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I'm so fucking happy right now with the whole way this weekend went. Madison Sweargarden,
from the bottom of my heart, if you were one of the many people that came out
that night,
that was the single greatest moment of my stand-up career. I can't even put it
into words.
I can't believe that it happened. I just, from the second I got on stage to the
second it ended,
I did like 90 minutes. I went on stage, right? And before I went on stage, I
was like,
what time do I have to be off? And they were like, you can't go past 1030
because then the union kicks
in and then I don't make any fucking money, right? So I, you know, I went on
stage a little before nine
and I got off at like 1028. I just, I think I said at one point to the crowd
that I didn't want to get
off and they fortunately applauded and then I just kept going and I did every
joke that I could think
of. And it was fucking amazing. My apologies though. I do have to apologize to,
uh, the people that were
up to my right. I thought they were drunk yelling at me. What they were yelling
was that they couldn't
hear. It was evidently a couple of pockets during Verzi and DeRosa. Um, I felt
bad for Verzi
cause he thought they were heckling them and stuff and it kind of messed up his
set a little bit,
but he still killed. But, um, I thought they were just drunk. I was like, oh,
is this a bunch of
yahoos who got a box and now they're going to be screaming at setups, but they
were actually yelling
that they couldn't hear. So from what I heard 10 minutes into my act, they
fixed it. And, uh,
so you heard the last hour and 20. So my apology. I feel real bad about that.
Um,
I don't know why that happened. Um, but anyways, uh, I'll take you through the
whole day. Oh,
how about I take it to, you know, I checked in on check on Thursday, Friday,
the day before
Madison square garden. All right. Um, I went down to, uh, the stand to go do a
spot and I went
up there and I fucked around trying out this new material shit that I didn't do
at Madison square
garden and you know, went well and everything. And one of the owners over there
was, was telling me
to fucking, um, make sure I enjoy Madison square garden and blah, blah, blah
and all this type of
shit. And the whole fucking time I was downplaying Madison square garden. Um,
and the reality was
cause I had to, cause it's fucking Madison square garden. If I actually thought
about the magnitude
of it, I don't know what would have happened. So I just kept downplaying it and
everything.
And, um, so I, I did a spot there. And then later on after I did a spot at
stand up New York,
sorry, the stand showing my age there, I walked over to the Gramercy where they
had the goddamn comedy jam.
Um, so I'm drinking my fucking tea here. And, uh, I went over there and it was
the best comedy jam show
that I've seen to date. Um, Josh and all the guys had been on the road doing
the show. So the band was
sounded the best I ever heard him sound. Um, I got to do a sound check there
during the day and you
just feel some, I'm telling you some, um, venues just have the magic and you
walked in and you're like,
this is going to be a sick show. And Josh and all the guys were excited going
to do. There's going to be no
chairs. Everyone's going to be standing up. There's going to be 600 people in
here, fucking packed.
So, um, so anyway, so we were going to close out the show doing paradise city.
Um, because then, you know, it's this great fucking anthem to end the show with.
And also
what's his face. Josh was going, dude, that's your funniest fucking costume.
Like that blonde wig
looks fucking ridiculous. So I'm like, all right, cool. We'll do that. So, um,
everybody went on and
killed Matteo Lane, crushed it, singing that, uh, Whitney Houston song. I will
always love you.
Right. Crushed it. Then Eliza Schlesinger went up there. She fucking killed it.
Um, then I saw
big Jay Oakerson. It was one of my favorite comics. Absolutely loved the guy.
He sang that song.
Is it Weezer say it ain't so. And he was so fucking relaxed and so comfortable
and big Jay can actually
sing. He was crushing it. And the whole fucking room was singing along with
them. And I'm going,
look at the guy, how, how, how is he that fucking comfortable doing that shit?
He just killing it.
And, uh, I was thinking maybe cause you know, he opened up for all these bands,
like he opened up for corn insane clown posse. So those could be really hostile
crowds. He knew
how to handle them. So I'm thinking, well, maybe he's just like, this is a layup.
These people
actually want me to hear it. So he was walking around like it was no big deal,
but it was funny.
The second he got off stage, he turned into a little kid. He was just like,
dude,
that's like the coolest thing I ever did. He crushed it. Then Hannibal Burris
came in and
sang Benny and the jets. And by the way, everybody does stand up beforehand.
You got to check the show
out, you know, does all their best shit, talks about going to shows. So makes
the crowd laugh.
