somebody.
So some douchebag is saying that the NHL needs to suspend him.
It's like that right there is the reason why not only should the victim be
protected,
the person being accused should be protected.
You shouldn't put the guy's name and face and drag him through the fucking mud.
You know, am I the only guy who remembers that Rolling Stone story?
And that's not the only time that that has happened.
All right. So in fairness, considering what this guy has to lose,
he should be treated with the same respect as the alleged victim because it's
all alleged.
You shouldn't be fucking.
This is it's none of my fucking business right now.
You know what I mean?
Let it go to trial.
Have the whole thing come out in the fucking wash.
And in the end, if he's found guilty, then not only suspend him,
you got you can't have a fucking convicted rapist in you.
That's the end of his career.
That's the end of my voice just cracked it.
That's the end of his fucking career.
I'm not trying to attack either person here.
I'm just saying in the future, they really need to start fucking doing this
because let's just play devil's advocate.
The way this blogger is fucking talking about Patrick Kane like he's already
been convicted and just sitting there.
How we hold our athletes and fucking blah, blah, blah, blah.
We just can't wrap our heads around that condescending fucking speak.
You know, like I'm sitting there with a poster of him on my fucking wall in a
racing car bed.
Gee, do people in power take advantage of it?
Wow.
What else do you know?
They're fucking no name blogger.
Anyways, I think, you know.
That they shouldn't put the they also should protect the accused because this
guy has so much to fucking lose.
And the bottom line is once you get accused of that shit, it's fucking over.
Even if they find out, even if the victim were to come out and just say, hey, I
made the whole thing up.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Sorry about that.
Fucking see you.
Right.
And of course, you can say that as a woman and not go to fucking jail after you
just ruined a guy's life.
I'm sorry.
I was just in a mood, you know.
Then I went out and I got some breakfast and I felt better.
And I realized, you know what?
He didn't rate me.
Actually, I kind of enjoyed it.
So anyways, that's what I'm saying.
You shouldn't say either person's name.
And then, you know, when it goes to trial, if the person's convicted, then tar
and feather them.
I think that's more than fair.
Don't you?
I don't know.
So anyways.
So here's the thing.
If Patrick Kane is acquitted of this, if it doesn't go to trial, don't be a
fucking cunt and yell some shit at him at games when, you know, when your team's
playing them because you're mad you can't beat the fucking Blackhawks.
Don't be a douche.
All right.
But like I said, if he fucking did it, you know, he should go to jail and rot
there.
Right.
I don't know.
Let's fucking move on here.