Name: Bill Burr - Muslims
Uploaded: 2015-11-20T14:15:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Muslims' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-11-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Muslims' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-11-20. Transcript available.

Oh, did you guys see that fucking guy school those two people on, uh, on, uh,
he schooled
me too, by the way, on, uh, my saying schools, I'm not too fucking old to say
that, um, made
some great points that the people on CNN could not refute when he was talking
about people
who are just blaming the Muslim religion for terrorism.
Like everybody there, everyone who's a Muslim wants to fucking mutilate women
and do all
this fucking shit.
This guy was destroying these two people on CNN.
And what blew my mind is in a lot of ways, the people on CNN, when it came to
the Muslim
religion, we're just as uninformed as I am in a lot of ways.
Like, uh, you know, when they were talking about those mutilating women shit,
Hey, the
guy's just going like, yeah, that happens in this country.
And there's like Sudan, I see named like two African countries and they're like,
yeah,
that was a Muslim countries.
He goes, no, they're not.
They're Christian countries.
And he really just broke it down where it's not the religion.
It's, it's depending on what country they were trashing, like Turkey or
something like
kind of lump them in.
And he goes, no, they don't do that in Turkey.
They don't mutilate women in Turkey.
They actually, there's women rights and they've elected more women to positions
of political
power, you know, intelligent, informed, logical, like thought, as opposed to
these morons
that think that they're tough, who go, we got to fucking wipe them all out.
They're going to fucking kill everybody.
Fucking, if you're fucking into that religion, you're just fucking like that
dumb shit that
they, that what kills me is that CNN is starting to come around to and just be
like, yeah, this
is like a violent religion and all that.
You know, look, look at the, what kills me, what fucking kills me, especially
with Christians
is the lack of honesty with your own fucking religion.
Are you really going to fucking sit there?
Because if you're going to indict these people because of their religion, then
I could go
with you as far as if you say all religion, eventually you're going to have
some wing
nuts that it's going to cause them to do some fucking horrific shit.
You know what I mean?
You can't as a fucking Christian, especially a Catholic.
I'll just speak for my religion here.
This fucking rap sheet.
You know, when they fucking, whenever you watch like an NYPD blue or one of
those do, do,
do, do, do shows and they always, there's always that guy, he's got a rap sheet
a mile
long, armed robbery, fucking assault and battery, you know, twisting parking
meters off and
spending the change down on an arcade.
This kid's spending more days in jail than he has out.
That's my religion.
That's my fucking religion.
We're the Inquisition.
We're the Crusades.
We were in bed with the Nazis.
Do you know Jewish people when they were trying to track where the fuck their,
their property
went to and they ended up at the Vatican and we're like, Oh yeah.
Oh, was that yours?
Oh, sorry.
Uh, we were, you know, we didn't know who was going to win.
So, you know, we kind of had a, you know, fucking, uh, get in bed with both
people.
And, uh, sorry about that.
Pedophilia.
Torture.
I mean, just horrible shit, torture, genocide, you name it, you name it, go
right down the
whole fucking commandments.
They've broken every fucking one of them.
And, uh, see that, what that right there is the kind of thing that makes me, uh,
question
the validity of an afterlife and being judged.
Okay.
Cause that's what they're peddling, but their actions, they're not worried
about judgment
on any fucking level.
So it makes me think that, you know, well, maybe we just go into the ground and
we, we
decompose and we, we give life to something else.
You know what I mean?
But they created this mommy and daddy thing, you know, either going to get an
ice cream
or get a spanking to keep everybody in fucking line.
And then maybe they know it's bullshit.
Like maybe when you get high enough in the church, they just go, all right,
they close
the door, you know, and they're sitting there and they're stupid getups.
Right.
And the guy just goes, look, uh, here's something you need to know.
You can't tell anybody or we'll deny it.
And we'll kill everybody that, you know, and that you're related to.
All right.
Here's the real deal.
He looks left.
He looks right.
He looks back at him, shrugs his shoulders.
He just goes, we made it all up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just made it up.
Not being good or bad, you know, being good about, you know, make sense.
The moral compass you're born with, but the whole afterlife is, and we have no
proof.
We have no idea.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Yeah.
I mean, he, he lived, but you know, we kind of, you know, we,
we hyped it up a little.
We kind of oversold it, you know, maybe he didn't walk on water.
Maybe, uh, maybe waded into it a little bit and was the first guy to do the
butterfly stroke
or the backstroke maybe.
And, uh, which back then no one ever done that.
Nobody thought to be on their back when they swam.
So that was equivalent to, uh, uh, walking on water and they didn't have leprosy.
They just had a, uh, they said a rash.
It just sort of cleared up naturally anyways.
But I, they did talk to him, you know, so whatever.
But, you know, that's also why I don't watch the news.
I actually love, that's why I love Facebook.
I'm an old white guy.
I love Facebook.
I love going on it and just clicking on the fucking videos.
And I'll try to get a link.
I just don't know how to copy and paste that shit.
But, uh, that guy, um, just totally fucking, just making sense and not demonizing
everybody
over there.
Whenever they start talking like that, I swear to God, that's just like, it's
unbelievably
ignorant.
And all that is, that's just big business talking.
You know, they're all evil.
They're getting the machine going.
They're all evil.
We got to fucking do all this shit and spend all this fucking money.
And then we'll make a ton of money.
And when the tab comes along, we're giving it to you guys.
Yeah.
Go fuck yourselves.
Um, sorry.
That's just my own view.