They get great stand up. And then you get to make, watch them, uh, you know,
act like an idiot in front
of a band. And then, um, I went on in the end and did, uh, uh, um, paradise
city. And it was just, uh,
yeah, it's just some, it was just, it was fucking sick. It was just such a
great environment there.
And everyone was standing up and, um, and then it's also always fucking
hilarious to walk out,
you know, dressed up as a, you know, have a fucking wig on and shit, and then
just go into my act,
you know, talking about people that I think are fucked up as I'm standing there
wearing this stupid
wig and a leather vest.
So we ended up having a great time. The drums are tuned up. Fucking just
sounded amazing. So, um,
then ended up hanging out with Bartnick and we ended up in this Irish pub, just
me and him and, uh,
and the bartender. And we ordered like one beer. And in the course of doing,
you know, sipping on the
beer, we all did like three shots. And then another shot with the bartender. We
just had the best
fucking time. Just that New York shit. All of a sudden it's three in the
morning. You go into a
deli, you get a bacon, egg and cheese, all this shit you shouldn't be fucking
eating. And we went
back to my apartment and just sat there, uh, you know, talking about how we
were going to be at the
garden the next day. So, um, anyway, so the next day comes and now here it is,
and I'm still downplaying
it going like, I'm not even fucking excited for this. Maybe I over downplayed
this fucking thing.
So as I mentioned during the day, I was going to have them, uh, I rented a drum
kit
and I loaded it into, uh, they had them loaded into fucking Madison square
garden and the goddamn
comedy jam guys came over and we played for an hour and a half in an empty
Madison square garden.
It was like my manager, my agent, my father-in-law was there, my publicist,
a couple other people. That was it. And, uh, and Ben Bailey, who I knew played
guitar
and had a studio and everything. I actually texted him a few days earlier. I
said, Hey Ben, I'm in New
York and we've been trying to get together and jam for fucking like five years.
I said, Hey man,
do you want to, uh, can you play on Saturday? And he goes, yeah, man. He goes,
I just finished my studio
at my house. You got to come by. And I just wrote back. Now I got a better
place. And he writes back
like, what the fuck? I can't even see my place. How do you know it's better? So
I said, you want to
fucking, you know, go to Madison square garden? He fucking freaked out. So we
got a set list together
and all that shit. Obviously all the shit that I did with the comedy jam guys,
we had that down and Ben
Bailey's like a fucking black Sabbath freak. So we learned war pigs and we were
supposed to learn one
other. I don't know if we ever got, got to it, but, um, so we ended up going in
there. Right. And there's
all these guys setting up chairs and shit for the show that night. And I was
like, oh man, I don't want
to sit up here and making all this noise, you know, fucking ruining this
thereafter. And I go,
when are they going to be done setting up the chair so we don't bug them? They
go, ah, no,
they're used to it. They used to go ahead and get up there and play. And, um,
we started playing.
It was fucking unbelievable. And the people working there actually got into it.
They thought it was
cool that we were doing it. Cause they know we were just geeking out and they
started, they started
turning on the lights, you know, doing like a light show as we were playing in
an empty
fucking Madison square garden. And by the end of it, they, uh, they had the
video guy comes down
and he starts filming us. So I guess on the last song, we were up on the jumbo
charm. I think we
closed with paradise city again, but we did like custard pie. We did war pigs.
Welcome to the jungle.
Dr. Feel good. Uh, my publicist also played drums. He went up there. They did
wanted dead or alive.
Just all this arena rock shit. My agent went up there, had to drag him up there.
He went up and he played.
Um, and I'm going to post some of these pictures too, that, that, uh, that we
had a photographer who was
going to be there for that night. He posted them and we had the best fucking
time. And I really think
that it helped me for my show that night. Cause I kind of went in there and got
a feel for the room,
got my stink in there a little bit, you know, and, um, just got on the train,
went back to my apartment
and Neil was getting ready. And I was just sitting there as I was waiting for
her to get ready. And I was, uh,
I was drinking a Budweiser. Right. And I never drink before shows ever. I don't
give a fuck how far ahead
it is. Right. So she just goes, you having a beer? And I was like, yeah, she
goes, you never drink before shows.
I was like, no, no, I don't just felt like having one. She goes, are you
nervous? And I was like, nope.
And I don't know why, I don't know why it just, I wasn't nervous. I should have
been, but I wasn't.
