Name: Bill Burr - Cheerleaders and Hillary Clinton
Uploaded: 2015-11-13T14:04:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Cheerleaders and Hillary Clinton' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-11-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Cheerleaders and Hillary Clinton' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-11-13. Transcript available.

jesus christ look at her my goodness the hornets cheerleaders there you go god
bless them one and
all poor girls they probably make like 11 a game do you know that you know out
of all the people
out they actually probably make less money than the children that sewed
together their
miniskirts in the sweatshop in el salvador that's how bad they get over and
then there's
this big pipe dream that you know when the charlotte hornet calendar or the vancouver
lady
canucks calendar comes out that they're going to get a piece of it and make all
this fucking money
they don't make any fucking money okay they hurt their cute little feet jumping
around doing all
the tumbling shit and then they're not allowed to fuck one of the players and
maybe get into his
pockets you know what i mean it's like a gold digging whore would look at that
like that's
just a dead-end job that's like a cubicle job for a whore but these ladies you
know they like
cheering on the teams they got to the amount of fucking money that they're not
making
isn't that unreal wouldn't you think that they get at least a couple hundred
bucks a game
you know what i mean when you get a bit do do do do do do do do do do whatever
that fucking song
are y'all ready for this whatever the fuck the song is right everybody clap
your hands
and they come out there stomping their little cute feet right the little b cup
a cup titties right
everybody slap your tits
right they go out they don't make any fucking money and they sit there and they
still smile
and if they even look at it they're not allowed to watch the fucking game they
gotta have the back to
the goddamn game right and here's the thing too if one of those players went
out
one of those places is that that fucking lou that used to be on the the knicks
is he playing with the
hornets now he's got his hair shooting straight up like that big time hollywood
producer wins like an
oscar every five years brendan glazier fraser
and what his name is anyways if one of the players were to go out and all of
the cheerleaders you
know what would happen they'd get rid of all the cheerleaders and that's what
needs to stop i sound
like one of those feminists right now one of those feminists ladies ladies are
you tired of working for
men are you sick of getting paid less money to do the exact same job well why
don't you get off your
cute little ass and start your own business when are you going to wake up and
realize that men who
don't work for themselves are also getting over quit your crying and use your
higher developed brains
to get into business with another broad and then you too can make zillions of
dollars you too can have
your own yacht you too can pour the waste from your business into the drinking
water and claim that
you had no idea what was going on you too could then have a fall guy huh and
you could make it a guy
you could unless you think that's unfair too then make it a fall lady i had no
idea i didn't act
alone okay they put in the back of my car all right all this moaning and
complaining huh i get no sympathy
for any i'm a balding red-headed male okay go ahead cry me a river
you think you're getting sympathy over here what because it's because it's
christmas time and what's
left of my hair is the same color as santa's suit all of a sudden you think you're
coming over here and
i'm giving out free hugs it doesn't work that way i'll tell you right now i'd
body slam
hillary clinton if i could right in her own pantsuit right on a table give her
the ddt i'd do it
just for lying and pretending like you give a about people
she's gonna get in if she gets in it's because she's got a clam i'm telling you
right now the dead
fucking it's the only goddamn reason why why else would you vote for why would
you vote for the
plumber's wife to come in and fix your sink it doesn't make any sense
you know what i would do if i was abroad i'd start my own volleyball league
you know instead of trying to get into the nfl you don't want to do that it's
run by guys
you know they don't give a if the guys beat the out of women you want to work
for those animals
you want to you're going to give your talent to those cunts so they can make
money off of you
fuck that why don't you become the uh
founder your own sports league this is what you do you pick a sport women are
good at like volleyball
right and it's got the crossover appeal because every guy likes looking at
their
fucking thick thighs and their booties so we'll be watching too you guys own
the fucking thing you start
putting out jerseys right then women go and support it and then you guys would
make great money is that
fucking kurt rambis speaking of getting clothes lined it is oh kurt rambis ah
he's lost it all in the back
hasn't he i know that feeling um you know what's funny about basketball players
is the second you put
them in suits they look like freaks unless they're standing next to another
eight foot guy
they really are like they're absolute freaks of nature
i remember when i was a kid if there was somebody just like shot up one year
went from like five six
to six four the dude was tripping over himself that's that's what big guys used
to be like back in the
day and you just stuck them under the hoop and they put their arms up and you
threw the ball
up to the ceiling they caught it and they turn it around they stuck it in the
net like they're
playing a nerf hoop now they're like they're like uh i don't know they're
coordinating so can you
imagine they always said that lebron james ever played football holy that guy
would be the if he could catch the ball which you know he can right i think he's
demonstrated
that he has athletic ability dude that guy would be like the greatest tight end
of all time
provided he didn't get his knee blown out that's that's the big thing with with
with football oh is it bill is it a dangerous game that takes its toll on your
body
wow we never knew that bill thanks for chiming in there