And I went down to the arena and everybody was there, had a bunch of people in
the dressing room,
hanging out, talking almost right up till we went on. Usually I'm like, get the
fuck out of here
for the last 10 minutes. Let me be alone with my thoughts. I just, you know
what it was? I did those
two weeks on tour, uh, um, through the Midwest. And then I did that run through
Pennsylvania and down
in Florida. So I was just, I was on my game and, um, I just felt like it was
going to be a good time.
So, so the moment of truth comes, right? Verzi shows up, of course, you know,
wearing his sweater
and his fucking Jordans or whatever the fuck he had. I forget what he had. Air
Max to Rosa showed
up with wearing this fucking hipster old lady sweater, which I actually made
fun of when I got
on stage. So Joe Barton, it goes out and, uh, he does the voice of God. You
know, I got the video
for that. I'm going to post that too. Um, it was fucking hilarious watching. He
got people so
fucking amped up, right? So Verzi goes up, he does his thing to Rosa does his
thing. And then they, uh,
and then we showed the trailer for the first time ever. We showed the F is for
family trailer,
um, which I literally had to walk into the tunnel and block my ears. Cause I
didn't want to handle if
they weren't liking it. So after it was done, I heard it got a nice round of
applause and the Netflix
people, everybody was excited that, uh, that had done well. I hope I'm not
boring you guys with
this shit. I feel like I'm babbling here. Um, and then it was the moment of
truth going on stage to
do standup comedy at Madison square garden, sold out fucking show. And, uh, Verzi
introed me
and I don't know, I just walked out there and I forget what I said, but it just
was one of those
things. It's like, you hit your first shot and you're like, all right, it's
going to be a good game.
And, um, for the next 90 minutes, I don't think I've ever been more present. I
just totally
fucking enjoyed every last second of it. I did every joke that I wanted to do.
I was improvising. I was fucking around. I think I trashed Babe Ruth at one
point,
because me and Yanis Papas had this big debate about it. Um, and I ended up
telling this story
about me and Verzi smoking a cigar in his garage. That's how I ended. And, uh,
and it was over and I, and I outro, uh, the outro music was, oh, I went on
stage to the song remains
the same because the name of the show was, does anybody remember laughter? It
was just like a
fucking perfect, it was a perfect night. And then the outro music was Frank Sinatra
singing New York,
New York, which I thought was perfect. It was a nod to, you know, they played
at Yankee stadium and
everything. And Madison square garden is such a legendary venue. And, uh, and I
got off dude. And it was just,
it was, it was unbelievable. And everybody that I care about was backstage, was
flipping out saying what
a great show it was. And, um, yeah. And I was worried. I was worried. The only
thing I was worried
about was that the next day I was going to have a letdown. Like I was going to
have that whole now
what? And you know, all the biggest, you know, it's like after you open all the
gifts on Christmas,
you know, that feeling of melancholy, I thought I was going to feel that I didn't.
The next day I woke up,
I just felt great. I felt satisfied. I felt at peace. I was just like, if I
never get to do that again,
I couldn't have done it any better. And I enjoyed every last fucking second of
it. It was the night
of my life. And of course I recorded it and I will be putting that one out on
vinyl. My act is not ready
to be a special yet, but, uh, that will definitely be, and I'm putting out
every fucking second of that.
So it might be a double album. Um, I'll put that out hopefully after my next
special.
Um, but it was, it was incredible, but once again, I can't thank the people
that showed up enough.
Um, that, that, that was, it was unfucking believable. You know, it's funny
when I left too,
Verzi was, was, you know, all amped up and now, you know, I was flying high. It
was just sick.
And we walked over to the after party right down like the streets in New York
and Verzi was flipping
out going, dude, do you realize what you just did in there? Do you realize how
hard you realize?
And I was just like, yeah, yeah, I do. It's the best I can fucking do.
And then we went in and I went to the after party. We drank, we smoked cigars.
It was fucking sick. And then ended the night with a bacon, egg and cheese.
It was fucking was the shit. It's the shit. And now I'm on vacation. Um,
I remember somebody said to me, oh, now what now? I'm trying to put that in my
head.
Now what it's like, what do you mean? Now what now? What now? I enjoy my
evening.
No, no. What's next? I don't give a fuck. Like you're not supposed to be able
to top something
like that. What you're supposed to go in there is enjoy every fucking second of
it and do the
best you can possibly do, which is what I did. So I am told there's, there is
no what's next.
I don't, I, you know, I couldn't believe when the person asked me that, it's
just like,
do you understand how much I love doing standup? I do it right now in front of
six people.
And if I got a new bit out of it, I'd still be excited.
It's always got to be some kind of fucking ruin it. Oh, is my dog back? Hey,
buddy,
look who's home. Cleo, get down. Jesus Christ. Hey, what's going on? All right.
All right. All
right. Get down. Get down. Oh, Cleo. Hang on a second. I haven't seen her in
two weeks.
I got to give her a proper hello. What do you say there, buddy? Come here.
What's up, buddy? What's up, buddy? What's up? You got a bath? Look at you.
Yeah. Okay. All
right. I'm doing the podcast. I'm doing the podcast. All right. Sorry. Sorry. I'm
back.
I'm back. Look at you, huh? The old blue bear. The old blue bear's back in the
building. I haven't
seen my dog in two weeks. You and I, lady. Cleo, you and I are going to go on
some fucking hikes,
my friend. I'm in town for the rest of the year. What do you think about that?
You know, I put on some pounds and I'm going to get back in pit bull shape and
I'm not talking about
the rapper. Um, all right, buddy. Can you get over there and lay down, Cleo?
Can you go lay down,
please? Go on. Go lay down. Go lay down. No, I'll play with you in a minute.
Hey, get your nose out of
there. Go lay down. Down. Sorry. Is this even a podcast anymore? Cleo, get over
there. Go on.
Go on. Get over there. Lay down. You can't keep jumping up here.
I don't know. I hope I was able to convey it. I can't even tell you
what, uh, how just fucking thrilled I was. I still can't believe that it
happened,
but I know it happened because I was totally present and I enjoyed the whole
thing. And,
you know, it was great. The light was so in my eyes. I couldn't see how big it
was. I couldn't
see everybody, but I could look up and see the lights up at the top. And, uh,
one of the coolest
things ever, my comedy career at one point I was doing this Illuminati act out.
Like they were all
sitting at a table talking about the population problem. And I actually sat
down on the stool
and I was doing this creepy fucking thing about them thinking about how they
could get rid of people.
And I was able to bring the whole fucking room down. Like I was in a fucking
comedy club. And as I was
doing it, I was actually thinking like, how fucking sick is this right now?
It's like 12,000 people listening to me. I'm sitting down on a stool,
imitating some lunatic in the Illuminati. How fucking fun is that?
It was, it was indescribable. And anyways, please tell everybody, you know,
about F is for family.
Um, I would really appreciate it. Um, although after Saturday night, nobody
owes me anything,
but if you'd like to, I would appreciate it because, uh, I think it's going to
be a great show.
Um, a great TV series for many years to come with any luck. All right. That's
it. So I'm thankful
early this year, man. I'm thankful for all you guys listening to this podcast
and all that stuff.
Um, that's it. So go fuck yourselves. As always, I'll check in on you on
Thursday. Check in on you.
I'm going to go take a shower, put on my PJs and play with my fucking dog. All
right. That's it. I'll see you.

Bill Burr - Madison Square Garden Show

I'm so fucking happy right now with the whole way this weekend went. Madison Sweargarden,
from the bottom of my heart, if you were one of the many people that came out
that night,
that was the single greatest moment of my stand-up career. I can't even put it
into words.
I can't believe that it happened. I just, from the second I got on stage to the
second it ended,
I did like 90 minutes. I went on stage, right? And before I went on stage, I
was like,
what time do I have to be off? And they were like, you can't go past 1030
because then the union kicks
in and then I don't make any fucking money, right? So I, you know, I went on
stage a little before nine
and I got off at like 1028. I just, I think I said at one point to the crowd
that I didn't want to get
off and they fortunately applauded and then I just kept going and I did every
joke that I could think
of. And it was fucking amazing. My apologies though. I do have to apologize to,
uh, the people that were
up to my right. I thought they were drunk yelling at me. What they were yelling
was that they couldn't
hear. It was evidently a couple of pockets during Verzi and DeRosa. Um, I felt
bad for Verzi
cause he thought they were heckling them and stuff and it kind of messed up his
set a little bit,
but he still killed. But, um, I thought they were just drunk. I was like, oh,
is this a bunch of
yahoos who got a box and now they're going to be screaming at setups, but they
were actually yelling
that they couldn't hear. So from what I heard 10 minutes into my act, they
fixed it. And, uh,
so you heard the last hour and 20. So my apology. I feel real bad about that.
Um,
I don't know why that happened. Um, but anyways, uh, I'll take you through the
whole day. Oh,
how about I take it to, you know, I checked in on check on Thursday, Friday,
the day before
Madison square garden. All right. Um, I went down to, uh, the stand to go do a
spot and I went
up there and I fucked around trying out this new material shit that I didn't do
at Madison square
garden and you know, went well and everything. And one of the owners over there
was, was telling me
to fucking, um, make sure I enjoy Madison square garden and blah, blah, blah
and all this type of
shit. And the whole fucking time I was downplaying Madison square garden. Um,
and the reality was
cause I had to, cause it's fucking Madison square garden. If I actually thought
about the magnitude
of it, I don't know what would have happened. So I just kept downplaying it and
everything.
And, um, so I, I did a spot there. And then later on after I did a spot at
stand up New York,
sorry, the stand showing my age there, I walked over to the Gramercy where they
had the goddamn comedy jam.
Um, so I'm drinking my fucking tea here. And, uh, I went over there and it was
the best comedy jam show
that I've seen to date. Um, Josh and all the guys had been on the road doing
the show. So the band was
sounded the best I ever heard him sound. Um, I got to do a sound check there
during the day and you
just feel some, I'm telling you some, um, venues just have the magic and you
walked in and you're like,
this is going to be a sick show. And Josh and all the guys were excited going
to do. There's going to be no
chairs. Everyone's going to be standing up. There's going to be 600 people in
here, fucking packed.
So, um, so anyway, so we were going to close out the show doing paradise city.
Um, because then, you know, it's this great fucking anthem to end the show with.
And also
what's his face. Josh was going, dude, that's your funniest fucking costume.
Like that blonde wig
looks fucking ridiculous. So I'm like, all right, cool. We'll do that. So, um,
everybody went on and
killed Matteo Lane, crushed it, singing that, uh, Whitney Houston song. I will
always love you.
Right. Crushed it. Then Eliza Schlesinger went up there. She fucking killed it.
Um, then I saw
big Jay Oakerson. It was one of my favorite comics. Absolutely loved the guy.
He sang that song.
Is it Weezer say it ain't so. And he was so fucking relaxed and so comfortable
and big Jay can actually
sing. He was crushing it. And the whole fucking room was singing along with
them. And I'm going,
look at the guy, how, how, how is he that fucking comfortable doing that shit?
He just killing it.
And, uh, I was thinking maybe cause you know, he opened up for all these bands,
like he opened up for corn insane clown posse. So those could be really hostile
crowds. He knew
how to handle them. So I'm thinking, well, maybe he's just like, this is a layup.
These people
actually want me to hear it. So he was walking around like it was no big deal,
but it was funny.
The second he got off stage, he turned into a little kid. He was just like,
dude,
that's like the coolest thing I ever did. He crushed it. Then Hannibal Burris
came in and
sang Benny and the jets. And by the way, everybody does stand up beforehand.
You got to check the show
out, you know, does all their best shit, talks about going to shows. So makes
the crowd laugh.
They get great stand up. And then you get to make, watch them, uh, you know,
act like an idiot in front
of a band. And then, um, I went on in the end and did, uh, uh, um, paradise
city. And it was just, uh,
yeah, it's just some, it was just, it was fucking sick. It was just such a
great environment there.
And everyone was standing up and, um, and then it's also always fucking
hilarious to walk out,
you know, dressed up as a, you know, have a fucking wig on and shit, and then
just go into my act,
you know, talking about people that I think are fucked up as I'm standing there
wearing this stupid
wig and a leather vest.
So we ended up having a great time. The drums are tuned up. Fucking just
sounded amazing. So, um,
then ended up hanging out with Bartnick and we ended up in this Irish pub, just
me and him and, uh,
and the bartender. And we ordered like one beer. And in the course of doing,
you know, sipping on the
beer, we all did like three shots. And then another shot with the bartender. We
just had the best
fucking time. Just that New York shit. All of a sudden it's three in the
morning. You go into a
deli, you get a bacon, egg and cheese, all this shit you shouldn't be fucking
eating. And we went
back to my apartment and just sat there, uh, you know, talking about how we
were going to be at the
garden the next day. So, um, anyway, so the next day comes and now here it is,
and I'm still downplaying
it going like, I'm not even fucking excited for this. Maybe I over downplayed
this fucking thing.
So as I mentioned during the day, I was going to have them, uh, I rented a drum
kit
and I loaded it into, uh, they had them loaded into fucking Madison square
garden and the goddamn
comedy jam guys came over and we played for an hour and a half in an empty
Madison square garden.
It was like my manager, my agent, my father-in-law was there, my publicist,
a couple other people. That was it. And, uh, and Ben Bailey, who I knew played
guitar
and had a studio and everything. I actually texted him a few days earlier. I
said, Hey Ben, I'm in New
York and we've been trying to get together and jam for fucking like five years.
I said, Hey man,
do you want to, uh, can you play on Saturday? And he goes, yeah, man. He goes,
I just finished my studio
at my house. You got to come by. And I just wrote back. Now I got a better
place. And he writes back
like, what the fuck? I can't even see my place. How do you know it's better? So
I said, you want to
fucking, you know, go to Madison square garden? He fucking freaked out. So we
got a set list together
and all that shit. Obviously all the shit that I did with the comedy jam guys,
we had that down and Ben
Bailey's like a fucking black Sabbath freak. So we learned war pigs and we were
supposed to learn one
other. I don't know if we ever got, got to it, but, um, so we ended up going in
there. Right. And there's
all these guys setting up chairs and shit for the show that night. And I was
like, oh man, I don't want
to sit up here and making all this noise, you know, fucking ruining this
thereafter. And I go,
when are they going to be done setting up the chair so we don't bug them? They
go, ah, no,
they're used to it. They used to go ahead and get up there and play. And, um,
we started playing.
It was fucking unbelievable. And the people working there actually got into it.
They thought it was
cool that we were doing it. Cause they know we were just geeking out and they
started, they started
turning on the lights, you know, doing like a light show as we were playing in
an empty
fucking Madison square garden. And by the end of it, they, uh, they had the
video guy comes down
and he starts filming us. So I guess on the last song, we were up on the jumbo
charm. I think we
closed with paradise city again, but we did like custard pie. We did war pigs.
Welcome to the jungle.
Dr. Feel good. Uh, my publicist also played drums. He went up there. They did
wanted dead or alive.
Just all this arena rock shit. My agent went up there, had to drag him up there.
He went up and he played.
Um, and I'm going to post some of these pictures too, that, that, uh, that we
had a photographer who was
going to be there for that night. He posted them and we had the best fucking
time. And I really think
that it helped me for my show that night. Cause I kind of went in there and got
a feel for the room,
got my stink in there a little bit, you know, and, um, just got on the train,
went back to my apartment
and Neil was getting ready. And I was just sitting there as I was waiting for
her to get ready. And I was, uh,
I was drinking a Budweiser. Right. And I never drink before shows ever. I don't
give a fuck how far ahead
it is. Right. So she just goes, you having a beer? And I was like, yeah, she
goes, you never drink before shows.
I was like, no, no, I don't just felt like having one. She goes, are you
nervous? And I was like, nope.
And I don't know why, I don't know why it just, I wasn't nervous. I should have
been, but I wasn't.
And I went down to the arena and everybody was there, had a bunch of people in
the dressing room,
hanging out, talking almost right up till we went on. Usually I'm like, get the
fuck out of here
for the last 10 minutes. Let me be alone with my thoughts. I just, you know
what it was? I did those
two weeks on tour, uh, um, through the Midwest. And then I did that run through
Pennsylvania and down
in Florida. So I was just, I was on my game and, um, I just felt like it was
going to be a good time.
So, so the moment of truth comes, right? Verzi shows up, of course, you know,
wearing his sweater
and his fucking Jordans or whatever the fuck he had. I forget what he had. Air
Max to Rosa showed
up with wearing this fucking hipster old lady sweater, which I actually made
fun of when I got
on stage. So Joe Barton, it goes out and, uh, he does the voice of God. You
know, I got the video
for that. I'm going to post that too. Um, it was fucking hilarious watching. He
got people so
fucking amped up, right? So Verzi goes up, he does his thing to Rosa does his
thing. And then they, uh,
and then we showed the trailer for the first time ever. We showed the F is for
family trailer,
um, which I literally had to walk into the tunnel and block my ears. Cause I
didn't want to handle if
they weren't liking it. So after it was done, I heard it got a nice round of
applause and the Netflix
people, everybody was excited that, uh, that had done well. I hope I'm not
boring you guys with
this shit. I feel like I'm babbling here. Um, and then it was the moment of
truth going on stage to
do standup comedy at Madison square garden, sold out fucking show. And, uh, Verzi
introed me
and I don't know, I just walked out there and I forget what I said, but it just
was one of those
things. It's like, you hit your first shot and you're like, all right, it's
going to be a good game.
And, um, for the next 90 minutes, I don't think I've ever been more present. I
just totally
fuckin